Let’s play hardball with el pisto:
Ja, ja, ja… the thyming. Ha, ha, ha ; fucking, texans and taxes with a Witcher’s Brew
0800 hours CET
French wine and taxes!
Monthly Archives: July 2019
The Skin of the Hollies of Georges Brassens
Oh, boy.
Don’t shoot the Booker. Now give me a beer.
And Ivory goes:
Enjoy your vacation. Good luck on the picking cotton pickers back in your Jerry Seinfeld Districts. You fucking Gangsters.fipper, please!
Coming Up on the African ‘Merican CCTV SAP Signal:
IT’s Chicago School Stand Up institute of Eco_No–Mics, with your host, Paul McCartney. This Week’s guest is the one and only Very Superstitious, mAAAAN!!! Stevie Wonder.
… and Jack Ruby goes:
—For 100 dollarz! Why is Chicago la ciudad de la Dos necesidades en Santiago de ChileShit?
… and the rest of the Rolling Stones Circus go:
—Porque [dios] así lo quiso. nuestro legionario redentor, y porque el jesus de guadalajara jalisco que se enrollaba en seda y usaba sus zapatillas de torero puto de la misma manera que el pederasta-protector Ratzinger, asi lo redactó! Dicho de otra puta manera, mr. morning in america, it’s because of supply-Demand and of course :
The Chicago School es la ciudad de los conciertos que TicketMaster denomina como la ciudad de las DOS Necesidades, because of CaPiPiShitLism… y que chingue a su madre la Celestina, ÖÜÏ don’t need no stinking INTERMEDARIOS del F.M.I… öüï are the fucking Stones, bitch! Now gimme some Brown Suga’ Negrita.
Eye am not your drummer
Next Up: Fip Actuality: it’s official, Le Tour de France nomarcharía pas en la Zona del Silencio because it is infernal, so they left it up to the Fucking Canuks to promote los caminos de Michoacán… “Sur tout circonstances”, my ASS, dijo John MalQueBitch.
and Charlie Watts, goes: right on.
mabm: en la vida real, mis respetos
… [P]ero aquí por estos dominios, te invito a fornicar, o no. Puedes si vos quereís, mabm, BEE like Susana y sus sepultureros en Issy. Eso depende de VoZ.
Pin Trested?… no muerdo, si VoZ no quereís.
In the mean Time: Fuck Poseidon y su MONOPRIX®️ on The Atlantic and, of course: [ON]* The Children’s Crusade, the dance with death y otros rollos no aptos para los Bobos de nbc en París, Tejas… y queviva Johnny halliday, the black elvis in france.
Deer, Cousin Joe, Impossible KnotThing
Happy B-Day Weekend, DJ.
“We’ll meet again”.
Knots on the net. It’s only a NOT on the neta.
Just ask any given
German calculating diva.
Thyme, time, Taim ; Less than Zero per hour for Automation!!! Yeah… but then again Cousin Joe, it’s ok to call “African American” pussy, just flat out Black, baby.
AnyHow: impossible nothing.
Cookies for all!!! Es política de Ley-less.
Gknow eye gnew ewe gknew the Sequence of a Dead–man Noose ; but, motherfucker tell me, does Mike Barnacle gknow that for the ElEy GKnothings this noose aint ain’t nothing but a thing?
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… [A]nd if eye don’t see you, in the mean time, while Donald Is Vlad’s little bitch, Merry Mex–Más as well.
… ps.: deer, Katy Kur. 🧘♂️ relax, right GKnow youse not QUALIFIED to go “long time”.
Kill bill Mac… look into my Opened Alabama i’s.
Moving on: Sam Stein is Ugly! But at least His Ugliness was man enough to drink straight from Joe’s red cup! Unlike that Tulane University Walter [fellow].
BUT YES, sam stein is ugly. there is just no güey around that former huffer daily beast.
Deer, Nicole:
Nice dress.
…[A]nd no, Nicolle, “gangsters” don’t “run”; Ari Melber is the expert on RAp lyricists but Gknow… Know!… NO!!! gangsters like trump are too FAT32 to run–sys.
Fucking young niggas* don’t Gknow where it is at! Do Ewe Gknow What “butters” is talking about?
