The Franken Sessions on the Silverman Show

Episode 4.1

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
just left the stage.
TimeStamp: 03h 10m CET

Friday, July 29, 2016
The Big Finale… until November the 8th.
In the meantime, “Love trumps hate,” said Hillary R. Clinton.

Uso justo del Presidente de los Estados Unidos Americanos, Barack H. Obama.

Uso justo del  Presidente de los  Estados  Unidos  Americanos,  Barack H. Obama… Uso justo de MSNBC… y por supuesto, uso justo de Joy “Brown” Reed.

TimeStamp 04h 35m CET… The Bernie Sanders movement was acknowledged by the new leader of the Democratic Party. In any case, Bernie Sanders did not leave the building.

…0500 hrs. CET Balloons and confetti time.

Let this be a “balloon age” and not a hasty ‘twitt‘ nuclear age.
Saludos…

We now return to our Regular Programming, in Aguascalientes TV.

It's official: Nicole Wallace, a former Republican Operator is a political orphan, or something like that. In any 'escenario', may i have the 'Back of the Bus Road Warriors, and the Rockefeller Center pundits autographs?

It’s official: Nicole Wallace, a former Republican Operator is a political orphan, or something like that. In any ‘escenario‘, may i have the ‘Back of the Bus Road Warriors, and the Rockefeller Center pundits autographs? … and You Should, hire Stacey Drew; because she wants to change the World with You¹.

Breaking News: MSNBC invents BalloonCam. Brian Williams reports from the back of a helicopter.


Balloon Popisms:

  1. Orc-a-Gram. “GE comercial for the 88th Academy Awards (Oscars 2016).” Vía: http ://www .popisms .com /TelevisionCommercial /122066/GE-Commercial-for-88th-Academy-Awards-Oscars .aspx

 

Interval: Dick Morris is a major Asshole

Mr. Morris, by-the-way,
is apparently the National Enquirer‘s
“chief” political correspondent.

"Sarcasm" Amplification. | Uso justo de los rusos.

Sarcasm” Amplification. | Uso justo de los rusos.

TimeStamp 02h 30m CET [On Stage, a live wire: Former Michigan Governor, Jennifer Granholm… “Imagine that, Donald…. Donald. You probably think this Speech is About you…Don’t you?

Intermission: Martin Brunt is a royal Asshole

Intermezzo: Donald Trump is an imperial Asshole.


Sources follow.

NBC Staff… and Wire Reports., “Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter Calls Trump an ASSHOLE, Compares His Words to Hitler’s”. Via: http ://www .nbcphiladelphia .com /news /local /Donald-Trump-Philadelphia-Mayor-Michael-Nutter-Muslims-360956281 .html

Drugs . com [ Know more. Be sure ].,  “Intermezzo”  —a.k.a.—  Zolpimist, Ambien, and other patented names. Via: https ://www .drugs .com /intermezzo.html

Uso justo de los anuncios en una calle de París.

Intermezzo… uso justo de los anuncios en una calle del subsuelo de París. Foto de archivo. Foto capturada por segoviaspixes.

The Franken Sessions on the Silverman Show

Episode 4
Tonight’s line-up:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Jueves, 28 de julio de 2016
El Paso, vía El Pueblo de Ysleta — en Filadelfia
por: armando segovia

A cappella rendition of The Star Spangled Banner complete by 4:29 PM EST

So. Carolina state legislator followed former Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa on the stage… meanwhile, one of the Back-of-the-Bus RoadWarriors was busy with some Green Bay Packer Cheese Heads.

CNN contributor and ex So. Carolina state legislator, Bakari Sellers followed former Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa on the stage… meanwhile on the floor of the Wells Fargo Center, one of the Back-of-the-Bus RoadWarriors was busy with some Green Bay Packer Cheese Heads.

[ Monitos for el RetoBlog follow ]… lo bueno de este blog —a lo mejor— es de que Mr. Peacock, en Rockefeller Center, no lo visita… Isn’t that right? You Guys.

[Context from the BBC walking into a Church will follow].

Uso justo de las redes, las noticas, y CNN… "Don't boo—VOTE"… así lo dijo anoche, Barry de la O.

Uso justo de las redes, ‘las noticas’, y CNN… “Don’t boo—VOTE”… así lo dijo anoche, Barry de la O.

TimeStamp 5:25 PM EST… Philly Phanatic Nutter just left the Stage inside Convention Hall… earlier in the evening ‘legendary’ director Rob Reiner discussed Maude’s husband, a working class bigot named Archie Bunker, with Chuck Todd. During that exchange, Reiner, who played the ‘meathead‘ in that ‘legendary’ 1970’s hit went ahead and praised Chris Matthews way of keeping Trump’s feet to the fire [on how women should be punished for going through an abortion]… No word if surviving members of The Jeffersons will make MTP Daily, —yet.


In Central Europe the imaginary time line just crossed the MidNight dial.

