Tag Archives: El País — Jan Martínez Ahrens

A brave new shirt … going for the Polska look, are we?

C’mon, Jacqueline Alemany… Youse making Kristy Noem’s blanket look good.

https ://www .thedailybeast .com /ice-barbie-kristi-noems-alleged-lover-corey-lewandowski-caught-lusting-after-her-body/

HAPPINESS 🐶 IS 🦮 A 🐕 WARM 🐩GUN

Who’s Next (1971)… all lust and no law… Eye don’t know why, Nobody told Ewe, how to unfold your love—still my guitar gently weeps.

Propósitos heroicos para 2026 :
fitting Jackie with the perfect look

Over in Spain, El País, went to the circus ; Barack Obama was there, Johnathan Capehart even wore a gray stretch-blazer. Needless to quote anyone, or anything (por ejemplo Artificial Intelligence) Jaqueline Alemany,  the celebrated Mr. KKK performs his cross-burning on Saturday at all Sundown communities in AMERICA sin acento including Arab, Alabama.

Up next, it’s Mennonite Narcos, cheese galore and lines unlimited.

 

Over at Dictionary dot com, Webster and Collins replacement word for the THEY is : detention center (DC) which, according to The Who, is replacing Hitler’s CONCENTRATIONS CAMPS (in POLSKA) with DCs all along The Promised Land.

https ://los40 .com /2026/02/15 /cuando-the-who-llego-a-espagna-y-descubrio-que-su-portada-habia-cambiado-sin-avisar/

Nostalgia is not a strategy, unless you’re a Muppet™️ ; civilizational threats are, if you’re not an Afrikaner.

 

We Won’t Get Fooled Again, mister 🇪🇸 Franco.

And that guy, Jan Martínez Ahrens in Madrid, can’t let Mí tell a lie, to Theys opinion include “dressed for adventure” and reading The Iliad, —in Chinese_ if youse FRENCH.

Note to editores : Little Wing relays that Jacqueline Alemany is in luck, what with this being BLACK PRESIDENTs Mattress Weekend They in the U.S. and all the big pigs at MSNOW in Nantucket tucked away, Öüï has MADE THE BEST OF THE SITUATION before that motherfucker goes insane and agreed to give Jacqueline Alemany the perfect Weekend look… somebody, please, get her a pair of Bell Bottoms in the key of Blues to start this gig.

For the record, Marjolena Kalten-porten Cultos

The Miami Ghostsound Busters Sound.

For the ages… there was a time when Mexican radio stations were the gateway where Japanese cats feeling like Bowie flocked like seagulls across the Milky Way on The Beatles Universe… and then the POLICE arrived and literally lobbied C-SPAN³  to “kill the radio star” for some mime on “THE LAST SHIP”…

Siglo d’Oro Promotions y el hijo del Greco presents.

Now-a-theys… Mexican radio is shit, period! Consumed by corporate-types whose last priority is music, but rather repetitive jiggles which go on to explain why that fucking “buey en la barranca” jumped into it in the first place.

Jump to mañana 📞

Deer, Jan Martínez Ahrens, meet Johanne Grazia Poisson

La carta al director… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog (te lo juro) is that you won’t bother to read it ; however, if you should ever meet Dr. Poisson then maybe, just maybe she would second what I (Armando Segovia), responded to Alicia Leo’s and the cadre of the 6éme bureau dépôt at la préfecture de police (Cité) when I was asked in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and finally, in 2016, why I refrained from publishing what my findings (arrojaban) as these related to the framework of my talents and skills proposal to the French consulate (2010) in Los Angeles, California, 90025.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/15 /zanahorias-y-un-trebol-de-tres-hojas/

You Say You Want Revolution? Meet me in Venezuela.

 

The answer might sound pretentious, but if you time that dreaded historical épisode when Donald John Trump descended from his escalator in New York City, and juxtapose it with what I posted on that particular week then maybe, just maybe you sir, might begin to see who my number one reader was, heck I dare say, that if Hillary Clinton would not have been such a cunt to U.S. “deplorables” and instead had read between my “news letter” lines, Jeffrey Epstein would probably still be alive and that son-of-a-bitch destroying the White House would be wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jan Martínez Ahrens… “Just’ah two good ol’ boys”

Öüï’s gonna be doing some math’s with the alphabet and given the last letter manifesting today in México City, I am going to borrow one of the TWO “zetas” from Hazzard and drive the GENERAL LEE to Verdun… and you and Mí are going to visit Claudia’s “Feria del Frijol”, because as Cervantes once wrote :

En todas casas cuecen habas; y en la mía, a calderadas (El Quijote II 13).

https ://www .gob .mx /presidencia /prensa /gobierno-de-mexico-presenta-frijoles-bienestar-e-invita-a-la-feria-del-frijol-y-la-agrobiodiversidad

