*~. Sorry if the marble man misscribed yer’ misinformation.

Only the good get an obituary.

Have a nice Lemire day, turkeys.
Öüï’s heading over to Scarborough.

And, Cousin Joe… Ronald Reagan was the Pepsi Light version of full-fledge fascist Coca~Cola. But it’s the holiday season so why worry about Reagan International Airport, eh.

Next on the Melle. Pitch Award…

Hot DuckTurKin

… ask Katty Kay, she knows, and Jimmy saw hers too.