GOOOOOO, Frankie!!!
Almost live from SANGATTE (Pas-de-Calais)
France… next Stop: John “fucking” Oliver’s, motherfucking Cliffs of Dover.
It’s a great day for Human Travel. Viva La Mancha, ISSY, mi querido Franck: chingue a su Madre la tal “dulcinea”.
… and of course; being a French departure, motherfucking Cougars (helicopters) followed.
09H33* CET … French helicopters, aided by Boris Johnson shoot-down Frankie Zapata… “Oh, the humanity,” said a very disturbed Jean Manu Serrat, an Ancient spécialist of Ancient Flyingmen, speaking on anonymity grounds for BFMer TV.
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