Monthly Archives: December 2017

La Concha de Tu Madre.

 •~_¡_—•

Ladies and Gentleman: This is what the Second Coming is going to look like, when Conchita Wurst descends on The New Capital of Jerusalem… 🎶🎵🎤 Oh Happy Days, oh happy days… —_—  Screen-grab courtesy of the Free Interwebs.

Hola, esto es un Intermedio y se tiene que leer con el dejo de los párrocos de los Antros d’Antes a los que los argentinos de buen gusto tacharon como “las milongas”:

Arrancamos…

Hoy, Stephen Colbert y la Iglesia Católica celebran el día de La Inmaculada Concepción; en Aguascalientes, a esta fecha también se le conoce como el día de La Purísima… o algo así.

En México, pasa una cosa con las mujeres bautizadas en honor a la Inmaculada, aunque confieso de que desconozco si en el Uruguay es lo mismo y a las mujeres bautizadas como Concepción se les da el mote de “Concha”… es algo así como con Las Dolores, que por la misma vereda la voz popular les llama, “Lola”; o en el caso de Roman Polanski y el güey que quiere ser Gobernador del estado de Alabama,
—en la era de Trump—
LOLITAS.

Fair use of a Mighty Mighty Bosstone muse, and of a Guy from Minnesota (WI).

En fin,
¿qué sería de La Inmaculada Concepción, sin Las Conchitas?
Si hasta la mismísima
Uma Thurman,
no hubiera sido
—La Venus…
de TERRY GILLIAM—
si BOTTECELLI no hubiere
conceptualizado las plantas de esos pies de Uma
—precisamente—
adentro de una Concha.

Eso último, Camarada,
—por supuesto—
para poder darle
—a Uma—
La Concepcion.

La Concha de Tu Madre.
por: SegoArma
Rotulista Extraordinaire.

•—_¡_~•

ay, ay, ay… oh, the humanity.

Stick around, when we return we check up on our favorite ROUQUIN: Ana Marie Cox… we love Gingers, but this time around, we have to go with Blondie, because You Cannot Be JUDGE and JURY —IN THE PUBLIC PRESS— at the Same Time. We [the staff] Love Ya’, Cox, but you just over reached your boundaries.

———
Venus:

IMAGINE… Discépolo

Dear, Senator Franken (D–WI):

The good thing about this blog is that Col. Matthews does not read it, because if he did —the Colonel— would probably be making parallels between the Trumpists in the American Heartland and the Peronistas near the River Plate… “Let’s Play Hardball!”.

“No pienses más, echate a un lao,
Que a nadie importa si naciste honrao.“

La ironía del Cambalache… al minuto 40 con 45 segundos.

… “It takes two to Tango,” and “Don’t take a Knife to a Gunfight”. •—_¡_—• Too bad that Senator Franken is actually throwing in the towel, in any other political year his resignation from the Senate would be the right pennance to pay for being a sophmore wiseass, but being that we [the U.S.] are having to deal with the repercussions of Billy Bush’s ‘pussy-grabbing Pandora bus interview era’ maybe — just maybe, Sen. Stewart Little should reconsider his resignation from the actual halls of power that can get this sorry  excuse for a President of the United States of America out of Office… “because, darn it, Al —you are good enough”. FINISH YOUR TERM and let the NEXT BALLOT BOXES in your District decide your political fate.

… o como dijera Saldaña:
“un diagnóstico de nuestros tiempos”.
Letra por: Enrique Santos Discépolo.

… al regresar, “El Cambalache” de Chapman con Lennon. •—_!_—• No se vaya, —deteniendo.

Context Follows…

Versión afrancesada, vía Gardel:  https :// youtube .com/watch?v=fsAGpw5uwDU

Saldaña. J., “Añoranzas”, Canal Once Televisión, vía Radio La Nueva República: https :// youtube .com/watch?v=D8VwxxmS2A0

“A day that will live in Infamy”… Dafoe meets Affleck according to “the” Gospel of Meachamp

December 7th,  ∴ 33 ∴ C.E.

… and of course to celebrate, Bibi and Donald are throwing the biggest MATTRESS SALE in Tel Aviv to Celebrate the Newest Capital of the Tribe of Abraham… Mother-Fucking Jerusalem (Baby)… Sunday, SunDAY; SUNDAY! Shop this weekend on the largest supply of Kings certified mattresses and get a CUPON for a free breakfast at any CRACKER BARREL in the BIBLE State of Alabama—bring your Bible and receive an extra dry-ass biscuit for your bland insipid grits.  •—_¡_—•   Newspaper image is courtesy of La Jornada, en Francés. 