* Deer “low ceiling paperback RIGHTER”
…[I]t is because EYE jerk-off in LowCeilings that i am able to go the distance, but nevermind the Racists, in París the “N” word is just a Pundit’s sound-byte, just ask Kaz-JAY–Z and Kanye, so don’t shoot the Copy–Editor.
Coming up on Deadline WaWaLand:
“Dirty Porn… Pool”, starring Jerry Seinfeld ; but First, Eugene Robinson does the Boss–ain’t—Nova. Donald Trump has “the great White Gangster” appeal. Y’Gknow: Tosh(point)Oh walmart greeter pull. Donald Trump is a big fat gangster.
IT don’t mean A Thing if?
[And Armando Álvarez responds]
So… now you fuckers are “appropriating” my lizards heatwaves, eh? … what’s next, my Tunas de tunis?
— What is, “if it ain’t got that betaCYANin!”
[And Gael García Bernal goes]
— Motherfucker, you stain deeper than the Dipper Shade of Soul. What are you, ¿a Cancer curing cactus?
Any güey, when at Saint–Merri, o mismo en San José de Las Panochas de Las Moras*:
La Moral* aquí y en Cartagena es un Árbol que produce moras, para que Morena-Francia tenga fuerzas para seguir con la farsa de don MacUSpanO
reprenez des forces avant d’aller plus loin rumbo a la ASS–em-blée de la rue de los Ve-re-rie-reros del 75004.
Deer, professor Isaacson, it is futile to cover that cup, them flyboys are all over IT.
Got pills? Cousin Joe Gknows what [the staff] is “typing” Dr. Walter, about.
!Señorahhhhh!!!!
Tired of them’Fly–on–the–Wall reporters?
LABORATORIOS CAMACHO ; in partnership with oscar de la hoya boxing and Bernardo gómez productions presents, a Quentin Tarantino story, because that is all that the French recognize as an El Paso “original”… kill bill, my A$$.
The Bill Stays! And you are welcome Gael and Siren!… and for the record fuck the [poor] souls who’ve never tasted a buttery LoBster, because that is an essential part of hitting:
Rock [LoBster] Bottom, and she likes IT ; she like[s] to hit Rock [botton] LoBster. That Lady, Liberty ; eye tell ewe.
Bola de putos, Zapata está bien…
__ Zapata les resumira el Vuelo en una semana. Trascendio, Sue, que un[a] pinche Cougar (y los BFMers) se atraveSo en la trayectoria de nuestro HerŒ, Zapata… Panchis Zapata.
17h00 in Central Siren Thymes, ahora con Gnomos, which are still available at a 50% Summertime Discount. Shop GnoW!!!
Dear, Cousin Joe. Jesus doesn’t give a FUCK
Look at it this way, güey ; if the CDC wishes to send Jenny McCarthy to fantasy Island, then:
Danger Mouse in the key of them Daft Punkz, touch thiz, motherfukerz. YOU SAY EWE WANT A REVOLUTION?
For 100 hundred dollars
the student will read this in a Civics Immunization vaccine (not shot) of?
[…] and Armando Álvarez jumps in:
—What is Divine Providence!!!
PASTA… this is not a troll farm ; it’s a French Etablissement, or something like that.
Monday, July 25th 2019
Puerto Rico is free on Aug. 2nd.
ZAPATA IS IN-flight — Zapata is shot-down.
GOOOOOO, Frankie!!!
courtesy of bfmer tv.
Almost live from SANGATTE (Pas-de-Calais)
France… next Stop: John “fucking” Oliver’s, motherfucking Cliffs of Dover.
It’s a great day for Human Travel. Viva La Mancha, ISSY, mi querido Franck: chingue a su Madre la tal “dulcinea”.
.:.
… and of course; being a French departure, motherfucking Cougars (helicopters) followed.
El staff apoya a todos aquellos que se atreven a volar el Vuelo de Icarus…/… que morir de rodillas.
09H33* CET … French helicopters, aided by Boris Johnson shoot-down Frankie Zapata… “Oh, the humanity,” said a very disturbed Jean Manu Serrat, an Ancient spécialist of Ancient Flyingmen, speaking on anonymity grounds for BFMer TV.
¡BROZOOOOOO!.:4EFBB6D9-6EDB-4719-A8AB-DF489154F267 •|• en París son las Once de El Mañana.
…
Vlad loves Mitch… ad infinitum!