12 de octubre – “I saw my baby on the creepshow »

Hit me with a shovel ’cause I can’t believe that I dug you.

Previously on Eye can Sí for Miles:

Quick recap

Quick recap .:. 7B3F6322-1E14-47C2-A9AB-C644A673D7FA 🧶 So how about D.A.T., former secretary of defense, “The honorable” William SEBASTIAN Cohen*, has IT! been 25 years since the last mayor boom of military-contracted movers for the AFN/PAL region freq’s.? —_•!•_— Boy, Eye tells you, it sure feels like such a long-long time ago, and “there you go again”, U.ncle S.am, scaring the bee-gee’Sus out of my favorite cum-bucket town: Vilseck. \_•¡•_/ Fast-forward to Last-Week today, Sir, and Lemmy tells you that you —motherfucker— are not fooling any single swinging dick DOWN RANGE with your ambiguos musings about being a “little bit BIDEN, and a little on SUSAN COLLINS (R–MAINE) pay roll”… and did Öüï mention that Susan Collins is a prosthetic C.unt for the Donald John Trump re-election movement?

Issy, no pun intended Cousin Joe, but to misquote Mel Brook-es-es “Robin Hood”:

Unlike other Americans who arrived on The MAYflower, Eye can speak with a real* Hispanic accent

and for the record, senator Cruz (R-TX), when your boys mention the word “RAZA”, Eye must tell you, –Sir, that Eye does not think that it SIGNIFIES, what those dumb sons-of-bitches think that IT!, illustrates… with D.A.T. in Mind, Alicia Menendez (sin acento):

Viva Las Vegas, Movement N° 499 en El Vez sostenido mayor.

… Alicia Menendez, sin acento –off course– is Hallie Jackson, en Inglés —of course.

If the photo fits

If the photo fits

https ://www .salon .com /2020/10/12 /susan-collins-wrote-legislation-that-made-millions-for-her-husbands-lobbying-firm/

Hoy no hubo Jazz.

… [A]nd in the role of Diego Luna, General Michael Flynn

14 de febrero, 2014… Deer, Rick Wilson: you (motherfucker) look like a caricature of my Right-side ball (testicle), and them Vans that you are wearing with that Johnatan Lemire “tie” is for the “age–es–Ese”.

Watch’em folks, the guy with the ugly tie has a pattern of waking up after a holiday weekend with a “dead hooker in his truck”, check the MorJo files, It’s all D.A.R.E. in black and white for the Purple Pundit’s eyes .:. FAF529C6-C8D2-49EC-B668-8655FEE18194 🧶 In context, for Mister Larry David in Yada, yada, yada LAnd, it is a good thing that our Lorde Lorne took and/or sent the “subjects“ —ALCAHUETES— by any-other–name (andavedile… for the ASTURIAS chefs) on a holiday weekend just in time For CARNIVAL Cruises, otherwise Mister Rick “i hang a shotgun on the back seat of my pick-up truck” Wilson would get away with being a “PepsiLight” version (on the MSNBC’s) of “COKE ClassicRUSH” on the « Make America GrEAT AgaIN”. That is to say, tune in —join former Sen. Claire Mcacaskill on the professional Ronald Reagan punditry circuit, which happens to be just in front of Saint Patrick’s Cathedral and just one step–behind The Fountain of Miss RAND.

We begin in WaWa land, where President Trump has vowed to “cuddle” any Department of Justice findings (trumped–up or otherwise) and use these to benefit his “romance” with despotism in the land of the FREE; Happy President’s Day, Senator Susan Collins, you, madam, are the MainE sex blow–up doll in the 45th Administration of them United States.

Alcahueta principalE

Alcahueta principalE .:. D11C69A4-9B17-42D1-9604-C6E0FDDE39F4—_•!•_— I am Armando Segovia, and Eye approve this message… Bernie Bros. friendly… as long as Millionaires, just like NARCOS and MEXICAN politicians can buy votes with COLD–HARD–CASH and with PAGO EN ESPECIE (In-kind payments for those in The Liberal Arts Fields).

Moving on…

Over on the Deadline hour, the Purple Pundit is fixated on patterns. Now, because Nicole Wallace is color blind, our trademarked tridimensional Venn Diagrams would do wonders for our favorite pundit, next to Rachel, and Mika, and Elise, and Stephanie, and Joyce, and Alex, and of course Jasmin.

in other news, Ugly Mexicans should not be allowed on Television/Streams; especially the ones from Connec•i•cut, or Del•A•where, or Balt•y•Moore, or one of the Yankee states.

Meanwhile, on the Rachel Maddow Show, a Federal Judge admits that We The People are living in the Realm of a Banana Republic.

Happening now in EST… mandatory ‘dear leader’ coverage

Febrero 6, 2020
Hoy no hubo Jazz

Following last night’s acquittal of the most corrupt president of the White House, in the United States of america, the « Dear Leader », Don John “teflon” Trump read on cable tv all of the sycophantic lackeys names that made his acquittal possible.

After the election on Nov. 3, all children between the ages of 6 and 12 will “enjoy” one daily hour of specially composed National Dear Leader anthems before recess hour. For the “ocassions”, the voice of Maine Republican Senator, and sextoy ISO 2000 moulding reference, Susan Collins, will be recorded  for children training purposes.

Dependable Susan

Dependable Susan .:. FFA84C18-D9AF-4730-8FD5-B38067878A06 👩🏻‍🦲👳🏻‍♀️🖕🏼