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Doisneau owes Mí 5 buck$, and that is all that I am going to say, Will Smith

And, Adeline… You can’t handle The Rock, but you can jump 🦘 on a trampoline, aussi.

I’ll take you to the Top 🎪… and if you are just joining this transmission please note that you, like Stéphanie Daniel on Fridays Fip Jizz… i mean jazz, not jizz, must use a PRC 📞 77* to be able to communicate.

 

*~.Pronounced like in the movies about the funny things that happen on the way to the former Forum from the future.

Bien intégré, un wallaby est privé de titre de séjour par la préfecture en Bretagne

🦘… It’s perfectly normal, in times like the ones that we are living through (2nd Trump term) what used to be “down under” is now, in accordance to the Parallel Postulates, “up over”.

Pumkin Head in Essonne.

Any how, with all due respect we are just keeping track of Emilia Pérez in the awards universe of the Seventh Screen of The Silver Seven or some S.E.A.L. like that. Our thoughts and prayers are with the poor wallaby in La Mancha and Louise en el bosque de Los Templarios.

I insist, there is no “what’s next?” only what follows

And there are no solutions, only the problems… Ewe figure It!, out.

52 is 25 Backmasked

Anyhow Long Lasting Lunch, pass the Madeleine. And don’t worry, Doc told Mí that unlike those truths that The U.S. Constitution of 1776 held to be self-evident, Euclid showed me that “things that are equal to the same thing are equal to one another”.

This is to say, Doc, that Ewe can’t have a whole among equals if equals are not added with equals.

Same if you deduct from equals but in unequal portions.

Now then, little programmer, if youse gonna coïncide with another Eye suggest that that motherfucker be equal to the other.

IT’S THE WHOLE OF THE LAW, which happens to be evidently bigger than any part.

Times New Roman — LIX³

†~. Pronounced “Jimmy Kimmel”.

In Hollywood news, now Öüï knows why Sarah went dirty Sanchez on her ugly little dog, and then kissed Matt Damon. It turns out that Jimmy, (say it ain’t so, Jimmy—say it ain’t so) in a very SUBLIMINAL way no less, trampOlined his ass onto the Project 2025 Chuck Wagon, —or so it seems. The † is pronounced “fifty ⚜️ nine”… One shy of LX.

For context, m’y fucking faVorite comedia on the late night shows advocated for yet another ERASURE from the TRUE HISTORY channel, that of the wipeout of the Etruscan Alpha y Beth.

Previously on, So You Draw Portraits of Presidents

Fuck’em… fuck EM# ALL, Eye can draw the face of God, sin celery, Field Marshal Carlin.

Fuck you Matt Damon! Context follows on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, because That COLBERT guy is a fucking asshole.

Of course, in order to know what Eye is referring to you have to be current with your Dogma—Fuck-oh.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/mediaviewer/rm2525574656/

Of course, you also have to be  current with all the Prophets, not just The Rock, Rufus.

And Alice… this is a kind reminder that the fip . fr portrait contest is open to all nationalities but You Have Got to Be French to WIN, could-have-been-CONTENDERS need not apply, —Stella.

And Yasmin V… before you accuse me of jumping on the Basketball bandwagon, do recall that just like The Chinese stole Tocqueville from the Frogs, and the Russians the Champagne… i did tell Lester Holt that the French had a B-Ball academy at Olympiades M-14, turns out that the French had sent a spy to the San Antonio Spurs… all those years ago. 

https ://www .lequipe .fr /Basket /Actualites /La-france-domine-les-etats-unis-pour-son-premier-match-des-jo /1273011

After The Nation with the politics of the Reverend Al Sharpton, Alicia will dive into a holding pattern in Texas where schools districts everywhere will begin to teach the origins story of Walker Texas Ranger.

Literally, can’t make this shit up.

For the occasion, independent school districts across the Lone Star state will hold a vote concerning the new revisionist book covers for the newly revised curricula on the Southern’s version of European Code Noir.