Previously on: Donald Trump’s mom went skateboarding with Satan at the Wrong Place and the Right Time

It’s the Spring of 2011 and Natalia LaFourCade’s rise to the top was spoiled by one of them April Showers en Veracruz. Tijuana No! royalty was also spoiled at the Ñ’s big event on account that La Chuleta 🥩 Venegas could KNOT be braised on account of that fucking “giboulée de avril”.

Hoy

Memories from El Monte… I.C.E. is no different than/from The Islamic Résistance Mouvement, o como dicen los franceses, Hamas, jamás, 🦀 Jaibas.

Bacchus was in/on/and off-course a fag 🍇 but Valérie Pécresse fucked up my Tram route and now Eye has a bunch oh homo-erotic fags being fags.

And starring as Salma Hayek… Mr. Hankey the X-Más Crüe.

Salma shat herself… Ewe are gonna like the way that your cunt looks… Eye guarantees, IT!.

 

Censored … Jump to page Tú for details. Puto.

 

Poetry in Motion as the Premier League ⚽ likes to call it. Anyhow, Paris is the Super Europe Champion, and they bring me supper… Auteuil ⚽

Meanwhile back at the South Park, at the South Park no pasa nada because it is Siempre en Domingo. Siempre es domingo, Salma. Siempre. Thanks for La Bourse.

Meanwhile back at Le 15éme… fip . fr discovers the Dark side of BAU-y, or Bowie for those who remember Ozzy pissing on The Alamo. It’s a good day to sign your death certificable death certificate, Peter Hegseth… sorry if i fucked up your “artistic” persona, but it’s summer and Eye is fucking drunk, meet me in Winter; Eye might give a fuck you Benedict Arnold cunt.

In Paris, Charlotte Bibring sells fip . fr in the form of a hoodie… that slut! Eye sees that Ewe like to blow 🍃. Shop at radio france, you are going to like the Güey you cook.

Previously, on the menu… Neymar, Jr., {10} orders pi

Ladies in Gemini:

Y cómo dijo, Hidalgo: vamos pues, a cojer chilangos.

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Fe 🦁 Zion

Fé in Zion… Fe²⁶ en Zi³⁰ – What happens when Öüï gets where Öüï don’t know? Well, Öüï could ask Bach, but before Öüï touches base with Sébastien, Jean, let US go with Bob! What says Ewe, Marley?

Stupid Triangles

I Don’t Need a Microphone, Ignatius… fucking Juniors, here, you can have your pi and eat it too.

Where’s the confounded integral?

… In sandy Hooks, news, Jackie Alemany just called Saul:

Better call Saul…

The Best People — Genie Jeannie out of the bottle

… [B]ueno, to be fair, the bottle was more of an Egyptian flower vase, the catch–when–rubbing the side of dicho florero, a French femme named Florence and, in the role of “My Favorite Jeannie”, Lætitia Casta.

Well would you look at D.A.T.

Well would you look at D.A.T. .::. 1A39C695-04B5-4183-934A-4FFDB5E6C8A3 🇫🇷⚖️🇲🇽 Now, S.I.R.E.N.E., if you wish to reference Bubble I and Bubble II, you will have to cross reference the entries for El Instituto Cervantes and Eli Guerra/Julieta Venegas at La Maison de la Amérique latine, and El País de Ana Anabitarte, respectably on the “tags” of this most non–consequential blog.

Now if you are wondering what the UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador (assigned on 9 December 2016) Lætitia Casta is doing on this week’s edition of:

Well, Frank*, Ain’t D.A.T. a motherfucking coincidence D.A.R.E. on that gate? Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t!

https ://asegovia3 .com /2014 /10 /03 /octubre-tenia-que-ser/

One thing that we [the staff] can promise you is that back in October of 2014, and then again at a later date at the gate below the fémina fronting the old Justice Palace —at Cité— was your pretty client’s mug, you may check paragraph 3, which archives that particular instant in REAL TIME, also Aussie at Axios, please relay to Chris Hayes and The Nation that further down that rabbit TRAIL not a rabbit Hole, from paragraphs 22 to 29 they may also reference the arrival of the two lovebirds on don Calderon’s “Johnny Chistos” stinker-toon, which i, armando segovia, chronicled a year later aussi, —fuckers. You are welcome.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2015 /09 /29 /29-de-septiembre-segundo-acto/

* Frank BRETON, Attorney for Mme. Cassez.

https ://www .animalpolitico .com /2014 /10 / florence-cassez-presenta-una-demanda-contra-los-autores-de-su-detencion/

 

Ponte al día

Ponte al día… at the time, in the summer of 2008 i, armando segovia, skipped a meal with the publisher and the rest of the U.T.E.P. summer internship program at a weekly that catered to the Latin American community of Philadelphia and Southern New Jersey, —you know— the kind that are readily available where people gather, like say, a metro station, a nightclub or at a shopping center, anyway, Frank*, the Unicef Goodwill ambassador on the gate above was, at the time [probably] celebrating the very story that I was about to cover. At that particular time I was on my way back to the office, before i left the shack at the International University dorms, i happened to notice on the screen that Ingrid Betancourt had just been released from her captivity in Colombia 🇪🇨 Now, hear me out Frank*, because with the aid of a 1600 cc Kawasaki parked next door, at a hotel’s parking lot, it was quicker for me to hit the Northside, snap a few photos and get a few quotes from the Colombian diaspora regarding the release of Ingrid and be back next to City Hall before anybody noticed that i was in–and-out of the building, you know, because “that’s what reporting is all about” however, Frank*, at that particular time as i was getting off of the highway, i notced that i had missed call coming from the cell phone of the office boss; five minutes later i was informed that Hernán, the publisher, was taking the interns for a snack…or something like D.A.T. .::. 93123D20-4613-4A10-844D-69D76A8A7686 🧮 to be continued.

you will have to tune in to find out.

In the meanwhile, hoy no hubo Deadline, puras piñas, de cualquier manera here’s don Calderon’s comprehensive sketch:

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