Episode 2
RetoBlog update.
—BREAKING the NEWS——January 12, 2015——BREAKING the NEWS—
26 y 27 de julio, 2016
Edición vespertina
[Eastern Standard Time]
por: staff

Con la brújula del Teatro de la Noche. | Uso justo del MonoAureo y de un anuncio del Quijote [o algo así] en París.
… Dear Nicole Wallace, may i have your autograph?
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coming up… Konfupanda’s favorite star:
Meryl Streep, and a guy nicknamed “Bubba.”
Breaking the News for the Lawrence O’Donnell Show:
Donald Trump took 9-11 small business grants. Donald Trump is not a small business man [right?], and what’s more, Donald Trump’s steaks and casinos were not affected by the 9-11 attacks. Donald Trump, however, did profit from that American tragedy. Technically, [political pro’s agree] Donald Trump is a war [on terror] profiteer.
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Mexican Political Watch during the race for the White House…
according to a Forbes Contributor on the Interwebs.
THE MEXICAN CARICATURE OF A PRESIDENT [Enrique Peña Nieto] BACKTRACKS ON DEROGATORY REMARKS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP… and his “fucking wall“.
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Y así sea por falta de Huevos, —or a lack of Cojones— como diría a lo mejor Barry de la O, el mandatario mexicano se echó pa-tras como un verdadero ESPÉCIMEN del godinazgo institucionalizado*.

Mas si osare un extraño enemigo… | Uso justo del librito negro de los autógrafos de multimillonarios… y del librito negro de Dolia Estevez en Forbes.
Disney™ Autograph notebook nuggets©:
- Edwards, D., “‘The party died in this room tonight’: Nicole Wallace grief-stricken as Trump’s RNC speech ends.” Vía: The RawStory, http ://www .rawstory .com /2016 /07 /the-party-died-in-this-room-tonight-nicole-wallace-grief-stricken-as-trumps-rnc-speech-ends/
- Zimmerman S., [DNC Update, 09:44 pm] “A jaw-dropping moment.” Vía, Morning Joe’s favorite magazine: The Atlantic… http ://www .theatlantic .com /politics /archive /2016 /07 /live-coverage-of-the-democratic-national-convention-day-2 /493025/
- Esa ‘pinche’ pared: Vía the fusion crowd y los dichos de Chente… un presidente mexicano de El Orden Católico empresarial de FEMSA y de la Coca-Cola. Enlace: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =x4OwJOVi0ec
- Lack of a Backbone, o como diria el ‘Staff’ de este Blog: el godinazgo institucionalizado. En Contexto: WordReference . com a discussion about character and backbone… http ://forum .wordreference .com /threads /are-willing-to-put-their-backbone-where-their-mouth-is .2393464/
- Estevez, D., “Mexican president backtracks on derogatory remarks about Donald Trump.” Via: Forbes #ForeignAffairs http ://www .forbes .com /sites /doliaestevez /2016 /07 /26 /mexican-president-backtracks-on-derogatory-remarks-about-donald-trump /#572df86b7b20
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Bonus:
The Coke Machine… on GoogleBooks