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Cinco Puntos : it’s been a long time since the tuck and roll³

Not afraid of Pirates

Ibid.1986

Practice What You Preach:
AMERICA… Meu 🇮🇪 Pais 🏌🏼Europe Wins Ryder’s Cup despite bitches in the midst, Pablo Torre relays.

Huge American Flags on a Recreational Pick-up Truck.

Stop fucking with Kyle’s Jew Mom.

³~. The Anarchist Cookbook… and Zeppelin, Mitt, goes here, “because corporations are PEOPLE too!”, according to former Wolverine Governor’s Son, Mitt Romney².

No Static

²~. Now then, Alexandre, welcome to the place Where Évry motherfucking Body knows your name ; any 🦉 hoot, Alex-an-Dre you might be wondering what The Great State of The Latter THEY Saints in Michigan has to do with MEXICAN 🌮 NEWS 📰, funny your street-roaming ass should ask, y para andar sin RODEOS en Hidalgo del Parral, that’s because Senator (R-MI) Mitt Romney was named after that great state’s geographical shape on a map (in any dimension) and because his daddy, the late-Governor Jorge W. Romney was born in Mexico, right next to where Pancho Villa took a piss and where he [ mi General Francisco “Doroteo“ Villa] was sacrificed by PACO IGNACIO TAIBO II… Öüï brings you the news of Inde en Durango

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Sr. Nájar: O mio babbino caro… this is actually, the third act

Issy-Ramón Quintana Woodstock-en-Órbita, estó es un Cambio de Tercio y el próximo toro le corresponde a Omar García de los 43 de Ayotzinapa con un semental de 15 toneladas de plata canadiense* extraída de Durango y por supuesto… Zacatecas también.

Eye was Dare the Eagle tú. Any 🦉hoot señor Jan Martínez Ahrens, el traductor automático enuncia que la renuncia del abogado de los 43 de Ayotzinapa se da un mes “despues” del 11º aniversario de que la prefectura de París me retirase mi estancia de residente legal. La realidad de las traducciones es de que eso pasó en el mes de septiembre y no en agosto.

PSA: todos los músicos de Valeria 🚇 Precoz son putos.

Noticias Agencia de Nice… I spoke to the photographer that clicked you on that protest against Le Pen way back then when his daughter Marine was sowing her whiskers 😼 at la Úniversite de Fréjus, but that has nothing to do with Mr. Verga at Seguros Generali…

And Zeppelin goes here

you can continue to shift la cornada to your childhood neighbor but like Eye said, Öüï traced-and-tracked back the photojournalist who fucked you like a Client on Jefferey Epstein’s list, way-back-then. Enjoy your mini 🇬🇧

Click 📸 Musical Guest: Def Leppard

I’ve seen that Circle, tú.

Where to begin, where? How about at the beginning, book 1.

No le hagas al ensarapado, TACO… it’s not Biden’s War, it was an illegal invasion by Russia 🪆 and FOX News. Pero sí Nancy Sam’er esto ya está como agua para chocolate pero con aroma al nejayote de la tortillería de mis vecinos en San José de Las Panochas, Durango.

El Ensarapado no es de Saltillo… es sin°ALO°ense y no lleva EL ACENTO de Don King.

Sorry if them “greasers” from El Paso took a wrong turn in Albuquerque, Joe Elliott… Öüï’s just sitting with a Gypsy lookin’ pretty, That’s 💔 All 🇮🇱 Volks!

But nevermind las aguas de marzo, over at BFM’er TV (now Channel 13) the leaves have fallen and the last of the Summer 2025 Music Fests at La Seine hasn’t happened yet, though the stage is already set.

Photograph

Día Internacional Mundial del Mundo de Le Monde en tu jpeg de Hoy 🇬🇧.

Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Neo-haciendas, néo-colonial-IS-is-IMMO_bilier and of course neo-Nazis

Don’t fuck around with “El Pi.pi.ri.pao”.

Issy… arriba del cerro matarón a un hombre, d’esos q’En la noche se salen a miar. Trou 🕳️ Story de Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.

 

No me levante la Vox…
Tampoco me hable tan fuerte
Yo no ando con medias, transa
Soy un hombre diferente

Amores Fingidos — A Face in The Crowd.

Los Plebeyos
El Diferente

Never mind the pope’s TWO BROTHERS, Salvador Allende was with Dylan in Durango

Dalmatians look great on a John Lennon Collection Winter Coat, but “hot chilli peppers” taste better con una helada en El Salto.

Feel Her Love ~ Let The Sun Shine In

It’s a romance thing, you cock suckers along MADISON AVENUE wouldn’t understand but you just keep.playing Hendrix on a loop ➿ with a laugh track to make Mika come on the set.

Ewe fools, I told you that Ben Wanted A Fucking TURKEY on that film :

Michelle my 🔔… you are going to need a National Security Adviser and, ma’am I’m Your Hegseth, Bay-Bee, and yes I too “like, Frédéric “fucking” Chopin with a 🪓 to grind, Eye gots’ a MACHETE aussi y el FILO está  B•i•e•n•  am°ELLA°do.

The Kid Stays in The Picture

The Fed, Kissinger and, Mika’s doctor dad are at a bar, hilarity ensues when Ed Luce spills the Diamonds on them boys best friends 👯👯👯👯🫴

🛎️… Fuck You Zbig and KISSINGER aussie.

