We [the staff] interrupt our AMLO contra las momias de Guanajuato to bring you the latest on the Epstein “abduction” to Dr. Moreau’s Island.
The Washington Post reports that Val Kilmer’s genes were crossdressed with Bugs Bunny’s D.N.A., and introduced to the reclusorio de Manhattan, the very same holding Federal Facility where “El Chapo” tears were harvested for ALL of the Media
in at the La Jornada to see.
WaPa reporter Karola Leonning Quinn reports that the theory is no longer a secret. Jefferey Epstein was in fact abducted by the WALL STREET GRAYS and a “body replacement”, es decir, Raquelito, an exact replica of the “lolita* trafficker kingpin” was left in the ALL–blind–EYES of a maximum security Federal holding tank (no relation to the LIMA, OHIO m1a-Series of MBT’s). Right now, Jefferey Epstein is enjoying a cock… tail and a couple of burgers prepared, —yup, you guessed it— at his very Own Private PARADISE island.
Mientras tanto en la otra LIMA, la de los Cholos y las Cholas de la Pachamama, it’s ALL about Race.