Tag Archives: Latin History for Morons VS el rollo de Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés

Guanaceví, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas³

It Ain’t Me — Happy birthday, revolution.

 

En Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Margarita’s Happy Hour until Morning Joe drives the cows home, Issy-Phuck-It, Fatima, you just made the great and youse now “la chiqui-ti-bun Superior™ rolled into “La India³ que todos quieren”.

³~. Formally, “La rubia que todos quieren”.

Fake escalas 🛬 en la esquela 🪦… la toma de Torreón vista desde “la caseta” antes de llegar a Palomas (hoy) entronque a Chapingo.

https ://www .debate .com .mx /mexico /Muere-en-accidente-administrador-de-Aeropuerto-de-Matamoros

 

Tan Falso como San José de Las Panochas en Los Dos Amigos, o algo así. En fin, ministro de los difuntos nacionales, if the unfortunate accident happened after La Sierrita, then the municipality would befall to Tlahualilo… knot Bermejillo.

Sicario incomprendido, El fruto de una revolución.

Happy birthday, revolution.

You’ve all heard of the son of a preacher man³

³~. It’s not one of those…

This here is the offSpring of a Bank man. It’s a political cocktail mixed with Whisky 🥃 and Sangria 💃🏽. The effect is a tangent that touches the center right of europhiles who detest De Gaulle and raise a toast to Giscard d’Estaing while raising their mimosas to the good people of MoDem and Mme. Maud at l’Assemblée.

Musical guest
Flaco Spinetta y el pescado de Oyuki

In our next segment Öüï touches base with Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ who unbeknownst to him will be challenged by Adanowsky and Carolina de Maigret Regret into El Pancracio de La Arena Coliseo para una Lucha dedos a tres caídas sin límite de intereses patrocinada por El Chase Manhattan Bank y los zapatistas exiliados de París.

La référée for this CATCH will be in the hands of Elena Poniatowska… la pinche “Tante” de Carolina (la más vieja, selon son même spiel*) which indicates and CONFIRMS that the bout will be Fixed and proves that the Only True Thing in Life is: su majestad la Lucha Libre. 

*~. Older, but better, but older. Rando Chante, 2019.

Is it just Mí, or is Kasie Hunt turning into Ricky Martin³

Across The Atlantic, Will Rogers can’t believe his dapper slacks, and Susan Collins can kiss Donald Trump’s ass… you had your chance, Senator Collins. Ewe haaa-ad yuuuu-our chance Collins. You could have impeached Trump, but instead you wanted to keep your Canadian perks.

Las Vainas d’América, in local news, President Donald Trump brought back Ambassador Henry Lane Wilson with the aid of A.I… in the coming days South African ‘Apartheid’ is sure to use the same application used to RESUSCITATE Ambassador Lane Wilson to dismantle government agencies which hinder WORLD BANK stockholders earnings. Andy Ross-Sorkin explains this in a Mika Brzezinski’s bod 👙.

https ://www .cbc .ca /news /politics /ontario-ford-cusma-agreement

Premier Ford 🇨🇦 pitches kicking Mexico out of North American free trade pact

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2024/11/12 /opinion

Richard Gere narrates The American Pimp Experience in Vietnam in the Body of Richard Robert McNamara fused onto Henry Kissinger’s dong. Give that fucking gigolo more Cowbell 🔊🔊🔊.

But seriously, “I Want To Believe”, Kasie Hunt. I really, really do want to believe 👽.

Gaºlleºgoº… you are doing it again, Brzezinski 🤦🏼

Musical guest: Craiglist killed the newspaper classified ads.

La tina productions present today’s moment of wokeness:

Un chino, un gallego y un negro are drinking Estrella beer in a cantina of La Sierra Tarahumara… hilarity ensues when Marco Rubio walks in wearing Ken Salazar’s cowboy hat.

So, in recap. Morning Mika just confirmed President-elect Donald John Trump’s “east coast / west coast” definition of an americano from the U.S.

Why are Spaniards in Latin America called “Gallegos” and where does it come from?

The answer… it’s because of those fucking Argentinians.

Irregardless… latino, hispanic, (never mestizo, maybe criollo) it’s right there in his name: FALSIFICADORES DE LA HISTORIA

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Gallegos

In conclusion, mister Gallego (at least his last name) is a closer kin to a Caledonian in the U.K. than a latinoamericano in the Pima County reservation realm.

P.S. I Love You:
because you didn’t refer to mister Gallego as “latin x”.

After the break it’s another edition of “Fuck This House” and, the immigrants who built it. Katty Kay and her pet monkey Josef host the open house / warming orgy. Sponsored by Francisco Franco’s favorite beer.

The STRUGLE… yes Symone, S-T-R-U-G-L-E

The Substance, Crazy Horse, Lido2, and of course… Ewe.

Because predictive analytics say that Ewe don’t deserve the second G. And this is why, Alicia Menendez, because Michael Steele can’t even do “The Running Man”.

The Struggle Within 🫏… bunch of asses-es.

Meanwhile in The Philippines, Epigmenio González is ready to read the Second Installment of Prof. Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ observations on the Nobel of Economics at IKEA.

A la una:

ibid.

No. And as probably the First Made-in-France refugee, i can attest that when it comes to weed, Bruno Retailleau knows JACK SHIT about how marihuana “tastes” and even less, about how “butlers” at Matignon line the Urinal Room de la Comédie Française with B-L-O-W.

People who Blow, know B.O.³

³~. Body odor.

 

Listening Silence — Congratulations, John…

The good thing about this blog is that Mr. Ramos, doesn’t read it.

¡Viva La Raza! Now more than ever, even more than in Pizarro’s time… it’s like Marley said… “it’s a Soul Shakedown, tonight… i need your concentration…” etc., etc., ETC!  }—~~~\*>  Uso justo de toda La Raza, en Nueva Yo’l.

… at least you got the eyebrows right on “La Frida…” something that even the heirs of her juicy Estate could not do before the “Barbie” pirateada took over… and, yes Mr. Leguizamo, sadly, it is the Pitbull era.

Context follows… on John Leguizamo: Latin History for Morons.

a.s.