CONTEXT FOLLOWS, because for us to accept your proposal, Dr. Meachamp, it would mean that Barbara Hershey in fact, KNEW Williem Dafoe… and that Ben Affleck gave meaning to thousands of V-2 victims, before the stupid notion of AMERICA FIRST seemed like a good idea  for Prescot Bush in the first place; to quote Bjork, it’s “Human Behavior” (baby) that will light the World on fire… chew on that and, in the mean time, here’s your dessert: π

Check this hypothesis out:

[2].

1. Dear, Dr. Meacham:  please don’t get us [the staff] wrong; or better yet don’t misread us erroneously, We Love Eric Clapton’s Testimony, but CAN YOU PROVE that the first event that you propose for our current Universe ever even  happened? Or are you just going on Blind Faith?

https :// youtube .com/watch?v=_iAaEH_dR_Y

2. Jon on Morning Joe: http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/remembering-pearl-harbor-attack-in-1941-1111364163805

Sarah’s “Slow Motion Nightmares”

Disclosure:

…

So, Rachel, we [the staff] recently learned from a redditor called “Thecoller,” what a slashed “s” (/s) stands for, we did so after reading an incendiary comment that was posted on the comment section
of an NPR story that covered one of the many American issues that really tick-us–off; so there… it’s a good thing that our Rotulista Extraordinaire, “Sego Arma” took his chill pills on that particular day, and only wrote two paragraphs, as a response and not his usual scroll… /s.

Entonces pues, doña Sarah (Chayes) we [the staff] would like to segue into today’s entry by probably anticipating what the “geniuses” [/s] at Morning Joe are going to say about our continuing follow-through of those —your—recurring “Slow-Motion Nightmares” that have been unfolding since January 20th of this, our Chinese Year of The Rooster and, its similarities with many backwards countries forms of Corruption and Institutionalized Graft, which according to you —Ma’am— “it’s SO Familiar from HONDURAS, from Azerbaïjan, [and] from Afghanistan“.

Our educated anticipation [/s]… tells us that given the upcoming Alabama Governor’s Mansion race, Cousin Joe is going to say that Now is Not the Time to question him about that iPhone X, and neither is it the moment to bring back the folly of the 2009 U.S. Backed Coup in Honduras, against President Zelaya’s pajamas.

Foto cortesía de La Jornada [de] Mme. Secretary Rodham-Clinton… en el 2009.

To which we [the staff] would answer to Willie Geist, that we actually wanted to re-take this angle about recurring Slow-Motion Nightmares —particulary South of Tijuana— because [Dr. Chayes] during your brief conversation with Dr. Maddow (October 20th, 2007, TRMS) you explained to Maddow’s audience how the banking scheme in Azerbaïjan is spearheaded by the “president’s” immediate relatives; and, how in Afghanistan the government backed construction industry is colluded with opium drug lords who also control the Portland Cement distribution racket industry, however; Dr. Chayes, will you deny that during that Voice of America segment on The Rachel Maddow Show you forgot to bring out the corrupting variable —that is So Familiar [/s]— with latin American elections since the days that .: Benjamin Franklin :. was flying kites during his “Missionary Work” [/s] —in France… which brings us to a lighting round of our Daily Double Jeopardy segment of… Of Course You Know That It Was The French Who Invented…

– – Your Categories Are:
• French Legacies
• French Patrimonies
and
•French Glory

– – FOR $5000, which of the French King’s is Responsible for the portrait on the Federal Reserve’s ∴ $100 Bill ∴

-Contestant presses the annoying buzzard button, and hurries his answer:

— The Martyr King of L’Ancien Regime

-Alejandro Trebek responds:

– – Can you phrase your response in the form of a question?

-Contestant, Armando Álvarez responds:

— “Who is The Martyr King of L’Ancien Régime, King Louie XVI?

Anygüey, Dr. Chayes, pending what the other Sarah, of our Dreams, Silverman has to say on tomorrow’s show we [the staff] would like to take this opportunity and try to “fill in the blanks” of that particular Honduras void that you left empty during your Raquelito interview… AMAZING C.V. that follows you, by-the-way [/respect].

p.s.
Yes we know that given Trump’s crumbling presidency, it’s not “kosher” to talk bad about former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton’s role in the Zelaya’s pajamas affair, but you know what, Dr. Chayes, We The Staff Did TAKE A LEFT IN ALBUQUERQUE during the Bernie Sanders run, and as a matter of fact, world events don’t just stop because The United States of America is having an Emotional Meltdown, geo politically speaking, —of course… “¡HASTA LA VICTORIA, SIEMPRE!” And, Merry X–Mas, Revolution!

