And in the ROLE of CAMAZOTZ: Yasmin Vossoughian

This Show needs an Enema! Eddy Currents are at an all time high, please bear with the Dangling Participles… a continuación.

Fair use of paper media

Fair use data… in case aliens from outer space descend on u.s. [again] and want to re-construct what the fuck happened on God’s green Earth. —_•|•_— ISSY, Cousin Joe: ZEPPELIN goes here. Communication Breakdown, It’s All Gueys The Same.

Page 2020
The deconstruction
of a Beaner*
by El Globo de Boston

… [A]nd now, the rest of the Codex (not to bee confused with a dog whistle):

Set de Llaves españolas

En la imagen, un set de llaves españolas 🔩1C16B065-3692-4153-A1AC-80EE5D3CFF49 ⚙️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY To: CARLOS SANTANA (73 years young).

Moctezuma’s mistake after he read “El Error de Descartes”.

Everyone warned the Emperor not to add lettuce to his tacos, intel from the northern peoples reported that the soil from where the leafy add-on on the menu was harvested from was contaminated. The royal diarrhea that follow would be so epic, that even the great Charleston Heston would star in a trilogy about “Montezuma’s” revenge. Chopped lettuce, however, was not what killed the poor bastard in all of his feathered nakedness. Nope. Moctezuma was used to all sort of traveling “amigas” voyaging deep into his gastrointestinal tract. Diarrhea for Moctezuma was what the mythical vomitorium ( 𓂐was to the good rulers of the SPQR.

Y aunque ustedes no están para saberlo, ni el staff de este tan intrascendente blog para contarlo, gente cercana a los tlaxcaltecas afirman que a Moctezuma no lo mató nada mas la profecía del greñudo pelos de trigo, no.

Aunado a esa superstición, la caída del Imperio de Moctezuma también se debió en parte porque el emperador se aferró en lo que hoy (8 años después del inicio del fin del mundo, Maya) sabemos que es una idea equivocada de Batman.

As mention on the Spanish section of the pre-Columbian Batman tale, Moctezuma, like all of the elite at Texcoco was a very superstitious man, and the open-end wrench set on the “Batwings” only helped to exacerbate his beliefs in the Feather Serpent when he learned that the men riding ‘giant dogs’ and with shinny metal skin came from a land call Spain. Moctezuma, a fan of the Batman carved comix of his universe knew the difference between the Corona-type wrenches and “las llaves españolas” that CAMAZOTZ sported on his cape. So he, Moctezuma, fell head–over–heels over that Hispanic factoid.

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Le Parisien
Lundi 20 Juillet 2020

Mots Mélangés

I bet you think this clip-out is about you

N° 23602… We don’t select the crosswords .:. 041468B4-35EA-4CF9-94F4-98810433C404 —_•|•_— We can only cross check and reference them. Heck, we don’t even coordinate the colors. NIN is on top of REM, and that is all that Eye is going to say, KAYLEIGH McENANY, because i want to fuck you like a Shiny Happy Animal.

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