Welcome to the last Friday of July 2016.

On Stage: Joe Scarborough‘s buddy, Carole King, rendering You’ve Got a Friend.

♪… if the sky above you 


In an effort to catch-up with El RetoBlog’s requirements
asegovia3 now crosses into Friday —on a new post.

Bonus Round: Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Stage. TimeStamp 6:50 PM EST.

The Franken Sessions on the Silverman Show

Episode 3.1
“Refreshing candor”
Dear Chris Matthews…
May i have Your Autograph!!!

[Context will follow]

Thursday, July 28, 2016
TREASON TRUMPS TRICKERY…
Donald Trump calls on Russian hackers to pull a Watergate scheme.
por: armando segovia

Coming up… The Dick Jokes Lounge. Guest starring Rob Reiner and "Our Boy!!! Chris Matthews" | Uso justo de la comedia y la política ficción.

Coming up… The Dick Jokes Lounge. Guest starring Rob Reiner and “Our Boy!!! Chris Matthews” | Uso justo de la comedia, las realidades de La Otra América, y de la política ficción. |  “YOU CAN’T Handle the truth”… You Can’t HANDLE the Malarkey!!! [In junior-high level French, that last word (no pun intended) is equivalent to “raconter des conneries***

The Franken Sessions on the Silverman Show

Episode 2

RetoBlog update.

—BREAKING the NEWS——January 12, 2015——BREAKING the NEWS—

According to the BBC, Hillary Clinton could very well become number 20 on the list of heads of state, who happen to have ‘Madame¹’ in front of their public address.

26 y 27 de julio, 2016
Edición vespertina
[Eastern Standard Time]
por: staff

previously on this blog

Con la brújula del Teatro de la Noche. | Uso justo del MonoAureo y de un anuncio del Quijote en París.

Con la brújula del Teatro de la Noche. | Uso justo del MonoAureo y de un anuncio del Quijote [o algo así] en París.

 … Dear Nicole Wallace, may i have your autograph?

TimeStamp 0300 hrs. CET
coming up… Konfupanda’s favorite star:
Meryl Streep, and a guy nicknamed “Bubba.”

Breaking the News for the Lawrence O’Donnell Show:

Donald Trump took 9-11 small business grants. Donald Trump is not a small business man [right?], and what’s more, Donald Trump’s steaks and casinos were not affected by the  9-11  attacks.   Donald  Trump, however, did profit from that American tragedy. Technically, [political pro’s agree] Donald Trump is a war [on terror] profiteer.

TimeStamp 0400 hrs. CET


Mexican Political Watch during the race for the White House…

according to a Forbes Contributor on the Interwebs.

THE MEXICAN CARICATURE OF A PRESIDENT [Enrique Peña Nieto] BACKTRACKS ON DEROGATORY REMARKS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP… and his “fucking wall.

TimeStamp 0800 hrs CET

Y así sea por  falta  de  Huevos, —or a  lack  of  Cojones— como diría a lo mejor Barry de la O,  el  mandatario  mexicano se  echó  pa-tras  como un verdadero ESPÉCIMEN del godinazgo institucionalizado*.

Mas si osare un extraño enemigo… | Uso justo del librito negro de los multimillonarios.

Mas si osare un extraño enemigo… | Uso justo del librito negro de los autógrafos de multimillonarios… y del librito negro de Dolia Estevez en Forbes.

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The Franken Sessions on The Silverman Show

RetoBlog del MonoAureo update:
The staff took five days off.
As of yesterday, the American in Paris experience of this blog
was reset… Vive Le France.

Mardi, 26 juillet 2016
Speed-writing snapshots —in Real-Time
por: Armando Segovia

"What's love got to do with it"… Karaoke night in Phlly… courtesy of the usual suspects: the back of the bus warriors of MSNBC.

“What’s love got to do with it”… Karaoke night at Philly . com. | Image courtesy of the usual suspects: the back of the bus warriors of MSNBC.

Countdown
T-minus 365 days.

Coming up… Unity with the Hardball crew:
Did Geno’s Steaks finally remove their “no English no service sign“? … Stick around, The Chris Matthews Show will let us know.

Digresión for the “Shank of the Evening” with Brian Williams:

Al Día [a newspaper in Philadelphia] won’t let me misconstrue the following statement: I [armando segovia] didn’t get to line-up for a bit of the so called “comfort food” at Geno’s Steaks [a hoagie joint of the cheesestake variety in South Philly]. Resentment against foreigners taking over the business[es] on the Rocky Balboa’s morning run [scene] prevented non-English speakers from eating [in 2008] at that Philadelphia landmark.

8 years ago, i [armando segovia] spent one of the most memorable summers of my life next to Love Park. I love Philadelphia, but globally speaking i wonder if the next time that i drop-by Geno’s, the crew [at that corner] is going to take my order with a S’il Vous Plaît at the end.

