Tag Archives: Ain’t no God in Mexico

Bobby who, Mister SANTANA?

That’s “López” not KEYS and no, Bobby’s not related to CARLOS but he sure knows how to FUCK MEXICO like Antonio did way back when Davy Crockett was selling slaves in TEXAS (illegally, Öüï might add).

Previously on “Cambio de Vías” : authentic French “gravel foundation” for sale. Act now and get your “sleepers” at a fraction of the cost, switching hardware for free and railtracks at a 2 for 1 price from the original One-for-All discount.

 

If you know who “Los Hijos de Sánchez” are then perhaps you might get to understand why the former Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, chose to live in a place called of all things :

LA CHINGADA

Los Hijos d’AMLO, más pobres que los de Sánchez y más ratas que los de López Portillo, y eso ya es mucho—mucho que decir.

perhpas, and maybe it’s just a coincidence, pero si, a excepción del más pequeño de los cuatro (que se le conocen a don AMLO) los tres³ son unos verdaderos HIJOS de LA CHINGADA.

³~. Pepe, Andy, y Bobby*

*~. Not a true “Bobby” on account that his name is Gonzalo and not Robert.

It turns out that “Bobby” was installed as the Honorary Supervisor (glorified caporal, really) of the recently de-railed transoceanic train

Last Week to They — Eight years ago

At the movies… The Office of Ungentlemanly Middle Fingers, produced by The Top Gun guy and other assorted propaganda peddlers on The Morjo Show.

🩱🖕👙

Over in Australia, the filthy French just went up an escalator, hilarity ensues when MALL visitors realize that opening at the Movies it’s one about blowing-up submarines deals, or something like that… and of course, Évry body lived happily ever after.

Across The Atlantic it’s Au diable dieu, what kind of a doG releases pollen on Voix Jour. Ewe and yer’Fucking obstacles Elohim… Mme. Poisson is good for fucking not for singing, plus her allergies are the talk of the shift.

… featuring the music of La Pompadour’s music 🪞 love 🪞 toys and the daft croix-es-es, —ese.

The French’s version of PANAMA on the Morjo Show… between twisted lines.

³.~ Context follows, obey!

In this section the student will learn about negros in them United States; the year is 1964 and over at Morning Joe it’s El Año³ Cero de La Ley (de Chile).

³~. El día es HOY… 🎶 y mañana su continuidad.

Black Rebel Communists of Princeton and the adventures of ‘A Pygmy’ by Eddie Gloude Jr… Phase two, in which Doris removes her unmentionables and ‘Let It Be… Naked’ on the pool with President Lyndon Bains Johnson. Country music, it goes without mention, was playing on the radio and there is no record as to where, or what, Mr. Johnson’s fingers were up to.

God bless the children of Rush Limbaugh*, Ronald Reagan, and of course David Lee Roth, in Panama!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-ryusuke-hamaguchi

*~. The 📻 beast.

Over at the Susana Pubeda pirate siren radio,  Tokyo Joe hijacked Roxy’s music and, The Philippines are like the little mean-ass chihuahua puppy that could, in the China Sea.

Vaya con dios, just don’t go to Matamoros, because God ain’t there.

… and Berkeley aussi.

My Kind of NARCOS — NORDAKA

Proof that “norteños” are professionals, as opposed to their  “sureño” counterparts in México, where Öüï can’t re-iterate this enough, there is no fucking god.

“The Gulf Cartel Scorpions Group strongly condemns the events of last Friday, March 3 in which unfortunately an innocent working mother died and four U.S. citizens were kidnapped, of which two died. For this reason, we decided to hand over those directly involved and responsible for the aforementioned acts, who at all times operated under their own determination and indiscipline and against the rules in which the [Gulf Cartel] always operates.” In an unrelated “manta” tied on the guardrails of a POPULAR BRIDGE, The Gulf Cartel kindly reminded the population to KNOT forget to SPRING FORWARD this SUNDAY after the Emilio “El INDIO” Fernández statuettes are passed out, literaly.

