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Karma Police — Los Hilos de Sasha and the crotchless speedo de Lubezki

Horse meat and a Deer-panthére goes here:

Reminded me of that time that Homer Simpson gave “pinchie” a hot bath 🦌319876A3-755C-42A1-9DAF-87020FF91773 🐴  Does ANYBODY remember Pinchie? Because if Michael Steele (that Republican honcho) doesn’t then ROCK LOBSTER goes here 🦞 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎸🎸🎸🎸🎬

https ://old .reddit .com /r/ facepalm /comments /l4gby2 /new_york_times_already_set_for_facepalm_of_2021/

But FO’ist!!! — Can you dig it, and Ma’am… can you please pass The Grey Poupon?

In Ontario (CA) they call these culottes Chaffey High Girls, as for mí, i am nothing but a JaGuaR-do… ISSY, that’s an Anagram… And PARIS, you KNOW—that I make that cold–ass “DAME de FER” look good, period 🐆 FB19BE20-E18A-4147-A34E-7B634AF093A7 🐅 ISSY, Mary Shelley, this is just another addition of that fuck doll that i told you that EYE was going to piece to-get-her.

✍🏼 the following was written on toilette toallas de papel… courtesy of the best shopping mall in the entire universe, de Paris (Centre I – IV).

The same was said about “Mexican Tacos” by Mexicans Abroad in the 70’s – 80’s and part of the 90’s; HEIDI PRZYBYLA, of peacock fame, described the same phenomenon with her Polish roots; in other words… they were ashamed of where they came from. In those THEYS, in El-Ey, and because i wore cowboy boots i was nothing more than “a chuntaro”, and i still am MIGUEL Gleason, just like you are Chichimeca del estado de Cuernavaca en Saltillo…💋 MEXICANOS EN EL EXTRANJERO follows.

Now, Claire (in the commercial) you probably think that i am being a complete PIG with Perrine, but then you are new here, so i’ll progressively let you settle in as i do another Triple Play, check it out; because in the role of progressive Claire is of course, her doppelgänger on the weekend beat; meanwhile Claire McCaskill is on Second, and Michael Steele is at the mound… that motherfucker! He just got out of Seminary school… Mitch McConnell is at the Plate… and Cerf-panthére, Öüï is Knot sure if youse a Boy or a Girl ⚡️but you are not going to guess who is playing CATCH-er:

La más cabrona, my AUNTIE Irma… yeah Buddy!

Y como dice Schopenhauer: HUSSERL was a fag.

In Hilo, Hawaii it’s 3 pm and on playback, Rachel Glasses is out of uniform, and if you are a viewer of that Show then you know that outside of the Studio, Machel Raddow (pronounced MAY•Shell RÀ•d’Eau) must wear eye glasses least KEnt CLarkson’s secret is revealed.

Head over to page 2 for “the rest of the story” with Paul Harvey, “Good They”.

“Comcast [comma] our overlords.”

Nothing like expressing yourself …on the interwebs.

Lunes, 9 de mayo [el día de Europa] 2016
por: Staff

Juebebes, cinco-de-mayo-2016

“You’ve got to pick up every stitch…”  |   Well, almost every  “stitch”  as my English is not British enough to audition for the role of “Male” in Paris, and i happen to be way too ugly to pass for a “Female model [as required]. Still, i gave  the beatniks  the open-mic gig a try and  so  i  volunteered  for  a  night.  On that particular Thursday Carla Drysdale* was the star of the night; but no offense, and for the purpose of empathising with Maddow’s existential angst**— Moe just happened to have hit all the right notes… and just for the record: i’ll take 100 Seasons of a witch*** to one single Donald Trump presidential term [just saying]. Remember America [sin acento] come January 2016 2017, you’ll get the government that you deserve.

In the next segment: Bernie Sanders asks Mr. Peacock’s emissary: who’s your daddy?… stayed tuned for more Comcast news and analysis. Right now, here’s Senator Al Franken, moonlighting as Moe [in Paris]:


Moe:  ex-pat [correction…] expat,  poet,   crooner ,  serenader, and  through  no  fault of his own an involuntary Al Franken doppelganger. Live from Paris… it’s Open Mic at Culture Rapide.

 

"Madness, they call it madness."

“Madness, they call it madness.” Via: One Step Beyond… http ://www .madness .co .uk

 

* PLU Open Mic featuring Carla Drysdale, via: http ://parislitup .com /plu-open-mic-featuring-carla-drysdale/

** TRMS, “Last one to leave please turn out the lights.” Vía: http ://www .msnbc .com /rachel-maddow /watch /maddow-performs-anti-trump-republican-anguish -680435779743

*** Donovan in the voice of Julie D. Vía: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?  v= dCKZPEleI-U

Acaríciame, pero no hagas ruido.