“TheColler”:

https ://www .reddit .com/r/mexico/comments/7gdvdm/mexico_struggles_to_integrate_foreign_students

Sarah Chayes on TRMS:

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/expert-sees-risk-of-corruption-in-trump-foreign-government-deals-1078287427951

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-flouting-norms-risks-venal-turn-in-us-1078348355534

El Camerino de France 24

5 de diciembre, 2017

… next thing you know, CNEWS is going to be the morning paper at all the Aguascalientes bus stops. But you didn’t read it here first, Gustavo.

CAMINITO…

lo siguiente se tiene que leer en la voz de  la Nostalgia de don Jorge Saldaña (Q.E.P.D).

facebukazo cortesía de del Faro de RyTA. — Fair use of all the Frequency Hops in the Spectrum of ISSY––LES–MOULINEAUX.

ISSY, don Leo, pon cara de oreja* asi como te lo dijo tu colega con aquello de las micro ondas, porque Molière ahora también redacta en la Lengua de Cervantes, asi que dile por favor a Beto que vaya preparando unas tostadas con Chamoy™ en vez de chile para la gente de RFI, porque a Rafael Morán* no le gusta el picante, y Leo, eso último lo apuntamos nada más por lo que nosotros [en el staff] vimos en el show de está magnana.

COMO EN COSA… con información de La Red México y el Canal Once_ Radio y Televisión de Aguascalientes (RyTA) formará parte del convenio que La Red Mexico viene manejando con FRANCE MEDÍAS MONDE para enriquecer los contenidos culturales, cientificos y educativos a través del Canal Público Internacional: FRANCE 24. Fuentes cercanas a ISSY–LES–MOULINEAUX, central desde dónde se originan los contenidos de FRANCE 24, nos dicen que después de Honduras y Cuba, México es la tercera incursion de la señal francesa en el Espectro hispano parlante al Sur del Rio Bravo. •—_¡_~•  Pantalla captura cortesía del show de Leo por la mañana: Como en (tu) Cosa… o algo así. FAIR USE OF ALL MEDÍAS en Frances.

France 24
Ahora también en Espagnol – –
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 – –
— On Air.

… bueno, mi querido Leo, para causa y efecto tengo por entendido que cuando un presidente francés de la Vª República deja su cargo, es muy común que antes de irse [a donde el presidente legitimo de México, aún no ha querido irse; es decir, a la chingada] ellos comisionan alguna estampa pública (por así llamarle) como legado de su gobierno.

Para muestra unos botones:

El presidente Georges-Pompidou ordenó la erección del Centro Nacional de Arte y Cultura, en Beaubourg; François Mitterrand tuvo capital social para dos proyectos, el primero fue en honor a Hermès Trismégiste y se llama El Gran Arco en La Défense, seguido por una “Biblioteca Bien Grandota”, llamada La Biblioteca Nacional Francesa François Mitterrand; Jacques Chirac se inspiró en cómo los franceses inventaron todas las etnias del mundo y por eso les legó a sus connacionales, El Museo del muelle Branly; Nicholas Sarkozy se abstuvo de crear centros de aprendizaje o grandes monumentos y prefirió enfocarse más bien en dirigir la luz que sale del faro que metafóricamente representa a la ciudad de París hacía todo El Mundo y lo hizo con un Canal de Televisión Público Internacional que se llama France 24, mismo que luego hospedaría [en ISSY–LES–MOULINEAUX, 92130] a Radio Francia Internacional; el presidente François Hollande, por otro lado, se encargó de legar a los franceses un mono que se llama Emmanuel Macron.

Beto el Camaleón, un día es Pepe el Toro y al otro Donnie Deutsch — pero en Espagnol… Anygüeys, Beto, te comento de que el chile en salsa no solamente es bueno para la memoria, en la distancia por los miles de caminitos y senderos de la vida de cada quien, su sabor tambien invoca a  la nostalgia.

De cualquier manera, Leo, “porfis” dile a Beto que ahorita regreso, voy a ver si encuentro uno entre 300 “Taxis” para poder ir a conseguir unas tostadas para aportar en las posadas y las peregrinaciones, allá en tu Hidrocalído Centro,  Besos!

regresamos con:

Meanwhile at Blvd. Auguste Blanqui (75013) the front-end of Le Monde headquarters got their yearly trim. •—_!_—• Foto por: staff.

Project Runway: it’s that time of the Year, Le Monde gets a trim, and “The Producers” insist on a “Brazilian”.

