… and off-course, The French (those motherfuckers…) got in on the Bowie célébrations on my blog. The Gall, France! The Gall!!!
Ewe ain’t knotting but a porn, Dogg.
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Get The Bach Out!
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-13-janvier
It’s a fipPOSSILE Dream, Siren, a new hymen.
In this section Claudia Sheinbaum rocks her 🤸🏻♀️ cola Side 🙅🏻♀️ Pony… because she once drove a Ford Pinto crazy at a Berkley dorm. Trou story! Shoot, she then drove away on a different Ford Pinto and came (no less) to put a dent on the Presi, thus rearranging the Executive branch of l’América Mexicana.
Fuck The Hell Yeah… Pussy.
Jump to mañana.
Su majestad, el trono 🚽… I swear Marjolena Kalten-Porten Kakas youse just calling them in now.
Any 🦉 hoot, Melle. Portier-Kaltenbach, in Hilo, Hawaii, is International MAN Day and since your 7pm is Pineapple Xpress morning in Honolulu, let me show you what The Rock is cooking:
Cibo Matto… Ewe gots’ to know your Chickin’.
Louis Armstrong said it best:
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Box of prophylactics not included.
Take it away Ella, I gots’ to dump a load.
Gheee-eh_ahhhh.
Anyhow … Take A Little Trip with Mí: WAR
… jump to Mañana, nena, it’s MEXICAN RE-burrito Day!!!
¡Y que viva Francisco Villa y su caballo “El Siete Leguas”, —cabrones!!!
Deer, Maureen, please be advised that The Devil gargles holy water to wash down the consecration WHINE. And Reverend Al, roach spray now-a-days is a lot better smelling than in the Old Spice theys.
Still to come, Marjolaine Kalten-Porten Batgirl présents:
Épisode Ate… burp 🫧
The Birth of Cunt
Any hoot, Pablo Torre, i only follow the effeminate version of rugby 🏉 in the U.S. if a Los Angeles team, or even the Frisco 49ers make it to the Superbowl. So talk among the elite while Eye awaits Spring Training.
And Marjolena Kalten-Porten Driver responds:
— I lost ma voiture contra un Jeep.
Eye can’t get no satisfaction.
Men before Adam and the Time before the ZETAS.
In local news, Interior Minister Bruno Ratatouille suggested in recent Newsbytes that the “Mexican” military model would be a perfect fit to Reform the PMU and, “to re-civilize” the Hood, adding that those hoodlums ain’t no gangster on account that pimps drive Cadillacs.
Let’s ask Kalten-Porten Besos.
Fuckers even brought in the tool 🚛.
Hey Kalten-Porten Besos… never mind, i remember now.
My Song : # solo
We don’t need no education (money for Knotting).
i just want to tell the diplomat’s driver of this here BMW {Beh-Em-ve} that weren’t for the two companies of CRS, the platoon of National Police, and cops in Dark faggety suits, that i would most definitely lean on that there castle-free wall 🧱 and fuck your pretentious boss’ ride.
Quote of the they:
La maza… you wouldn’t understand, much less pronounce huitlacoche.
¡Ni siquiera se molestan en aprender el idioma!
Intermedio
But seriously Volks, ⚽ gremlins dressed like police officers took our herb but that’s ok, because Öüï ran into the Chile Olympic Delegation on L’a Seine, y “la gran diversión” is some mild shit, but that’s ok, because Eye ran into The Cuban Olympic Délégation en Marseille, hilarity ensues when Fonseca reveals that he is The Milly Vinilli de los pianistas… and Marjolena Kalten-Portier Guajira, ”girl you know it’s trou 🕳️ !”.
Portuguese do Brasil is … You know, caging Marjo en Française.
… please don’t shoot Mí, Eye is just the Genie.
In local news, hoy salió el sol… and Taylor Swift conquered La Défense. Marjolaine Carioca-Porterbach reports.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /amaros-freitas-au-coeur-des-terres-jazz-bresiliennes
Segovia, Spain… 2023 A.D., your mother is big fat cow, now that is a Nativity scène with just TEN Theys before Nöel.
Chuy, I am your father, period.
And still to come, The Birth of Jew, followed by, I Can’t Believe That Joe Scarborough¹⁵ said That, especially after hanging up with Buzzfeed in 2016 to cancel in France, a certain guy. Turn the Page on the USA Today.
¹⁵~. That motherfucker.
³~. Pronounced as in : Ewe Dirty, pig³²!
³²~. No Thury pigs were harmed in the making of this jam pizza 🍕… with Licorice for Club Jazz à fip, period. Hold the OLIVES.
Over at the Washington Post, Cousin Joe ups the Mötley Crüe ante and the son of a bitch pulls out the GnR and their “ILLUSION” for his own use.
Note to Mara Gay: dear Mara, nevermind Saint Ignatius de Los WaPo’s, I do not, Eye repeats… I do Knot select the programming on HBO, nor the coats that you wear, but since your blaz[er] is proper “capote red” for una corrida, I am going to have to take it off, of you, and Improvise an EsPonTaNEO en el redondel 🐂 with The Good Foot, which of course it’s BROWN, but let’s not get the good Reverend Al Sharpton all giddy on the Dance Flo’, period!
Jump to page tú.
Breaking 💔 news, Marjolaine Kaltenback rejects piñas³ on her dough… minute 27 Witt 15 seconds is the exact time when Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach stuck her slender fingers 🤌🏼 through my chest and she proceeded to rip my heart from an empty hole that my main pump was resting on. Pizza Lico°rice is what Da’Kaltenbach (which is Kraut for Cold-ass Creek) ordered, ‘LICORICE’ on a pizza, now that is just a slap on the anchovies next to the Marguerite 🍕.
³~. Mexican lies.
https ://www.radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /un-peu-de-sucre-dans-votre-jazz–
In Paris, France, Louis Pasteur just got the vapors! Pasteur, an ananas lover would not comment but it was clear that there is not enough cheese in France to replace a single dice of pineapple on that pizza slice, man!
Across the Seine, —fuck, that is classified, For Yer’ Eyes Only.
It’s interesting, Bi’Bring, that… never mind, it’s beyond my pay-grade and far beyond Yer’handout.
Merry christ-Más… and don’t forget to brush your teeth even if you don’t know which pizza to order. Above all, remain an anti-dentite.
Ewe Slut Productions présents:
Radiohead… have a nice night, Ewe beautiful ones.