TimeStamp 1000 hrs. CET [time-now]


Sources follow… while the above [news were breaking, the News Broke again. This time in the Normandy region near Rouen.

[ Image capture clicks of Melissa Bell follow…
TimeStamp 1800hrs time-now]

Los Ataques… a la orden del día. | Uso justo de France24.

Los Ataques a la orden del día. | Uso justo de France24. | Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic, Andrea Mitchell was covering the Bernie Sanders protestors—at Liberty Mall.

… en breve,  regresamos  con:  Las  Sesiones  de  Franken y El Show de Silverman.

En este momento otra digresión…

Please. Don’t shoot the messenger, and with the same token don’t go around hating on the troll. Sarah Silverman is right, —you guys— are being ridiculous.

But on a more serious note, or rather a series of remarks made by the Commander-In-Chief just a few weeks ago, while Air Force One was making the rounds through Japan, it turns out the Barack Obama was right —you guys:

look, the world pays attention to the U.S. elections. They pay more attention to our elections sometimes than we pay to theirs, because the United States is, as I’ve said before, at the heart of the international order.

The above [] was the answer that President Obama gave to a correspondent named Carol [according to a transcript from the White House press office, via Google —of course].

Given today’s* events in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvrayit seems that American media [inside the continental United States] pays no attention to occurrences of “the international order”… at least, not during the political circus that is taking place right now.

You guys at Rockefeller Center are being ridiculous. | Uso justo de MSNBC y France24.

You guys at Rockefeller Center are being ridiculous. | Uso justo de MSNBC y France24.

*In Philly it ‘s not even prime time (21h) yet.

Sunny_Philadelphia

Sunny Philadelphia… Fair use of a World Clock over the Interwebs.

 

 

 

 

We now time-shift some imaginary time lines to usher in the last Wednesday in July.


Source on an Internet page:

“My dying wish is that
I don’t waste my dying wish
like this guy did.”

thesestreets
Philadelphia Magazine commentator  [].

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The “Movie”… a Chris Matthews production

RetoBlog del MonoAureo (Update).

Thursday July 21, 2016
Best Pay-Per-View Infomercial in the WWF*
Free of charge… just pay Shipping & Handling
Conditions will apply!!!

world wraslin’ federation

Michael Che wants to see a "movie"… Chris Matthews wants to know what hotel the SNL crew is staying in. | Law Enforcement Joe (Arpaio) speaks tonight in Cleveland.

Michael Che wants to see  a  “movie”…  Chris  Matthews  wants  to know what hotel the  SNL  crew  is staying  in  at.  |  Law  Enforcement  Joe  (Arpaio)  speaks  tonight in Cleveland.

[Luego te la platico…].

TimeStamp 01h 30m  [TimeNow] … GhostWriter for Trump calls the casino owner a good salesman and psychopath. Brian Williams adage for this timeslot:

Just make sure you spell my name right“.

Trump has entered the Arena… in Central Europe it is now 3 in the morning…

“You Should be Dancing”

One of the so-called "esoteric views" of a guy named Thiel [from Silicon Valley] is that he doesn't believe in democracy, hates Gawker, and swears that DEATH will be beaten during his lifetime. | Oh-Say-can-you-see?

18-Again… One of the so-called “esoteric views” of a guy named Thiel [from Silicon Valley] is that he doesn’t believe in democracy, hates Gawker, and swears that DEATH will be beaten during his lifetime. | Oh-Say-can-you-see? |  Brian Williams [did i get your name right?] confirms that: We all know that George Burns was the only one that could have beaten Death.

 And now… a family flick
Starring: John Voight

Here comes the sun… A George Harrison gem desecrated at the 2016 RNC.

Here comes the sun… A George Harrison gem desecrated at the 2016 RNC. |

 

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20 de julio, 2016 | Efeméride en Luna Llena

TimeStamp: last minutes of the 1am hour in Central Europe.

As September* plays in the background of the Quicken Loans Arena, the following:

En términos oficiales, a Donald Trump solamente le falta librar al el llamado ‘colegio electoral’ de los Estados Unidos para que el nacionalismo ocupe la Casa Blanca; la de los ‘American Curios‘ — no la casa blanca de las telenovelas…[context follows].

Earth, Wind & Fire.

Alaska and the drama… GOP celebration gets an unscheduled 'INTERMISSION'.

Alaska and the drama… GOP celebration gets an unscheduled ‘INTERMISSION’. | Fair use of Aljazeera’s coverage.

Officially, Donald Trump’s candidacy starts on a Full Moon… 4 Full Moons untill Tuesday, November 8… Bonus, Bonus, BONUS: insignificant side show scheduled for September 16, which is Mexican Independence Day, on that night depending on the cloud coverage in your area the lunar cycle will welcome an eclipse.

El circo al otro lado del charco. | Uso justo de los medios. [Credits follow].

El circo al otro lado del charco. | Uso justo de los medios. [Credits follow].


“… it’s all just bits of paper flying away from you”¹

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