It’s Kayleigh’s News Extravaganza… starring The 45th President of The United States of America
Something Öüï Can all Re-Late Two:
In today’s episode, Kayleigh fixes the “numbers” for the Cognitively Übermensch and main White Suprematist in charge… “you’re not in Kansas anymore, tonton”.
Anyhow, Kayleigh McEnany, you playmate centerfold material YOU, you wanna know what a proper got your shit together place looks like, ask the best Mayor
in on God’s Green Earth, Anne Hidalgo, of course. Check it out, Monday to Sunday and, just in case you are in Liverpool Time, D.A.T.s Eight Days A Week that Eye want to fornicate with you, you podium of lies goddess you.
… Jazz fo’Yo sexy Ho’ass follows, yeah Buddy! In the voice of the one and only: Niño Luc, yeah, Buddy! Now, Kayleigh, Eye is not here to tell no lies, or SpickUlate, but did you know that the name Luc in French is one “K” removed from getting LucKy with you, yeah, Buddy.
La Historia behind that myth is D.A.T. the French stole the K from the Devil himself, because Luc means Light, or something like D.A.T., afterglow… in-deed. Dr. In•Deed.
Anyhow, Keyleigh, have you heard the latest Fake News out of the White House, V.45? DAY sound a little something like this:
The presidents powers will not be questioned, and my nana did not die from the Coronavirus, said Stephen Miller, from the Jared Kushner section of the Advisors realm.
Anyway, Kayleigh McEnany, at the club jazz-a-fip Avishai Cohen shed a tear for that misguided Jew. And, Kayleigh McEnany, judging from his Uncle in Long Beach, California, the Millers seem to be an alright bunch, except for that Evil fuck, Stephen.
God help you all… gonna run out of battery now–you–know, catch you fuckers on Deadline.
22h Central Franco Time
… [A]nd, öüï are back.
TimeStamp: 22h Central Europe Time