*29 de febrero del 2019
Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de México —en Madrid— no me puede dejar mentir:
In other news, masked midgets** storm the North Korean Embassy in España. Early preliminary assumptions suggest that the little fuckers were on the hunt for red october Vodka receipts from the Dutchman’s liquour delivery route.
Mean, while a Brave new ward awaits
Still to come on:
Political Purgatory. Season in the Abyss; Pilot Episode.
Upon arriving to internal processing, Zbigniew gets assigned to KP duty. Léon is the chef [played by Bradley Cooper] and he instructs Zbigniew that he must serve HAMBURGERS, —IN PARADISE— to the Stalin delegation who are on their way to visit the Trump wormhole.
Anygüey: it is now Önë o’Clock in CET.