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Room for other people — The They’b Afta

Anora No, an hora es hora de la novela rusa de Pretty Woman 👠 on the tubes. Anora No, is rated PG~13. No one under 12 will be admitted without a step-sibiling 🛋️.

Traveling at the speed of sound… Alias has to be mindful of the vibrations, one wrong shuffle or heavy foot drop and Timmy would go the way of a Chilean kayaking fool auditioning for the role of Jonah in the Old Jesus version of a bible, which is why “A Complete Unknown” is but a barely perceptible Sound in the Tracks. Wait for the sign Al, wait for it, wait 🌐…

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The They’b Afta.

In the mean while, Ewe don’t have to watch Dynasty if y’all seen “As The World Turns” to know that le meilleur film non-anglophone is also not in Espagnol, and [that] Wild Robots don’t mix with Norbot’s fowl.

Breaking in Paris:
SHAKIRA
Sources close to CNewS relay that Shakira quit The OPUS DEI and Pascal Praud had a little fucking garden gnome visit the Colombian entertainer before a show.

Boy… you’ll be a man soon, but first you must go and take some Spanish courses at your Community College and get a “B”.

 

Soundtrack Synopsis Son by:
Rudy And The New Huevos Rancheros.

Mexican-Americans… 🎶 hang around with Dominicans and form a cartel in San Pedro Macori and groom baseball players for the Los Angeles Dodgers [short-stop roster] in Chávez Ravine.

… and Charlotte Bibring, never mind Paris in the vague de Varda

Smoke’Em #if-and-only IFfffff, Alicia Menendez, you’ve GOT IT!

Golden Slumbering in Dakota’s Territory. GSDT

 GSDT comes courtesy of Tinta Libre en El País. The content in the golden Crappers comes from Wednesday’s edition (XV-I-MMXXV)… Entonces pues, doña Pepa 🦪 Bueno (|) pay attention now because Alias in Durango³ is going to name un nuevo quite para la fiesta 🐂 brava after unas vueltas con La 💃🏽Verónica.

³~. that’s Timothée Chalamet as Bob Zimmerman, or “Cuarto hombre” en San José de Las Panochas; a.k.a. (de Bellavista).

Issy–Bibring… this is Mando’s Times in Paris and it’s still the Top of The First, Agnès Varda is playing Centerfield and Bob Uecker is at The Plate. It’s a double-header to they, Alicia Menendez, so put some Coke next to Richard Steele’s coffee.

Just the facts, doña Pepa… just the facts.

Silver Spoonfuls of Crap follow… but Eye agrees with Symone, simón que sí Michael Steele, Öüï needs a roll for this crapper, and Eye believes that Beavis said it best when he was Deported to Tamaulipas: Eye Will Bring TP to my people, and youse not Charlie, nigga’!!! what’s with the turtle neck???  

¿En dónde está la biblioteca?

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From the outside looking in: Pete Rose

The Gambler

You never count the hits… when you’re stealing 3rd Base at the top of the 9th.

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Moving on 💯 Happy Birthday, Mister Peanut!

Just between Ewe and Mí, how much did the 1980 General Élection cost? Friends in low places relay that in The U.K. the obscene 50 million £ cost of rosbifland elections can’t begin to compare with the pornographic billion-plus tag of any given first 🇺🇸 Tuesday in November.

En fin… Knot, to be undone by John Wayne and Susana Puveda romp on Sunday, Joe Scarborough jumps on the Country Movies soundtrack bandwagon and the son of a bitch brings out Garth Hill to compete with Alias.

With that in mind, get out your POPCORN 🍿… the first feature is, “So Now You Want To Be A Communist?

So Now You Want To Be A Communist? Is the story of AUTOMATION and U.S. of America dock workers.

So Now You Want To Be A Communist? Is now playing on every motherfucking dock from TAMPICO, Tamaulipas, and along the Zydeco sounds, under the ARMPIT of América, which is Florida and over and up next to where the 🌬️ thunder ⛈️ just 🌀 rolled and along the Carolinas all the Way To Bruce Springsteen’s home. Glory Days, —indeed.