Para 3rd Rock y La Nueva República.
My Air America de Banderilla Veracruz.

Acaríciame con tu cine en París... Disculpe profe Ackerman. ¿Por qué cuando en París no denunció a el Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Exterior y los Empresarios de Sciences Po y el IHEAL? De cualquier manera: Buena nota la que expone a don Claudio "Equis". | Uso justo de un triciclo por los interwebs.

Acaríciame con tu cine en París… Disculpe profe Ackerman. ¿Por qué cuando en  París  no  denunció  a  el  Instituto  de  los  Mexicanos  en  el  Exterior y a los Empresarios de Sciences Po y el IHEAL?
De cualquier manera: Buena nota la que expone a don Claudio “Equis”. | Uso justo de un triciclo por los interwebs.

Ay que tiempos aquellos… los de “Orlando”. Es grato saber que se acuerdan de él.

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Sólo por cantar. | Uso justo de La Nostalgia de La Nueva República… ¿Quiubo—con ese grupo de agencias de “casting”? Se los dije hace 4 años, pero de cualquier manera cerraron filas. Saludos a “O’rlando,” y noticias con @elBote.

Context for Rockefeller Plaza:

The crowd under the O’Tacos sign was being led by one of the two men in the middle screen capture, and yes (i am Writing this For You) he is the one with the glasses. For ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES, again: FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES, IMAGINE (should your boss let you) that Premier Radio Networks sends a producer —A PRODUCER— to lead the outreach events for the BLACK LIVES MATTERS. Imagine that. If you can.

You don’t have to watch this space, but please keep an eye on the Institute for Mexicans Abroad, the last thing that the institute cares about are precisely the Mexicans abroad; except of course, for the remittances, sent via WESTERN UNION and TELÉGRAFOS de México, which those immigrants —of course—will send back to their homes to support their families “Thanks NAFTA… and World World TWO“.

For further context, here’s a PSA:

Jorge Saldaña was a Singer for singing, not a Singer for sewing Quilts. (The more you know).

Postdata: —Ay O’rlando: ¡NO TE HAGAS!!!
Profesor Ackerman, usted no canta tan mal las rancheras, pero por favor: escriba sus propios chistes —o contrateme de ghost writer. No sea copión. Get your own style. And please leave Cantinflas alone, the Pope in Rome does not like it… y no se haga, bien sabe àste marchantito que the High Priest of La Argentina is a fan of don Mario. John, who’s next in your repertoire? El Gran Tin Tan‽‽‽

Los retazos de la Colcha:

  1. APRO_redacción. “Juez ordena a gobierno de Peña reembolsar recursos retenidos a braceros,” Vía: la revista de un ‘pariente-lejano’ de JoLoPo [Los Hilos de Sasha]… proceso: http:// http://www.proceso .com .mx /432635 /juez-ordena-a-gobierno-pena-reembolsar-recursos-retenidos-a-braceros … se dice [en las historias en-garzadas*] de que Julio García, abuelo de Julio Scherer Garía (publisher) educó a cantidad de políticos post-revolucionarios, como por ejemplo Emilio Portes Gil, [supporting role] en el documental “El GENERAL” exhibido por Pablo Gleason en primer festival de cine documental mexicano [Gleason es el del Gafete y Lentes en el cuadro de en medio de arriba].
  2. Junk news: premier-[da] radio networks de Limbaugh… Yo’ Limbaugh, Lee Treviño (Dr. in El Paso) kindly REMINDs You: THAT “GRIZZLY Adams, Did Have a Beard.” Happy Gilmore: the only good thing that ever came out of 3rd Rock… in Bethlehelm.

Ya es Domingo de Ramos, si pueden Vayan a ver a La Rondalla de Saltillo en Peribán, y si los traen, pues ponganse también marihuanos. En el 2018: no sea culo y Fume Mota… al cabo que John Mill Ackerman [en París] ya nos dijo que ese no es el problema de la sociedad, ¿Sí o no Profe? O’me va a decir que miento.

De salida 3rd Rock… I see what you did there, but el 1 de Febrero es sólo un criminal inocente, pero no pendejo como Sean Penn… BTW: would Steely Dan be a more appropriate music soundtrack for your Guest that never left from the 90’s? Yo’Hillary: i served under Clinton’s Army and while in uniform i up-voted [before it was cool] Chelsea, and her Run Away Train.