Stick around, in the mean time, y al otro lado de la raya y’all will find a rather fine rendition of Le Tango en el Canal Once

 

Caminito… hasta el final de la programación.

Añoranzas, con Jorge Saldaña… anoche por pura Serendipia se nos fue el sueño [como todas las noches] y como a eso de la una, las dos o las tres de la madrugada nos tocó deleitarnos con unos tangos del Canal Once, vía la frequencia de RyTA por los interwebs: https ://youtube .com /watch?v=D8VwxxmS2A0

[Raphael Moran context follows]

https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1809753609058754&id=174466552587476&locale2=fr_FR&refid=52&__tn__=C-R

La Muda de las noticias… they put the “C” in Change.

December 4th, 2017.

Cero y van Tres… “Ch–ch–ch–ch–chu—Changes!… must be the Martians, doc. •—_!_—•  Context follows.

… we are experiencing technical difficulties and, as if that wasn’t enough, Cousin Joe remains upset because Alabama lost the Iron Skillet of an American college football game, or something like that. As a result, he keeps delaying the delivery date for our iPhone X; sure, sure Cousin Joe, it’s because of a football “game”, sure… we can dig it. We can dig that it has nothing to do with wild hair up POTUS45 ass and his attempt to try and pin a murder on you, but hey! Cousin Joe, what does that allegation have to do with the delivery of our iPhone X: nothing that’s what.

Of course, Rachel dearest, when we pointed out the Elvis Presley–Nixonian “imitation game” that this fucker in the screen-grab was performing during the 2016 Campaign, y’all just huddled in your little bubbles and pretended to be better than the foul-mouth blogger sphere, and now just look at your Today host; and we’re not even going to go to Michigan… know what we [the staff] mean, doc? (context follows).

Anygüey, Willie Geist, while we [the staff] try to figure out just what kind of Gremlins are involved in shutting off our connectivity, we will continue with The Michelin Guide review.

…when we return, it’s Sports! With Ari Melber. •—_!_—• In thes episode, Ari shows us how to tan a pig skin into an oVoid shaped toy for jocks.

… in the mean time,
enjoy some ‘Cambios’
From “a Man who Fell to Earth”
…Changes
by: David and the Martians

… but speaking of Changes, Katy_my–Dear, might you have done something to your Goldie Locks? There’s something about your early evening look, and you’re not even sporting your afternoon Spectacles! Anygüey, Big Kat: Fish & Chips and all that good stuff. Cheers! And carry on.

1 de diciembre — An Euro for your Soul and another for your Mojo.

Cocoon Mangynas
vS.
Cock Pussies… o algo así*.

* ask Erin Brokovich

And now, it’s time for another edition of our exclusive:
Hourglass series fragments.
Brought to you by L’Oreal®.

Happy Birthday, Donnie Deutsch. Please excuse the Typo from the hearing impaired subtitles team, we [the staff] know that at your tender age of 60 —and with your lifestyle— it’s inevitable that you’ll eventually transition into a Cuck… Anygüey, on today’s episode we learned that our second favorite Jewish person is not into Cock-Pussies;  not  with  that  Carson  era  plaid  sports  coat, you’re not!   •—_¡_—•. To our recollection, it’s been quite a while since Gender Attitude rocked a Tweed like Silverman did on her Season 1, Episode 7; Birthday Edition bash, to our recollection, the last time an Alpha Gender made a ridiculous coat look good, was when Vicente Fernandez sang “El Hijo del Pueblo” to Melle. Marcela López Rey, at her 1974, caviar birthday party… or something like that.

TimeStamp: 23h00 CET

The Hourglass series fragments:

Mariachis and Plaid… a new film staring Vincent Fernandel. Directed by Steve Zissou.

Like the reverse charges of a Polar Shift, The Hourglass fragments, are a collection of vignettes that highlight the shifts in power dynamics of a particular era.

… For des.

Like all affairs under The Sun, things don’t just magically appear (or disappear) in a vacuum, it takes years between decades for the weaker of two variables to get the mighty hand of time to flip the Hourglass and let gravity push the grains of sand that once pushed the weaker grains at the bottom of an inverted triangle and, through the narrow neck between two bulbs.

…

TimeStamp: 01h00 CET

Context Follows | Stick Around.

* L’AMOUR, ACCESSOIRES
Le parloir aux sextoys
Page 4; Littérature | Critiques
Erin Brockovich’s bag…
by Florence Bouchy.
Via: Le Monde
Vendredi, 1er décembre 2017

… de pronto, un Flash Informativo •—_¡_—•. Image courtesy of los calzones de la Chica del Bikini Azul y CALZEDONIA®.