Wo früher meine Leber war, ist heute eine Minibar
… it’s Munich’s birthday, just in time to start the festivities in Berlin, and I swear that Eye is Knot making this up.
… just don’t ask Henry The Horse, becuase he is a natural enemy of Henry The Löwenbräu.
It’s Beer Thirty at The Morning Mika’s Show… Prost! Now, by the time that the 4th hour of The Al Franken Show arrived, Chris Matthews had downed an entire keg of Milwaukee’s Best [Champagne] and Mara Gay was downing chasers and challenged Mika for to a Wet T-Shirt contest… Oh Deer! Cousin Joe is plastered on the Güey tú early, set.

Contra puntos… 1982, Margaret Thatcher celebrates the conditional surrender of La Argentina en Las Falkland Islands.
🍻… any minute now, Schiltz is going to be Schlitz out of luck and Joe Scarborough is going to go on a Frontier Gibberish Rant.
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Now before we get to our favorite year, month and They, Adrienne Elrod just tipped the Budweiser Clydesdale ponies and that Crazy bitch kicked the Dalmatian off of the beer truck.
Any how it’s Flag Day in Hawaii, and here is Joe Scarborough talking American exeptionalism gibbrish and pondering with Willie Geist if Don King kicked the spit bucket already:
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Territory_of_Hawaii# /media /File:School_Begins_ (Puck_Magazine_1-25-1899) .jpg
As a matter of fact, it was the very French in 1777 who selected the name for The 1775 Continental’s Army tabloid “Thee Stars and Stripes”, following Adolph Hitler’s Night of the living ANSCHLUSS in March of 1938 and the Very Consequential Nazi Occupation of Paris, France, on a day like today, in 1938… Hitler’s incursion into Paris was an example of “Time-delayed Karma” for the beginning of the French colonization of Algeria in 1830 and for declaring Arabic a “foreign language” in that African colony.
Over at the Avi Velshi’s “book banned club”, it’s Filthy Animals of the Bible, by Dorothy P. Lathrop. The author of that book won a prestigious children’s book award and it convinced the Vatican in 1966 to abolish the “Index Librorum Prohibitorum which was instituted by Cardinal Ximénez (of Monty Phyton’s fame) way back in 1557, and here is where Öüï takes the time to Claire-if-Eye that Milwuakee is fine, Boston!!! Now that’s a shit town, and here is why:
https ://www .cnn .com /2024/06/14 /europe /pope-comedians-vatican -intl-hnk /index .html
Because it happened in JUNE, in June, Willie Geist, June the 10th to be precise when Bridget MAGNUS was not expecting the Spanish Inquisition, because as Cardinal Ximénez says, “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition”, or something like that, anyhow, on June the 10 Bridget (now BISHOP) was poked with the soft cushions, tied to the infamous “Comfy Chair”, and then she was hanged with a guitar string, and all of the Boston beaners celebrated with BECK’s cult in Saint-Denis 93000.
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