Ale! Marianne… Live forever? Definitely Maybe it’s 6 o’Clock

“Like a workhorse caught in a Stable”… o un periodista en un Oasis, o mismo en un baño Turco.

Oh, hey Billy G, you must have met Caroline… but have you met Marianne? Ah!!! Let me tell ya’ Man, La Grange ain’t got Jack on them set of Legs.

A Lasting Warning, and Trump’s bandoleón–wide web of LIES en Argentina FOLLOWS. Stick around.

Yo soy Armando Segovia y la edición en Ah–prietos, starts, Right Now after the 20 minute hash-mark.

Please Stand–by for Signal Identification:

Bienvenida morena… faltan 2 días, 3 horas y Cero minutos para el 1 de diciembre a las 9 de la mañana, Tiempo del Centro, –el centro de México— no el Centro de ustedes, o el de los López–Obradoristas. En París son las 13 horas.

Frequency hop:
The Following must be read with a Sonny de Valdés announcer voice in the key of Ángel Fernández.

Ladies in Gemeni, live from the Faber & Faber limited arena at The Sands in Les Halles on The güey to the Forum.

SIRIUS EDITIONS and Titan Books,
in collaboration with Ciné Vintage
and Golden Canelo Boy and Longhorn Press presents:

KATANA vS. Harley Davidson… The Brawl for A Few Dollars More.

12–rounds of main–Streaming horror Brand Snatching in the middle of a Freejack recall of Yellow Colored Autobots®️ and freelance automatons and androids across the TONKA and Concept Artists UNIVERSES–es–es, ese, as the Very French use of a yellow-colored “attention getting” glove compartment emergency habit, —or boring garment— as their “trapo de guerra” en la contienda por puto litro de gasolina continua en el melodrama de la Historia del primer quinquenato de Jupiter.

TimeStamp: almost Veinte para Las Tres in Central NATO Time… Eye Want—Your… yes Sirens, you’ve guessed it: Eye Want Your SEX.

BREAKING THE NEWS: HEY MR. MUSIC… this is SOME SERIOUS SHIT, The “mighty dread” and Reggae Music is now un Patrimonio de La Humanidad… and Ewe know what, without the Ganja none of it would have happened, “Yeah Mon”… Jamaica, Rocks… steady—nenah.

16.00 hours in Central NATO Time

Allez! Marianna, thanks for the ale… Jazz Central follows. This message will self–destroy following the execution of  Sirius Error 16, which is code for “Trial” period is Over… Kafka follows… KAF•TA,  not Kafka, —follows. It’s Lebanese night… where’s the Moon at?

TimeStamp: 19 hundred hours in Central NATO TIMES.

Vamo’ Marianna, picha de nuez… Eye know You Love Me, at 19:03 on Central Siren Den, it’s Live, but that frame there is Not, we [the staff] repeat it Is Not The Bossa Nova, You just don’t know it yet.

Never mind the babble, John, and thanks for King Leopold… it’s 10:20 in Central Gaumont Time

Coming attractions:
False friends at the matinée.

gaz•ou•ill•is?

Don’t wait for the inter•mission
your concession stand just loaded up on
—Ewe guessed it!!!
MELLO Yellow, watermelon man!
Get yo’self a big ol’cup of that
Mello Yellow to go with that buttered popcorn.

… and enjoy the rest of the show

Showing at the main Salle:

The « H » in Arthur, es, como todo mundo en Tokio lo sabe muy bien; igual que el Orden de La Yakuza, —muda.

En Colombia,
« los sapos » afirmán
que ya nos llegó
la Hora hONCE, pues.

En la Sala nº 3
(Next to Emmanuelle)
The longest running feature on this
most inconsequential blog:
El Ritual de Lo Habitual
starring: Juanas Adicción
al ritmo de Cumbia, —of course.

Coming up at seven o’Clock :

En Roma, hoy fue el día de los jodidos… o algo así.

TimeStamp: 3 para las 7 p.m. in Central Europe Time… “Let it bleed”, like a rolling stone, or some Institution like that.

 

… Chuy? Is that You doing the synchronicity shuffle, or is La Comadre Lety just happy to not read us? }—-—~~~\*>  TimeStamp: It’s Gospel and Blues instead of hymns, with Michelle David (Vol. 3… or something like that) at the 18.33 Central Siren Sermon… LOOK IT UP. It’s in the Previous Tracks scriptures.

Right now, we [the staff] switch it over to “The Green Coats” at Saint–Eustache, where the Tex–Mex is about to be complemented with The Best Night Soupe in France, and our “shoe leather” repas reporter, Michellin Salewa, our newest addition [to staff] spills the beans, and then passes wind so EWE don’t have to.

Pnue Suela Reporting, with your host: Michellin Salewa.