Meanwhile in Hilo, Hawaii, Ringo has some mini dashboard deodorant dancing Hawaiian Hula Girl Dolls around his drum set… he’s such a beat’er that Ringo Starr.
Over on the Bass section of the Stage, Paul has not only broken —¥.€.T— another glass, “the cute one” is now flashing the Confederate NAVY 🆗 Salute… Oh, (Her Majesty), the humanity.
… but WAIT! D.A.R.E. is more, over on the Hollywood Front, Daffy Duck is set to deliver a Netflix Stand-up Special dedicated to Brad Pitt for daring to wear a White Tux to a suicide mission “Black Tie” affaire. Hollywood Front insiders relay that one of the segments of the 15-round show includes a sketch where Brad Pitt is a « nude, gay, ghostly » Nazi–quack archeologist. Tinseltown reporter AndurielsShadow went the extra mile and got us the name of that “image”, it’s titled: The Brokeback Sixth Sense in Tibet… or something like that.
Jew say goodbye; Palestinian says Hello
… [A]nd in france, here ya’ go, you “filthy salopard”, here’s your thyme delayed Christmas gift:
A Knight at The Opera
“Eye has a structured settlement,
and Eye needs,
Opéra House; sector NINE
News Tick(ler) Services report that in an un-rehearsed number of CINEMATIC Proportions the troupe of the National Opéra House adapted a M.A.S.H.-U.P. of Wolfie Amadeus “don Giovanni”, and Boston’s own, Aerosmith’s “Love in an elevator” in order to protest Jupiter’s “When I’m 64” retirement plans.