Any 🦉 hoot, mister president, NOW is your chance to drive your little fucking ballroom (balls deep) to TAIWAN, now suck She’s dick like a good little gangster.
Live from Sheena, Nuevo LeĂłn.
For the record en Beijing, China, asĂ como en China, Nuevo LeĂłn, el sonido de la letra X es como la pipi : chi.
Chi chin pee greeted Donald in a Shitty toast… Xi’rs.
https ://www .aljazeera .com /2026/5/14 /how-china-changed-rubio-name-to-let-him-join-trump-summit-despite-sanctions
Mister President : tear-down-this shitty backdrop, it’s hideous and tacky, —by gum! I’ve seen better sets au Jardin de Pont Neuf ; heck one’s being rolled out but not today because today is a holiday—something about PARAGUAY, l’AsunciĂłn, or some elevator like that.
In local news, and i, Armando Segovia, swear that i ain’t making this up ; cross my heart and hope to fuck off to Bogota, or any of the Banana Republics of the Monroe Doctrine, but sources close to the Sequoia teenager planted in front of the U.S. Embassy in Paris (rue Gabriel) relay to us, that the U.S. State Department took a page straight out of the Mexican Consulate in San Bernardino, California, and their Mexican sister satellite in Paris (rue des Victoires) to LITERALLY “transliterate” and hack the status of an official international traveling document. Issy-like-Life on Mars, I (armando serrano-prieto) have wrote it ten times or more, Issy-it’s-about to be writ again…
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