It’s Kayleigh’s News Extravaganza… starring The 45th President of The United States of America
Something Öüï Can all Re-Late Two:
And just like the Black Diplomats across The Atlantic Re–Late .:. 8F198B65-94DB-41C1-AB3A-8B43E842E933 🗞 You can see America better from Abroad.
In today’s episode, Kayleigh fixes the “numbers” for the Cognitively Übermensch and main White Suprematist in charge… “you’re not in Kansas anymore, tonton”.
Anyhow, Kayleigh McEnany, you playmate centerfold material YOU, you wanna know what a proper got your shit together place looks like, ask the best Mayor inon God’s Green Earth, Anne Hidalgo, of course. Check it out, Monday to Sunday and, just in case you are in Liverpool Time, D.A.T.s Eight Days A Week that Eye want to fornicate with you, you podium of lies goddess you.
La Hache Es Muda… just like you sHould bee, Kayleigh McEnany!
… Jazz fo’Yo sexy Ho’ass follows, yeah Buddy! In the voice of the one and only: Niño Luc, yeah, Buddy! Now, Kayleigh, Eye is not here to tell no lies, or SpickUlate, but did you know that the name Luc in French is one “K” removed from getting LucKy with you, yeah, Buddy.
La Historia behind that myth is D.A.T. the French stole the K from the Devil himself, because Luc means Light, or something like D.A.T., afterglow… in-deed. Dr. In•Deed.
Anyhow, Keyleigh, have you heard the latest Fake News out of the White House, V.45? DAY sound a little something like this:
In Hilo and Kamuela Hawaii it’s Tropical Stormy Weather Times .:. D89A3646-2AD1-4068-9F8F-34D4E8B4511E 💨⛈🌊 The National Weather Service (KeyWord D.A.R.E. is SERVICE) has NOT, öüï REPEAT, HAASS KNOT named this HURACÁN RAMÍREZ WATCH, so in the STYLO of the 45th President of them united states, öüï is committed to SNATCH that same motherfucking Sharpie™️ that President Trump used to draw a phallus–looking curve onto El Huracán Dorian in Sept. of 2019, when he insisted that after his trip to the Bahamas, Dorian should also fuck Alabama… ’member D.A.T., Stephen Miller? —“Well DO’ya, punK?” Because, motherfucker, öüï is naming that weather system over 🌋, Hawaii: The Daniels Tropical Storm 🍍🍍🍍 Ananas for all, courtesy of The Lincoln Project’s Hell Kitchens. https://www.fip.fr/1 … Club Jazzafip du vendredi 24 juillet 2020
The presidents powers will not be questioned, and my nana did not die from the Coronavirus, said Stephen Miller, from the Jared Kushner section of the Advisors realm.
Anyway, Kayleigh McEnany, at the club jazz-a-fip Avishai Cohen shed a tear for that misguided Jew. And, Kayleigh McEnany, judging from his Uncle in Long Beach, California, the Millers seem to be an alright bunch, except for that Evil fuck, Stephen.
God help you all… gonna run out of battery now–you–know, catch you fuckers on Deadline.
22h Central Franco Time
… [A]nd, öüï are back.
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Oh, Kayleigh… Kayleigh, you know what?… It’s Weekend Edition, and youse the host… mamacita!
Friday 12th / Saturday 13th
Frequency Hop Special Edition
Good evening, an important DACA update developed in the course of the day, and we [the staff] had to momentarily suspend our yearly Sabbatical, just as we feared before we passed over the controls to Jeff Goldblum and our second favorite Jewish person, the lovely Sarah Silverman, anygüey; Mr. Trump just couldn’t play nice for the weekend that celebrates the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr..
But before we [the staff] get into that drama, first the local, Cross–Media Tangents:
en Nanterre, en cuestión de migración, allí también dice La Jornada en Francés (Libération) que el Sr. Macron no canta tan mal las Rancheras, and where newspapers are sold, there’s a new player on the boards.
Like the flu, the immigration issue is making the front pages of the Hexagone, it just happens to be for different reasons than those that Donald Trump would want you to believe. At Libération, the Front Cover of yesterday’s paper featured the lines to get into the Préfecture at Nanterre; how many of those pictured on the snapshot were there to register a vehicle, get a driver’s license, attend a court hearing, and yes, renew a residents visa, back in August of 2017 —that— ladies and gentleman, is up for debate; of course if you visit the Île–de–France and are into urban ethnography, or mass migration, and/or social studies, then take Line 5 to Bobigny and head over to the Pablo Picasso Plaza… allí Camaradas, si que es Otro Pedo. }-~—~\•> The good thing about this blog is that the good folks at Libération no lo leen; if they did [read our blog] we’d think that they are echoing a signal that we [the staff] sent just two days ago, on the 10th… para ser exactos, ¡saludos!
Disclosure de décryptage:
The events depicted in the following script are based on a true news commentary segment, the names of the talking heads were not changed but their dialog was attenuated to a minimum so as to correct the noise interference with cross–media platforms that are beyond our reach and control.
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Ari Velshi from ‘the’ ms\n-b-c’s]
— The American GESTAPO, María?
María Hinojosa from NPR]
Wearing big letters on the front of their jackets that spell out POLICE, —and they are not police officers. They are immigration officials.
— I just want to be careful not to call them any…
[María’s gaze transmit the quintessential stare that reads: Bitch, are you kidding me? While her stare spells out the following: Ari, I Know That You Know –and– y’Acting Like y’Don’t Know].
[Ari Velshi, now feeling like the little boy in a Bruce Hornsby song who’s just been told that he can’t go where the others kids go, because he don’t look —Scandinavian Enough— like they do, responds]*
— So, we are in That Place.
— Sadly, we are.
ICE officers are like “boots–on–the–ground” that are responding to Donald Trump’s “get them out of here” command.
They are getting into trains and buses, and stopping people on the street and asking of them what their citizenship is.
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Eh, qué hay de Nuevo Doc? ¡debo saber, debo saber, —debo saber?.
… FYI to our non-readers, rolling blackouts keep crashing the server; thank you for your patience, we are working on correcting this contingency… Dang–on Gremlins, eh —doc?
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In the mean time, surfers and board paddlers are back to doing their thing in Barack Obama’s birth island.
Actual TimeStamp is One-Hour and 1/2 difference from the last time that the gremlin brigade struck our connectivity; actual TimeStamp right now in CET currency is 23h15.
… it seems that the gremlins didn’t stop at shutting down our server. The aspersions from the gremlin brigade seemed to have crossed all the way over to the Great State of Hawaii. — Fair use of all media.
Pending a peacefull stance from the Gremlin Brigade, we [the staff] will continue with the second part of NPR’s, María Hinojosa, stance on the ICE brigades raids, which she reports, are targeting browned-skinned people in the United States.