Fuck on-the-fly, and now Öüï knows how the tea was spilled

Fuck a duck… only on MSNOW : after the break is FRENCH THEORY at The Atrium | Lumiere next to the interior of Nuñez at Bercy… a.s.a.p. 🧜🏼‍♀️🫰🏼🤠

BFM sex doll from BHV (Shein stand) segment goes here, June Squibb will appraise the doll live from Cleveland.

https ://www .bfmtv .com /police-justice /video-shein-criticized-for-selling-child-pornography-dolls-on-its-website 

the following 98 messages/comments from the guy who President Trump just pardoned will be going to the trash 🗑️ bin. For the record Donald Trump children’s “friends” support terrorists, launder money for Hamas, and are probably Shein sex doll customers. Issy–Newt–Gingrinch approves this reply.

Verbatim : www .binance .com 注册
binance .info /join?ref=P9L9FQKY
28895706@outlook.com
116.11.95.226
I don’t think the title of your article matches the content lol. Just kidding, mainly because I had some doubts after reading the article.

 

In local news :

Why on earth would someone stop smoking pot¹? But you are right Scott Galloway³, Rage is the new PORN. Told you that approximately a week or two ago². In any case, “Suicide is Painless”, and if you survive it nothing will ever bring you down, even if you are in the gutter.

With that in mind, MARA GAY are you high-as-a-kite right now (06h17 PST), or is there a time-delay issue between your thought process and the words that just came out of your mouth?

³~. Mister Golloway writes about men in a Kardashian world.
²~. Grandstand > The teeth of hate. El País, I. Vallejo; p. 19. 19 Oct, 2025 | https ://asegovia3 .com /2025 /10/27 /breaking-news-populism-is-popular-according-to-zarathustra/
¹~. It’s been 66 days since I’ve had my last hit of marihuana, 65 days since my last inhale of hash ; 6 days since my last mushroom.

Objects on black screen are closer than they appear

 

And Katty Kay, this is an intermission in mid flight before the election.

But first… Congratulations to Caleb Joseph for being the better sports broadcaster.

Cold tea is better than an Iced cup of Joe.

Sincerely,
Vin Scully,
Goooo, Dodgers.

Breaking news : populism is popular, according to Zarathustra³

If Ewe needs some help Öüï can give you a guided tour.

If Ewe needs some help Öüï can give you a guided tour.

 

Los toreros por eso son vitalicios… y por eso mister Jan Martínez Ahrens, el próximo toro les corresponde a los protagonistas de la insoportable alternancia democrática de los mexicanos en Francia, 2011 – 2017.

El Maestro 🐂

 

El País
Domingo 19 de octubre de 2025
Año L
Número 17.612

Sex no longer sells, hate does, “a good enemy is the best compost to cultivate identity¹.” Now if you motherfucking peninsulares no me lo quieren creer, basta simplemente darle una “repasadita” a Georgina Moreno² (con una plancha como la que usa ‘la calaverita’) en “Las Muertas” de Jorge Ibarguengoita con la visión de Luis Estrada en Netflix™.

¹~. https ://asegovia3 .com /2015/11/30 /30-de-nov-cop-a-plea21-kyoto-i-stand-corrected/

²~. https ://www .rfi .fr /es /ciencia /20151023–consejos-para-cuidar-el-medio-ambiente-en-casa

³~. Los dientes del odio, I. Vallejo ; p.19 (Opinión)

But first, Bo knows a lot of things but there’s one thing that Bo knows Diddley of, and that of course is Ro… he Khanna banana-ana-bobana, Ana!

 

Sr. Nájar: O mio babbino caro… this is actually, the third act

Issy-Ramón Quintana Woodstock-en-Órbita, estó es un Cambio de Tercio y el próximo toro le corresponde a Omar García de los 43 de Ayotzinapa con un semental de 15 toneladas de plata canadiense* extraída de Durango y por supuesto… Zacatecas también.

Eye was Dare the Eagle tú. Any 🦉hoot señor Jan Martínez Ahrens, el traductor automático enuncia que la renuncia del abogado de los 43 de Ayotzinapa se da un mes “despues” del 11º aniversario de que la prefectura de París me retirase mi estancia de residente legal. La realidad de las traducciones es de que eso pasó en el mes de septiembre y no en agosto.

PSA: todos los músicos de Valeria 🚇 Precoz son putos.

Noticias Agencia de Nice… I spoke to the photographer that clicked you on that protest against Le Pen way back then when his daughter Marine was sowing her whiskers 😼 at la Úniversite de Fréjus, but that has nothing to do with Mr. Verga at Seguros Generali…

And Zeppelin goes here

you can continue to shift la cornada to your childhood neighbor but like Eye said, Öüï traced-and-tracked back the photojournalist who fucked you like a Client on Jefferey Epstein’s list, way-back-then. Enjoy your mini 🇬🇧