†~. Pronounced “Jimmy Kimmel”.

In Hollywood news, now Öüï knows why Sarah went dirty Sanchez on her ugly little dog, and then kissed Matt Damon. It turns out that Jimmy, (say it ain’t so, Jimmy—say it ain’t so) in a very SUBLIMINAL way no less, trampOlined his ass onto the Project 2025 Chuck Wagon, —or so it seems. The † is pronounced “fifty ⚜️ nine”… One shy of LX.

For context, m’y fucking faVorite comedia on the late night shows advocated for yet another ERASURE from the TRUE HISTORY channel, that of the wipeout of the Etruscan Alpha y Beth.