Hoy no hubo aguacates…
⁹~. You only have yourselves and José García to blame; now don’t go blaming Netflix™ for letting French Cinéma go to Fréjus-sur-FN, and please, PLEASE, Sophie Marceau! $top pirating Australia’s Arches, aussi.
Mí: Excuse me officer, what is today’s spectacle about?
Negritas in slanted form is translated directly from, the French, off-course.
Glass-framed glasses fellow: The spectacle brings Brad Pitt, Jennifer Lopez and Johnny Depp in one Lucha Libre Ring. 🤺
Mí: No shit!, Brad Pitt is hijacking Johnny!
Glass-framed glasses fellow’s wing-femme: (Laughs)… Madame Hidalgo is having a…
Mí: Ah, OK! Madame Hidalgo is having a couch cast call, I swear, that god-damned Paris Tourism Board and their pornographic imagination.
Narrator: Well, can’t say that these two are mutually exclusive…
Money talks and Virgo fucks.