Tag Archives: Fip — Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach

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I’m gonna take Willie Heist Geist to the BHV via the HdV… and Katty Kay, nevermind the reptiles.

ibid.

 

Witt musical guest:

Expensive charisma from a second-hand Goodwill 👐🏻

 

Kier Symons and the Pussy Chyp-riots

But first, let’s play hardball … Ewe son-of-a-bitch, Agent Angle reports from the Last Floor of Hidalgo en París… Amarillo no me pongo, it’s a kin feeling like the wetness when she comes… amarillo es mi color ; to blame Mí for that hue would be like blaming water for getting wet.

The Middle Ages as seen from Space.

… or the Middle Ages for being bleak.

🎶 Here they come, the beautiful ones (Da’ Voz)

He’s high on Diesel ⛽

The Beautiful Ones — Psycho-beat drum machine

 

Got milk?

Deer President Macron, that, motherfucker, is what you get for allowing mister Trump to shit on the reopening of Notre Dame de Paris (km 0), sorry about your eyesore 🕶️ but you deserve the Trump tantrum because you dealt with a fucking man-child.

Idiocracy in motion

Release the Donald Trump underage sex files.

Look here, mister Macron, return the remaining THREE YEARS of my Talents and Skills Visa and i will take care of Trump and his boot lickers, motherfucker, return my visa and you will see.

Give me back my wings… i don’t even want to be French, just give me back my visa and see Magick happen before those cool-ass sunglasses on your face 😈… of course, mister Macron, Eye will need an assistant so please give Marjolaine Kalten-Portenbach a leave-of-abscence from fip and get l’Impératrice to cover for her (again) Eye guarantees that your sorry-ass is going to like the way France looks when Öüï is done with Trump.

13 de noviembre… be kind

Efemérides

Nohemi… chica super~poderosa, now the French, being the cock-suckers that they are changed KINDNESS Day from the 13 of November to the 3rd of the same month.

El Monte goes here.

At ASEGOVIA3 we say fuck that, you fucking FROGS. November 13 remains “kindness” day, period, you cock sucker-motherfuckers.

Even if you close the streets

El Monte goes here : Nohemi González, presente.

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Now it’s jazz… what chu’got for Mí, Marjo~lena? Take an eucalyptus sucker for your throat, or kiss me already, it’ll make you feel good:

Although you never sounded better… I love you and your scratchy voice tonight.

Let’s Do It…

Seriously… you and me.

🇯🇵

I Guarantee it.

✌🏼Peace.

Let the De-construction begin

Be Kind To Them Dolls

 

La Charme… Öüï will put his name to the test… The 300.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-03-novembre-2025

World Kindness Day is an international observance on 13 November, but the French being French, those motherfuckers have to celebrate it today, the 3rd of Noviembre.

What do you mean I ain’t KIND…?  just not your kind.

Dave Mustaine
PEACE SELLS BUT WHO’s BUYING?

Bad kind of Motherfucker

Pedophiles will get a rubber-stamp at Lumière en Bercy… it’s 1968 and Güi-Güï at fip . fr are is effervescent with populism disguised as righteousness. Like Newt Gingrich in 1994, the Mexican manifestations of 2011-2012 were the product of privileged scholars who despised the people that they were advocating about. And if you have the balls, ask me about it, don’t just kick me in the balls france.musique 

Happening now at the b.p.i. Lumière… Susana Poveda inspiré le china girl de Vietnam.

 

…and Güi-Güï, wouldn’t it be better if you dump that notion A.S.A.P. , i mean “American Studies” bringing back Vincennes?

Enter Vincennes Verga… illegitimate bastard brother of Michael, GENERALI de Niza en la Promenade des Anglais en La Côté d’Azur… Be Kind to each other.

I will buy the ballons, the Kleenex® and off-course the mushrooms for the scéance. And, Flore, you’ll get no “gentilese” from Mí, not until you release Kalten-Portenbach from that comet that you put her in.