Note to Father James and Amira AL-SHARIF, this is the part of the Play that Öüï likes to refer to as:

AMLO : Nous ne permettrons jamais une intervention militaire américaine au Mexique³

INTERMEZZO
and/or
intermezzi³

³~. Plural form of an intermission.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/09 /estados/ apprehended, ‘the shit’, leader of the Gulf Cartel in Reynosa

With that in mind ⊥, and before Eye takes a look at that Da Vinci’s  “SOUPER SUPPER”, please don’t forget overlook the fact that for this theme, Mí remains fixed in an orthogonal sector and, “by extension, orthogonality (as explained for the MASSes in wikipedia) is also used to refer to the separation of specific features of a system.

{and}

After the Break, The C.I.A. at TuLane University admits that the agency “helped” the current Mexican populist government to hit the competition of el cártel del golfo, in SINALOA. Over in TEXAS, our man in TuLane, also relayed that ELON MUSK is buying the State of Texas, except for the Austin City Limits known as the outer limits of KING RANCH.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/3/10 /The CIA reveals that it supported the AMLO government in coups against the Sinaloa Cartel and fentanyl -303400 .html

On the menu: A hamburger with a donut for a bun… 👌You Woman’s Rights in Paris.

Previously on, Alejandro González Iñárritu can lick on my Cat Soup Paletas ✊🏼

Samuel Cook’s Drive-Inn

…

Across the border, El Doctor Simi awaits a new shipment of The Morning After … Pill☢️… reality sets in and “abortion” is a word that is relegated back to the dark ages and Öüï shall KNOT speak of it.

Musical guest: A cover of Kate’s Bush.

… Congratulations to the 45th President of The United States of America for his victory today, your cult just got stronger. But you know what, Oli and some other skinny bastard (at The Johnny Hallyday Plaza) are going to perform more introspective shows, apparently they became French Paratroopers in Bulgaria, and then, after that —after party— you are going down, Donald Trump.

 

Dear, WASP and other assorted shades of Americans³

Ladies in Gemini, ASEGOVIA3 is proud to present to you a CLEAR and PRESENT BACKGROUND, in case anybody is wondering what The UCRAINE, in Ucrania of course, has to do with what happens in MEXICO, and as all EWEs know already, this motherfucking blog is about the things that happen in MEXICO, via las afueras de La Bendita Sorbonne y Science[s]Po.

In local news, Hoy No Hubo Jazz… some bum is gettin’ all nostalgic en “L’oscure²” with the Charbonne.

Anuncio:

Is that a Topo Chico next to that Ale? Or is that cupcake just asking for, IT!?

².~ Ahour apologies for mispelling your name, Pedro Panacea,
o como dice, —Gignac en Monterrey:
Pierre Lescure.

³.~ Especially the ‘kind’ with an Opuntia cacti pad on the forehead.

Unlike Poker this is a game of chance… ask Rachel Maddow, she’s the msnbc TOLUCA-PEMEX connection on the Give Up You Nuke technology program from the PENTAGONE.
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In the mean time, EUROPE, don’t be such a WUSS, cut that RUSSIAN oil supply. Show some backbone you Coq Suckers, Ewes.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /mexico-suspends-subsidy-gasoline-border-region-with-us- 2022-04-02/?utm_source=reddit.com

Remember, “the alamo“?
or was it,
“América, love it or leave it!“???

{and} Mr. NATO Secretary, nevermind the GALL of those “frontier” PATRIOTS crossing into México in order to mitigate the FUEL crisis.

NOVA

Stupid Americans, what they don’t KNOW is that what they save in that FULL GALLON of Unleaded, they spend in EUROS because in México, “los litros no son de a litro”. Look it up, or ask those “local” EL DIARIO de Juárez–New York Times vetted-reporters guides, they know all the “CLAVES”.