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And in New York, Nicolle Wallace got a new dress*

*~. It’s not just any dress, it is stamped right straight from the last Tasmainian tiger taxidermy sample from the Bones museum at the Smithsonian in WaWa Land… or from a counterfeit Zebra’s ass.

Tres Tristes Tasmanian Tigres — On Deadline

And not to be outdone by AG James in Babylon 2, The French Minister of Education finally³ confronts his middle school bully, a Russian defending lawyer named Juan³ Branco.

³~. After 15 or so years since 🇫🇷 Junior High School 🎒.
³~. Of course he’s named Juan, what else could Branco 🇪🇸 be baptized 🇵🇹 as, “Paulo”?

Naturally, the French Pulitzer Prize Society, dit « Le Goncourt », wasted no time in adapting a literature Prize to parallel Nicolle’s outrageous fashionista pitch.

In The Pockets of The French.

The trousers don’t lie, great looking stripes, what a way to inflate one’s assets. Our guess is that the tasmanian tiger ate the zebra 🦓 and the fabric are skid marks on DEADLINE, and live from Knew York, it’s just another Manic Monday.

 

Allegretto at chez Los Feliz in El Ey… Ji, ji, ji⁸

It’s Primetime in Hilo Hawaii, Oh-nine 45 a.m. in La France

Musical Guest, Kurt 🎩 While.

So, it’s National Sport’s They in France, and to begin the transmission, why not knot actual sports affected by the reform at hand and how the 2024 Olympics IN Paris, France,  will do absolutely nothing for the SPORT ASSOCIATIF & BÉNÉVOLE* of those ghetto buildings on the North Side of Marseille, but that’s just me not believing about tomorrow, but about today.

In any case, this blog is not appropriate enough to feature in here what I have seen in the past decade, or so. So, meet me on the next page. In the mean time here is a teaser for The Melle. Pitch Award at Emmaüs:

If you are a French student struggling to read this message, in English, no less… know that it is the old fuckers in your Hex’a-gone who are making the most noise to secure your future, in any case, good luck on your BAC results, it’s not like you have it made like Vanessa Paradis, who, I am sorry to say Johnny Depp, does not deserve the shit she gets, but that is just me.

 

And if you don’t believe me, ask the fellow bum busting my balls for doing what I do best, which is getting the facts to relay to You French Motherfuckers what is happening under your Stupid fucking noses.

As you were.

Fuck you, Donnie Deutsch! Fuck you, fuck your brand, and fuck your firm. You and Donald Trump are the same, you just haven’t got caught, like that Juanito Guanabacoa in France… which brings us back to LAST WEEK to THEY, motherfuckers.

In fact fuck all advertising firms, especially the ones in France. But don’t take my word for it because one has to be a pasty-cracker in France to bash Marianne, like the guy who wrote “Paris I Love You, but you are a fucking CUNT!”, or something like that, from one of those pretentious Café (plural) in France, and I mean the entire HEXagone… knot just at la Place des Vosges.

Excellent articulation, Luciano, keep playing Constance, just don’t slay the Keys, least you want to piss-off Émilie Moreau.

This segment is being brought to the Service du procureur de la République (in France) courtesy of Mr. Griffith J. Griffith, in the Los Angeles Basin of the Pacific Tectonics Plate near Mount Baldy and Rancho Kukamonga.

Fuckkkkkkkk, Eye didn’t think

Indeed, that’s a real Mexican Avocado

Last night my Right Eye discovered That French cops were Pussies, —at the time when i asked for my property back— but some, are just EXACTLY like them little American cops.

Good morning, it’s 9.20 in the morning and today is Mexican Revolution They.

ODEON

ODEON M4… next stop, Saint Germain-des-Près .:. A2024EF1-AA99-4C46-B541-461C1E4B8155 … Three Little Words Siren, you got, IT!, Sirene: FUCK YOU COP.

Quick note, if you ever get pepper-sprayed, point-blank and TO your Face, you must remember that the chemical will stay in your eyes for a good portion of the following 24 hours. Lucky for u.s., we visited the Soup Populaire at the 6th District, of 16 (now) and the good people there hooked us up with a little bottle of VITAMINs B6 and D, which we did not drink earlier in the day (yesterday), like yogurt, or milk, anything that makes for a happy movement of SHIT is a good remedy for the pepper-spray that insecure “little” debutant cops throw at you.

Some people call me the space cowboy

Some people call me the space cowboy .:. You know my name, you know where i lay, you even know where i take a steamy shit, and You Motherfuckers know that if i wanted to steal anything from La France, well THEN i would have asked Los Amigos de México in France for the “permission” necessary to obtain a Talents and Skills visa… like the one that Marcelo Ebrard nice got to able to study at Sciences Po in 2015 (during the year of Mexico in the Hillary Clinton Latino outreach in the U.S.A.) check La Matriculacion, or as we bums on skid row very often say: check your surveillance feed.

ISSY Mr. Macron: FUCK THE POLICE, if they punish the paying customer at MONOPrix®️, and you know what the IRONY of it  is, Mme. Hidalgo? That the CEO of Franprix and Monoprix used to be a roofless sonovabitch just like yours truly.  