En “El 33”… hoy no hubo jazz³

³~. Me’Xtraña, MARjo que siendo Araña con buenas garras (grrrr) you ask Mí to stop playing with my left Hand 👌… how then, Marjo Kalten-Porten Jazz should Eye release Lynrd’s “Free Bird”?… with Thomas Corbillon’s clackie-TI, clack on the Mongo Santa Sandía?

Pprrrr 🌬️ 🎺 🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿

ibid.

What, MarJo? What would happen if HERBIE HANCOCK was coming-of-jazz in the Age of Trump?

Radio Shack™️ would have killed Marjo’ Porten jazz career, that’s what Would happen and I fucking told you motherfuckers that I would bring the Wood.

50 Years after, Ho Chi Min remains the same, he is a Sonovabitch.

Gentric got Ran over by an ice cream delivery truck 📍

Up Next on the “Overhang” it’s dyslexic Trump and the Story of how Grampa Got Ran Over by, anyone? Grampa got Ran over by a?

By a dear, Rain by a dear. So enjoy the sunshine… if you are in Alabama (DIXIE bleu), because come X-mas you sure are going to miss that fucking tree 🌲

Hola, Donald. The Buck stops with Eric, or that other kid that was recently rejected by Harvard

… Deer 🦌 MELANIA TRUMP… Tomorrow is payday, and if I don’t have my QUO, you are going to play the ROLE of a QUID on an Austrian bitch.

and Donald J. Trump… fuck!!!
The Clock 🖕🏽 Sucker is a Dodger!!!
ROCK IT .

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… And, Carolina sin Jazz in that jizz that you spew, this ain’t a THREAT, this is European Jazz, which I personally think that President Trump is into, right?

Step away from Mí petit Marjolena, Salvador.

Musical guest:

Picture him shreadin’ Hendrix… while i skateboard over the MotherFucking Seine.

Diamond Dave and the bow•⛩️is from Mars

I’m telling Ewe’Ol, it’s a fact! You motherfuckers at the Pentagon can make up a brand new book of Euphemisms, with a CAPITAL t 🎪 but those leaves WERE brown and now they are Army 🪖 blue.

Pappa’s got some 📯 big 🎷Brass 🪈 Balls 🪇

this track needs no cutline.

… and you can put that in a brand new bag, James.

Mamma KASS knows and no! Mister Henry “Salvatrucha³”, big phat mamma is not singing on that track, even if Mister Foxseth, wants to call the new ribbon on that Army Flag staff (AZ), “THE WAR for U.S. Property*”

Collector Conquista nº91¹⁶.

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Finally! It’s just you and Mí

Ewe get the popcorn and Eye will bring the butter.

You close it whenever you want.

You take care of the Sesame and I will open Parenthesis, nevermind the 40 thieves, they are with DOGE.

Rayuela:

And then we’ll go skateboarding.

Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach stars as La Mala.

Encuentro.

No insistas, Susana Pubeda. Mi corazón es de Marjo.

Fuck The Hell Yeah! Le Hymne des Hymens on BFM TV

… or something like that. It’s the “doink-ness of The Filipino” in 2073, a century after Salvador Allende. Any 🦉 hoot, Marianne Williamson, on a Day like today, Marjolena Kalten-Porten Bizet grabbed a-hold of the french foreign legion and their best man, beau geste,  and the jazz-jock-esa invaded Spain. ¡Ay caramba! Is that Manuel Valls in the role of « Pepé Botellas » ?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-13-janvier

It’s a fipPOSSILE Dream, Siren, a new hymen.

 

In this section Claudia Sheinbaum rocks her 🤸🏻‍♀️ cola  Side 🙅🏻‍♀️ Pony… because she once drove a Ford Pinto crazy at a Berkley dorm. Trou story! Shoot, she then drove away on a different Ford Pinto and came (no less) to put a dent on the Presi, thus rearranging the Executive branch of l’América Mexicana.

Fuck The Hell Yeah… Pussy.

Jump to mañana.