Episode 2
RetoBlog update.
—BREAKING the NEWS——January 12, 2015——BREAKING the NEWS—
26 y 27 de julio, 2016
Edición vespertina
[Eastern Standard Time]
por: staff

Con la brújula del Teatro de la Noche. | Uso justo del MonoAureo y de un anuncio del Quijote [o algo así] en París.
… Dear Nicole Wallace, may i have your autograph?
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coming up… Konfupanda’s favorite star:
Meryl Streep, and a guy nicknamed “Bubba.”
Breaking the News for the Lawrence O’Donnell Show:
Donald Trump took 9-11 small business grants. Donald Trump is not a small business man [right?], and what’s more, Donald Trump’s steaks and casinos were not affected by the 9-11 attacks. Donald Trump, however, did profit from that American tragedy. Technically, [political pro’s agree] Donald Trump is a war [on terror] profiteer.
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Mexican Political Watch during the race for the White House…
according to a Forbes Contributor on the Interwebs.
THE MEXICAN CARICATURE OF A PRESIDENT [Enrique Peña Nieto] BACKTRACKS ON DEROGATORY REMARKS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP… and his “fucking wall“.
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Y así sea por falta de Huevos, —or a lack of Cojones— como diría a lo mejor Barry de la O, el mandatario mexicano se echó pa-tras como un verdadero ESPÉCIMEN del godinazgo institucionalizado*.


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