It’s Napoleon’s opening they in France.

To The Préfecture and beyond Cité… I owe it to myself to take apart Les Invalides. And I am going to start at the Siege in front of Bonaparte’s ash-receptacle, la unesco 🕊️.

In local news, there’s a new rage in the small communes in France, it’s call “The Freddy Cats” shuffle, and critics are rating it as « l’ensauvagement » of the Hexagon, said France’s Interior Minister, Gérald Darmanin.

 https ://www .telegraph .co .uk /world-news /2023 /11 /20 /crepol-drome-southern-france-village-fete-teenager-killed/

‘Bloodbath’ at French village [party] as youths from deprived suburb kill 16-year-old

“A new threshold has been penetrated,” said the National Rally leader, Marine Le Pen, sources close to the wanna-be Milei de Neuilly-sur-Seine relay that as soon as she becomes the next President of La France (that bitch) she will immediately bestow a Légion of Honor Chevalier de Tout medal on the artist Freddy Cats for having the vision to steal “des milices armées” like the sicarios from Ciudad Juárez that amused polite French society in Montreuil-sous-Bois in 2011.

After the break it’s “Fixing a grifo³ in France”, it’s square dancing for the little towns in Crépol (Drôme).

³~. grifo adj … in Bukele’s, El Salvador, and in López Obrador’s Mexico lindo y querido, a grifo is slang for, stoned, wasted, or just plain high.

“There Ewe Go Again,” it’s another edition of Reefer Madness, now in VOSTF.

The good thing about all of this savagery is that according to the Paris prefect, mister Lolo Nuñez-Belda, “there is no such thing as a crack cocaine epidemic,” in his lair.

And in Washington National, sappy movie creator of When Sally Fucked Harry fame turns JFK’s conspiracy theories into a Happy Days episode and makes Arthur Fonzareli the most wanted fugitive in Wisconsin.

Fonzie has an alibi, Arthur was shacking Joanie Cunninham while Marion and Howard were out at Al’s Thanksgiving dinner at his diner.

… thanks for watching. Happy Turkey Day across The Atlantic.