It’s gold, Harris, gold!

Quays drapped in gold, Au!

Hoy no hubo Joe

 

… Meanwhile in Louisiana, Carville didn’t see his shadow when he came out of his muted cave. The glass recycling service could not handle the empty bottles of Scotch that maintained Carville lit up while he hibernated at CNN.

Regardless, it’s nice when the alcoholic ostrich-alien-human hybrid doesn’t cast a shadow on his own cave. In any case, situation or, scénario, please be advised that sound are is disabled during tests of the Emergency Olympics Commission, this is only a test.

Please do not try to adjust your settings, this a test. This only a test 📡.

 

Deer, Jean-Luc… “que dijo mi mamá, que siempre no”, enjoy The Olympics from your ivory fief. Say Hello to Nicolas Maduro en Táchira, Venezuela, querido camarade! {ja, ja, ja.}

The head of state argued on Tuesday that “until mid-August, we must be focused on the Games”.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /assemblee-nationale /dissolution /la-gauche-indignee-apres-la-fin-de-non-recevoir-d-emmanuel-macron-de-nommer-lucie-castets-la-candidate-du-nfp-a-matignon

… the pimp move on the part of Emmanuel here, which no SciencesPo specialist on ENArkistas de Paris will tell you on BFM TV, is that mister Macron had no problem nuking the lower chamber of Solférino after his political party, called “The Macronists”, decided to dissolve Maud Gatel’s play time with democracy, but now he’s gonna play the French classic: closed for Summer vacation, now fuck off.

Told y’all that August was coming

Hail to the 👑 king. An apology for Sin Semilla en Saint-Denis (93).

The question here, as an undocumented person in France right now, is the following, is the cabinet post of prime minister really necessary? I don’t know, why not add a crown on each and every official photograph of President Macron.

 

And Emma Peters… What if Eye was Romeo in Black Jeans

 2004 / 14 / 06 \ 14 \ 2024
It’s a festevus miracle!  

The Pope walks into a bar, hilarity ensued back at the ranch in Pierre when the Nazis from Natchez strolled onto the Capitol of a puppy-killing—goat-sacrificing Governess in the lower of the Tú, —Dakota’s.

In local news, not to be outdone by John Mulaney in L.A., the Pope in Rome (that motherfucker!) will have Whoopie, and Évry motherfucking stand-up comedian-nes is in Rome. In ROME, Perrine, in Rome… now that, that’s Amor, eh! The event will end centuries of INCELS at the Vatican once Bergoglio has Whoopi with Goldberg.

In honor of Francisco getting down with Goldberg, the Lorde, herself, will grant Catholics (those motherfuckers) a funny bone with some elbow grease and a pound of Humérus from one of Eve’s baby back ribs.

Still to come, where in the world is Ferguson, today? Probably speculating about Joe Biden being a terrible Mussolini supporter in Saint-Vincent (Aosta Valley, Italy).

What a difference six months makes, on the university TENURED track…

Sources close to 2014, following the demise of Los Angeles and Big Trouble in Little China Town relay that Alanis Morisette finally grew tired of Francisco’s prayers and goD herself put some humor on the Dogma, at the event, Cardinal Glick was front row with the drummer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in the blistering sun…

And, Perrine Stormed³, the Jean Doctor has left The Valley, Issy, he’s got a Mavericks sticker on his Cadillac, and he could care less about young Americans trying to be pimps with 50¢ in their Jeans, génie 🧑‍🎤, period.

³~. Please be advised that in honor of the greatest military feat since Independence Day in 1996, Perrine’s nomENclature has been fortified to Nato specs.

Almond Joy… the future of L.A.

And, Alicia Menendez… Biden finally recognizes, Öüï, and Évry body went, “meh!”

Escape From L.A. — The Calamari Revelation and other Fish conspiracies Issy.

Right before the 2028 Olympics, the help is going to kill Évry Fucking Body in Beverly Hills… and Mayor Bass won’t be able to save a volunteer, or something like that.

In local news, Paris will burn aussi, literally. Paris will turn into a semi-arid almost fertile desert 🏜️ just like Durango, complete with NARCOS and elites from el Tec de Monterrey… and Barbara Caroll de Obeso will be the Mexican Ambassador to France, it will be her ultimate reward for bringing Viva México to the 20éme.

Anyhow tomorrow is a referendum to 14 June of 2004, when the French lead l’ABSTENTION (57,5 %) to Victory at the ballot box… hilarity ensued when Ray Charles, and Eye is Knot making this up, “Hit The Road,” Jacques… and never came back no’mo, no’mo, Gnomo!

 

Not New Orleans, but the real Orléans

🎶 There is, a house, in Orléans… they ( 🇮🇱 ) call it the Rising Right, and it’s been, the ruin, of many a-Boy, and Loi°ret, —Macron is one.

The Animals in The House of The Rising Right… Vote Pussy Cat straight down the ballot 🇪🇺, period! 😺

After the break, it’s “La Señora presidente”… in México it is not a choice, Pussy’s gonna rule for the next Six Years starting on December the first.

El Son de La Negra 🌑

Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac follows