Page 26: DECOUVERTS, « Trois lieux où mieux consomer » ; À Paris AUTOME 2020.

 

Dear, Anne Hidalgo… please forward to Mr. Macron

Now before i continue with this most non-consequential blog, be advised that tonight, your police officers relinquished from me a pair of needle nose pliers that Eye uses to remove the staples from the cardbox boxes that i use as mattresses, Eye is sorry for dispensing your pepper EYE spray on Mí.

OPEN YOUR BAG!!!

These where actually the words from the MAGAZINE manager, before i asked that motherfucker to review the surveillance feed.

I foresee that every move that Eye makes, will be monitored, but please BITCH, tell your cops to strike and get,IT!, over WITT!… bunch of pussies.

You are going to miss Mí when Eye is gone. Mark My pepperspray.

Tenth Avenue Freeze Out — Living in a material world (1973)

Previously on, The Situation’s Fuck Up—
—El error de Marcelo

Full Disclousure:
we, the staff of this most non-consequential blog wish to come forward with the confession D.A.T. Indeed, Öüï is a closeted Boston fan.

Witt that in mind, Rachel Glasses just happens to stroll into the scene, Avi Velshi is on the scene.

Inter mezzo : el corrido del aguacate

Now y’all probably heard (on the Johnny Canales Show) about el famoso “aguacate” en la voz de mando de Los Bravos del Norte… y, no, no es una d’esas Mick, because contrary to what David Guetta would want y’all motherfuckers to believe is that los aguacates de la Banda, no son iguales a los aguacates de La Sierra, ni mucho menos como los aguacates del género Norteño.

https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Género_musical

—O.K., willWe’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!

Evry Body!!!

Evry Body!!!

Olson Johnson,
Rockridge (at Burbank Studios) Chamber of Commerce.
Blazing Saddles, Ltd.

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Maggie Thatcher agrees:

Ain’t nobody, Chaka:

 

Foreward: Télérecourse Citoyens — réponse au rappel concernant la requête non finalisée

To Whom it may concern*: 🏛

* A la atención de…
https ://www .wordreference .com /fren /Madame%2C%20Monsieur

Cotejar

* Comparer [verbe transitif: verbe qui s’utilise avec un complément d’objet direct] .:. DEA3DC76-2DD1-4FBD-863D-D3706DC9888D Il s’agit ici de comparer les copies avec les originaux, de s’assurer qu’elles sont conformes aux documents originaux.

Pour éviter la suppression de notre requête de ce procès, [Armando Segovia | Armando Serrano Prieto] nous faisons une demande à l’administrateur des archives du site « Télérecourse citoyens » afin que notre brouillon ne disparaisse pas du portail administratif de la Ville de Paris.

post-scriptum* :

Où est mon Juan Branco?

Il reste à voir si mon avocat nommé par le tribunal plaidera ma cause jusqu’à la fin de l’audience, ou s’il partira avant que le juge me dicte sa décision, en tout cas, un juriste et un avocat m’ont dit qu’il n’est pas inhabituel de faire la connaissance d’un avocat le matin avant le procès, donc pour ceci et d’autres raisons que je peux essayer d’expliquer à un professionnel du droit dans le temps qu’il faut remplir un formulaire; Je demande que l’administrateur d’archives et / ou greffier du leTribunal Administratif ne me dérange pas les erreurs orthographiques et d’accepter cette traduction internet au lieu de la loi Allgood (Toubon, loi 94-665 of 4 août 1994) et une fois de plus, s’il vous plaît ne pas effacer mon projet. S’il y a autre chose dont j’ai besoin d’être mis au courant, n’hésitez pas à me le faire savoir.

* For the record,
“o como dicen los franceses”:

Le Solid Statut de Réfugié

[1] Le Solid Statut de Réfugié .:. EF05E30B-2AE1-4B23-B7AD-96AE128EBD7C ⚖️ Oui, nous portons « des bagages », mais pas comparable à l’invité russe qui s’est impliqué dans votre élection la plus importante de 2020. Et nous n’avons jamais demandé quelque chose que nous n’avons pas gagné. 📰 Yes, we carry some “baggage,” but not comparable to the Russian guest who got involved in your most important election of 2020. And we never asked for anything we did not earn.

[1] Actualité: Piotr Pavlenski

WHERE IS MY JUAN BRANCO?

It remains to be seen if my court appointed lawyer will argue my case until the end of the audience, or if he or she will leave before the judge dictates his decision, in any case, both a jurist and a lawyer have told me that it is not unusual to make the acquaintence of a legal counsel on the morning before trial, so for this and other reasons which I can try to explain to a law Professional in the time that it takes to fill a formulaire; I ask that the archive administrator and/or clerk don’t mind the orthographic errors and accept this internet-based translation in lieu of the Allgood Law (Toubon, Law 94-665 of August 4, 1994) and, once again, please don’t erase my draft. If there is something else that I need to be made aware of, please don’t hesitate to let me know.

For WHAT is Worth / Pour ce que ça vaut: I might have lost  « le contrôle » of the means, but never the means to a thing called, “agency“.