It’s a word that “Little Nicole Wallace” learned to say during her years as an Orange County Republican “quinceañera”:
well that was quick!!!
Bring in the blonde, Bondi.
For context, let the record show that Wicked is missing out on a demographically neglected storyline narrated by punditry and male enhancement commercials sponsored by Superbeta Prostate.
🎹 Oh, Lorde—please don’t let Mí be misunderstood. It’s only a draft, not a 100-paragraph indictment sandwich, or something like that.
“Las Traigo Muertas.” M.G.
For the record:
*~. Pronounced in the voice of little Nicole Wallace when she is on detention in the little boys room, Bruno Le Marie guest-stars as the man with the Ruler 📏 on hand.
Aquí la historia completa: https://t.co/9jtxTN50oI
— Pamela Cerdeira (@PamCerdeira) June 7, 2023
And the winner of the First Annual Pamela Cerdeira Kebab Award goes to….
Adeline François de BFM’er TV
Meanwhile at The Outback… it’s, “pasa la rocha Ricardo, don’t Bogart that 🇲🇽 mañanera,” said Astrud as they both crossed over to another place, only to find out that there is no smoking on board.
Yo Tengo Otros Datos y son las 8 de la mañana Sr. Presidente.
Breaking now at the other güey con los brazos abiertos en Alto da Boa Vista, Rio de Janeiro:
See Ewe at 7… if I am knot tied down at CDG
Anyhow:
Öüí finds La Kerschovas (LK) screaming: “ay Chihuahua!”
LK — DEER, Lorde! These ribs taste just like Indiana’s babies. Say there Lorde, might the sacrificed swine be-fed on black soldier fly larvae before the slaughter?
Ipanema…not Iztapalapa … Barrio Bravo, no de La Condesa.
Deer Lorde — Don’t be silly, GO’ill De Niza… out here in The Outback, Öüï does not discriminate, all fly larvae are equal under the feeding plan… It’s like the final solution for ewes in Galilée, you take away their babies and make use of every last millimeter of product that can be processed from the sheeple.
LK — Mmmh… bah-tha… that is quite an undertaking (no pun intended), who manages this monumental piggies holocaust?
Deer Lorde — We hired an architect from La France.
LK — Ah! That must be CHIRAC. Such a gourmand, that man really knew his little piggies.
Deer Lorde — Actually, it was Mitterrand… that man had experience with logistics, ovens and babies
Oh, les luthieries, bring in the luthadores pues, with musical guest, Lucha Villa y el mariachi de los sombreros de la galaxia de Garfunkel, Simón que sí, Straddi.
Synopsis:
ANIMAL 🪦 NOCTURNO
1947 – 2023
Su Lucha… they call it, “catch”… and, Rachel Maddow… do you remember, “Pepe”? Eye believes you emphasized the part where you make a tippy-toes reference to LA GRENOUILLERIE, on your show all those Beers ago.
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Tuesday, May before Memorial They:
Deer, Little Nicolle Wallace*, Little Gary K showed up to play “don’t eat the Bishop”, so; knowing that John Heilemann (that little motherfucker) has been out of the picture for the Spring semester, Öüï thought that ‘Curly’ would appreciate a little CONTEXT on the “Cuba Segment Cancellation Call” which, EVRY Body watching last night heard you say before the start of the BREAKING NEWS, that you had got my TWO-Minute delay warning about Trump’s Inc. and their Russian buddies. For the record, and you will see on the next Check, that i saw The Washington Post “wire” before your little producers ever even thought of Fidel beaming “hang over-grade headaches” from the Havana Hilton. Get It? Habana Hilton… What’s Next: The HUGO CHÁVEZ’ “little Sean Penn” youth-sapo brigade?
Hilo Hawaii Stranded Thyme with a Bucket of She-Ken
After the break The Atlantic talks about Transnationals and the “democratic hosts” that misunderstood Dem.
With Bibi’s delight’s in the rear-view mirror, Colbert out of the game and, Constantine at the plate (punto y coma) one out—no strike, a score of 3 and Oh for the home team and Henry Salvador edging to steal second, Öüï hits the ground running with a new pickle in the Knot so friendly skys:
and… our neighbors in Samoa.
Deer, Donnie Deutsch, don’t laugh, but… James CarVile will agree with me: Republican honcho Michael Steele (that sucker) is the epitome of American bandwagonism (Punto y Coma) i mean, James it is knot as if i enjoy seeing a jar-head on the 11th Hour, but the nerve of that fucker to wear a baseball cap without little Lincoln on his back. Lincoln—like Britney and, Eye might add, CUBA did knotting wrong. NOTHING.
https ://euobserve r.com /world /151927
A.I. technology cannot and will never match straight in your phase Reidouts. And STEVE KAPLOWITZ at El Paso Inc., here’s why get your 🍿 palomitas (i’m Sírius, ask Quentin, knot Tarantino)… you might not recall that a few Theys ago Eye noted that Michael Schmidt had been swallowed Whole by part-time Times Square street character actor on the Morning Mika Show: fat bastard. Rachel eyebrows are a dead give-a-wey that Rachel has Michael Schmidt in her tummy and she’s about to pass a 💎diamond.
https ://youtube .com /watch?v =WqSTXuJeTks
LEAVE CUBA ALONEEEE!!!
TALK about UFO’s
or TRUMP’s Inc. Grand Jury Injunction
And, Nicole Wallace:
how’bout those DOJ memos to convict Trump Inc. Guess what? Them “memos” got lost in the Post Master’s General mail room… and not to compare that with The Shoa, but you [Donnie Deutsch] are correct. This is how it starts, that is to say when everybody is in on the joke and they make the conscious option to stay quiet.
Any hoot, never mind the obstruction of justice in WaWa land, because if it’s Tuesday, it’s Last Week to They.