And in Washington… Nicolle redefines the promise of The Ark

It’s no longer an Arc, and it is now re-nomenclaturized to The Rainline, and she did, IT!, on Deadline. Prisms everywhere are concerned, with good reason because light benders everywhere don’t know what is going to happen to future re-mastered copies of The Dark Side of The Moon.

Un–curve your enthusiasm

Un–curve your enthusiasm 🏛EFCEC32F-E42E-4FC2-B852-20C4B81B0419 🏚 FLOTUS has done, IT!, again. In the final stretch of the Presidential Election the executive housewife joined forces with vice-president Pence and together those two confiscated the Rainbow and took it upon themselves [to prescribe to the optical mirage] a  straightening re-programming therapy in an effort to pander to the undecided “Kentuky kluky” vote. The FO’ist to complaint were The IRISH arguing that the first housewife has no right to fuck with and Eye quotes, “fuck Mí Lucky Charms”.

After the break it’s Time for “Super Mansions of The Rich”, the leading magazine for American-style castles trends. In this edition, P.M. Joy reviews Melania’s new executive STOREfront awnings.

But FO’ist:

Vámonos pues a “La Chingada
y que
Chingue a su madre
Pancho Villa y sus Duarades
de La Sorbonne

And In Mexico, Jacoff (it’s prönounced Jacob) Soberoff is traveling to Palenque, in the former Guatemalan territory that the most piss-on guest at the Cemetery of Montparnasse¹ in France (off-course) confiscated from the Chapines² (no-less) in the same fashion that Andrew Jackson made of Texas (in 1836)  an independent republic and later, (in 1845) James KNOX Polk would recognized The Lone Star as the mostexceptional and pampered” state of “a more perfect” RACIST Union. Come along, Avi Velshi, it’s the end of the official Summer (pandemic) of 2020Yeah Buddy!

https ://history .state .gov /countries /texas

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/09/04 /viaja-amlo-a-su-finca-en-palenque-chiapas -7459.html

Issy, doña Mueller de AMLO, ‘íjese que en Los Hilos de Hawaii, las tangas de Sasha se cruzan con los hilos de la Tia Tati Clouthier, en Santa Qtarina, off–course, y por estos lares son las 11 horas (en los dos meridianos del reloj) aunque usted, marchantita, no lo crea.

A tale of two Fuentes — Foreward to the Root (Magazine)

24 Horas con Jacobo Sable d’oquis:

Rockit

Rockit .:. 9CCF5C7A-B42B-4EFE-B60B-5E57C14C4E88 ✈️ “Corre y se Va!” meets “¿En dónde quedó la BOLITA‽” —_•!•_— Empty “American” fact Nº 4; in 2014/2016, at the {IHEAL} professor John Mill Ackerman invented the « Circle The Wagons » strategies whenever he was asked about the [then] upcoming election of 2018 in México; the Santa Barbara native turned to the “tlatoaniinthe making” youth of Morena-Francia and the neo–zapatista “artists” del Frente Amplio mexicano, or worst, hid Sous Les Jupes de su mujer/esposa/colega. “Nuevo pensamiento Crítico”, my ass! More like a ’join us, y pare de sufrir’… ¿de que sabor va usted a querer su TAnG, Mr. Jim Jones‽

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/02/10/opinion/016a1pol

Deer, Jason Johnson, we [the staff] have noticed that in recent weeks, which are like dog years in Trumpian times, you have been a sort of designated hitter for the Peacock team on things related to Andrés López, the president of the United States of Mexico. It figures, that of all of the anchors and “Mel Gibson’s*” on the programming bar, o la barra de programación, it would be a black dude who would take on the challenge. My Nigga, but… or rather, howEva, it is mandatory to post the French Pledge of Allegiance when using Municipal Networks in France, especially in Paname, so before we get started, please stand at attention when you, Sir, don’t read this most non consequential blog:

Nous (o sea, Francia) sommes un pays qui respecte encore la primauté de la penseé et de l’intelligence. (Nº 2526, Pg. 4)

(subtitles for John Heilemann)

Ellos (o sea, Francia) son un país que respeta …

The one thing that France doesn't know

The one thing that France doesn’t know .:. 4BF55665-16C2-4209-B95A-7B0E5564DC2F —_•!•_— Godwin’s Law, the exception to a Talents and Skills Go To Jail Card.

Donc, dicho eso, we [the staff] begin our soliloquy, which is French for a « man » who “entertains himself”, or « with himself », (SOL, pg. 866) with your observation a couple of Dog Day Afternoons ago when you paralleled “Bernie’s” possible election to the White House in 2020 to AMLO’s arrival to Los Pinos in 2018. That is to say, by gaining the majority of the Mexican vote due to the disillusionment of the Mexican electorate with their elected officials since the installment of the Mexican Constitution of 1917.

For the record, Jason Johnson, Los Hilos de Sasha^  should not be a {set} on the Venn diagram of Hilo, Hawaii, because as “Lagrimas de Perro” would say: no es lo mismo, ni es igual.

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* Road Warrior, as in “Apocalypto” for Mad MAXimilian’s way before the Rosbif convicts from the British Empire set encroached the Kiwi neighborhood.

Nº 2526: lecteur@cnewsmatin.fr; 02/07/2020

SOL: Petit LaRousse en couleurs. Librairie Larousse, 1972.

^ Los Hilos de Sasha: The soft porn actress widow of Mexican President, José “Memo” Abel López Portillo y Pacheco.