If it’s politcs: let’s play hardball

Uso justo de Pitbull: pelotero a la bola!!! | Fair use of time score... for UNEMPLOYMENT PURPOSES, because that is what "THEY" ask for when searching for a JOB.

Uso justo de Pitbull [En Alaska… con un GRIZZLY]: pelotero a la bola!!! | Fair use of a time score… for UNEMPLOYMENT PURPOSES ONLY, because Mr. Peacock,  that is what “THEY” ask for when Johnny Cash and Willy Nelson are searching for a JOB, o sea güey: D’man asks for proof that you are actively and purposefully looking FOR a way to make a decent living and pay for one’s own bills. BTW: Fuck your Private Banking student loans, WE DEMAND A BAIL OUT TOO.

Hey Donald… to answer your Question: Ancestrally I am a Mexican. DEMOGRAPHICALLY I am from  CALIFORNIA, and unlike the Grizzly, we are not fucking going EXTINCT you RACIST FUCKER.

 

 

 

 

Add the numbers. Again… and please

“… Tell the ‘Captain‘,

    Air Marshall Karlin says,

‘go fuck yourself”.

George Carlin
Jammin’ in New York; HBO sessions.

March 5, 2016
Live, from rue des Rigoles*

El Cobre de la fruta jugosa de Taiwan | The "best before" date (04-11-16) was coming up, and so i decided to pop open a fancy sealed and "tamper resistant" tin box presentation of an old brand of chewing gum. Now, before i ask you to pay attention to the Net Weight details, which are found at the base of that tin box, please let me tell you that the canary yellow vessel, is in fact, spacious enough to house at least 3 times the number of gum sticks that a global enterprise (Wringley Taiwan LTD) delivers in its fancy and prestigious presentation choice. So inside that box, just to recap: the investment for you money is being short changed. Packaging costs by the way, are usually estimated [according to my old maquiladora working friends in Ciudad Juárez] to account for the most expensive costs of a very large sample of sugar-based products, so to put that into perspective, imagine going to the store and purchasing a One gallon bottle of something, but instead of you receiving [or getting] a full gallon for your choice, the container is filled with only 12 ounces of 'that' liquid something. Wouldn't you be like WTF!!!… you Prestigiously Wrapped trump —of nothing. Wringley's packaging practices remind me of another kind of product, minimal in its delivery…and much like little christmas finger-size sausages— this product is also wrapped up in a useless and fancy package. Yes, you guessed it: printer ink cartridges, loads that usually don't last as long as they promise… and the people who assemble and fill the product at the factory —like the people in Ciudad Juárez— usually get short-changed by the bosses.

El Cobre de la fruta jugosa de Taiwan | The “best before” date (04-11-16) was coming up, and so i decided to pop open a fancy sealed and “tamper resistant” tin box presentation of an old brand of chewing gum… photo by armando segovia / segoviaspixes in the year 2016. Please COPY LEFT.

….now, before i ask you to pay attention to the Net Weight details, which are found on the base of that tin box in the picture, please allow me to inform you that the canary yellow vessel is in fact, spacious enough to house at least 3 times the number of gum sticks that a global enterprise (Wringley Taiwan LTD) would have you believe, should you base your choice, of course —solely— on a fancy and very limited pretentiously presented product.

So inside that box, just to recap: the investment for you money is being short changed. Packaging costs by the way, are usually estimated [according to my old maquiladora working friends in Ciudad Juárez] to account for the most expensive costs of a very large sample of sugar-based products, so to put that into perspective, imagine going to the store and purchasing a One gallon bottle of something, but instead of you receiving [or getting] a full gallon for your product of choice, the container is filled with only 12 ounces of ‘that’ liquid something. Wouldn’t you be like WTF!!!… you prestigiousness Wrapped trump of nothing.

Wringley’s packaging practices remind me of another kind of product, minimal in its delivery, basically those companies are charging us for the air trapped inside the nearly empty container…and much like little Christmas-themed finger-size sausages— the product is also wrapped up and sealed in a useless and fancy package. Yes, you guessed it: i am referring to printer ink cartridges, loads that usually don’t last as long as they promise… and the people who assemble and fill the product at the factory —much like the working people in Ciudad Juárez— usually get short-changed by the bosses, who are in their empty brains —and hearts— usually trying to emulate a con man who wants to lead the United States of America.

…be right back: ¡KONFUPANDA!!!  “Watch this space.” Seriously, watch it and pay attention.