🥸… Issy-motherfuckers… Y si. Salvador Allende is alive and well in La Sierra de Durango.

Skate on this Barranca you radical “chavo 🛹ruco” and lose your head, literally, on a different kind of “cordillera” entre Santiago Papas-quieres y El Triángulo Dorado just a short piss-a-way from

Hey Ed Luce, you fucking CUNT. Do you play drums? Can you improvise, or are you just a little butler-boy?

Get a haircut, you hippie… Badum-Tisch 🥁

Ladies in Gemini : Les Accablantes Citrouilles

The Severed Garden between two theatres.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

Doña Ana County (N.M.) resident since Tombstone was a thing.

 

The End

Or is it?

 

Val Kilmer stars as Mickey 18.

The Maverick? Never met that prick, maybe Tom Cruz knows.

Hey, you! Get out of my plot.

Remember Durango, Larry? Well nevermind that shit here comes Vera Cruz

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she did squeezed Chuck’s lemons, so Zeppelin probably goes here but Öüï’s not 2-sure about a collarless jailbird jean jacket, but being that The Republic went from Lafayette to Himmler in less than a trip to Mars, my guess is that Chuck could very well be singing, Duh!!! —Promised 🇮🇱 Reich.

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she squeezed Chuck’s lemons. Eye just can’t say and/or stress that enough.

Goooooo, Dodgers.

🪄 Gaita Frenética  🎩…
Vamos al fandango
🫵🏽

Note to editors 🐶…
Pay attention perros,
After the bridge, Wee’s gonna cover
The Birth of Corn Dog 🐕

Vizorek is not funny: said the werewolves, terrible comedian, une minute de silence, France Tú killed the funnies in Moulineaux.

En México hoy hay PUENTE por los Óleos del Tata. Sin EMBARGO (no pun intended, Animal Político) las remesas gave more, a lot more, and unless Elon Musk extinguished your USAid “terror-dollars” (Animal Político)… dangling participle goes here… [A]nd if you know who Brian Lesko is, then you know that Brian Lesko was the shit.

Bailemos la Gaité … yo poncho y jorrobo tú corsé y corpiño 👅

Sopht-porn lover and part-time French politician demands that Columbia returns Lady Liberty to its rightful place, The Suez Canal 🗽, or Egypt if La Gaité Lyrique is occupied by ‘the masses’.

 

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Room for other people — The They’b Afta

Anora No, an hora es hora de la novela rusa de Pretty Woman 👠 on the tubes. Anora No, is rated PG~13. No one under 12 will be admitted without a step-sibiling 🛋️.

Traveling at the speed of sound… Alias has to be mindful of the vibrations, one wrong shuffle or heavy foot drop and Timmy would go the way of a Chilean kayaking fool auditioning for the role of Jonah in the Old Jesus version of a bible, which is why “A Complete Unknown” is but a barely perceptible Sound in the Tracks. Wait for the sign Al, wait for it, wait 🌐…

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It’s A Cyclops World 

The They’b Afta.

In the mean while, Ewe don’t have to watch Dynasty if y’all seen “As The World Turns” to know that le meilleur film non-anglophone is also not in Espagnol, and [that] Wild Robots don’t mix with Norbot’s fowl.

Breaking in Paris:
SHAKIRA
Sources close to CNewS relay that Shakira quit The OPUS DEI and Pascal Praud had a little fucking garden gnome visit the Colombian entertainer before a show.

Boy… you’ll be a man soon, but first you must go and take some Spanish courses at your Community College and get a “B”.

 

Soundtrack Synopsis Son by:
Rudy And The New Huevos Rancheros.

Mexican-Americans… 🎶 hang around with Dominicans and form a cartel in San Pedro Macori and groom baseball players for the Los Angeles Dodgers [short-stop roster] in Chávez Ravine.

… and Charlotte Bibring, never mind Paris in the vague de Varda

Smoke’Em #if-and-only IFfffff, Alicia Menendez, you’ve GOT IT!

Golden Slumbering in Dakota’s Territory. GSDT

 GSDT comes courtesy of Tinta Libre en El País. The content in the golden Crappers comes from Wednesday’s edition (XV-I-MMXXV)… Entonces pues, doña Pepa 🦪 Bueno (|) pay attention now because Alias in Durango³ is going to name un nuevo quite para la fiesta 🐂 brava after unas vueltas con La 💃🏽Verónica.

³~. that’s Timothée Chalamet as Bob Zimmerman, or “Cuarto hombre” en San José de Las Panochas; a.k.a. (de Bellavista).

Issy–Bibring… this is Mando’s Times in Paris and it’s still the Top of The First, Agnès Varda is playing Centerfield and Bob Uecker is at The Plate. It’s a double-header to they, Alicia Menendez, so put some Coke next to Richard Steele’s coffee.

Just the facts, doña Pepa… just the facts.

Silver Spoonfuls of Crap follow… but Eye agrees with Symone, simón que sí Michael Steele, Öüï needs a roll for this crapper, and Eye believes that Beavis said it best when he was Deported to Tamaulipas: Eye Will Bring TP to my people, and youse not Charlie, nigga’!!! what’s with the turtle neck???  

¿En dónde está la biblioteca?

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