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It’s gold, Harris, gold!

Quays drapped in gold, Au!

Hoy no hubo Joe

 

… Meanwhile in Louisiana, Carville didn’t see his shadow when he came out of his muted cave. The glass recycling service could not handle the empty bottles of Scotch that maintained Carville lit up while he hibernated at CNN.

Regardless, it’s nice when the alcoholic ostrich-alien-human hybrid doesn’t cast a shadow on his own cave. In any case, situation or, scénario, please be advised that sound are is disabled during tests of the Emergency Olympics Commission, this is only a test.

Please do not try to adjust your settings, this a test. This only a test 📡.

 

Deer, Jean-Luc… “que dijo mi mamá, que siempre no”, enjoy The Olympics from your ivory fief. Say Hello to Nicolas Maduro en Táchira, Venezuela, querido camarade! {ja, ja, ja.}

The head of state argued on Tuesday that “until mid-August, we must be focused on the Games”.

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… the pimp move on the part of Emmanuel here, which no SciencesPo specialist on ENArkistas de Paris will tell you on BFM TV, is that mister Macron had no problem nuking the lower chamber of Solférino after his political party, called “The Macronists”, decided to dissolve Maud Gatel’s play time with democracy, but now he’s gonna play the French classic: closed for Summer vacation, now fuck off.

Told y’all that August was coming

Hail to the 👑 king. An apology for Sin Semilla en Saint-Denis (93).

The question here, as an undocumented person in France right now, is the following, is the cabinet post of prime minister really necessary? I don’t know, why not add a crown on each and every official photograph of President Macron.

 

And now, Witness To His-Story 2008—2015

From the producers of Charles E. Bohlen and The Leningrad Cowboys, in association with VIVOS SE LOS LLEVARON a París, y PENDEJOS los regresaron hasta Ayotzinapa.

But first, it’s our annual Captain Louis Renault Award.

“I can’t believe that there is fascism in the Fraternity house!”.

At the wheel.

Minuto 90 + 4 :

GERMANIA 1 — Hispania 1

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Ladies in Gemini, French gremlins from The Economist and EUROPE 1 prevented this most non-consequential blog from finishing the HISPANIA vS Germania match just before La Roja told the CNEWS matin: NO PASARÁN.

In other news, a lackluster performance between Cristiano Ronaldo and Antoine Griezmann secured a semi-final match between La France de Vichy and La España de Franco at the ballot 🇪🇺 box on Sunday

¡No Pasarán!

 

Una desolución brutal …

Stage one is a success for the macronists, the Left is out, and Le Pen just told Victor Hugo to go back to Jersey without passing Go and without collecting the majority at l’Assemblée.

Oh… the humanity, la Rance is on top.

 

… and Katty Kay, it’s been brought to our attention that on Yesterday‘s entry, on which Öüï made reference to Vicki Carr arch-nemesis, Eydie Gormé (y Los Panchos), Eye confused Greek mythology with Indo-Aryan Bhagavad Gita.

Nothing could be further from the truth, Inés, ask Jason, that faggot owes Mí five Drachmas!

As a mater of fact, a juggernaut is a LITERAL or METAPHORICAL force regarded as merciless, destructive, and unstoppable, according to the Wikipedias³, which is why Öüï used the term ARGONAUT to describe the OIL industry, because unlike the Indo-Aryan avatar, which cannot be stopped, an Argonaut can sucumb to something as enticing as Susana Poveda’s chant on l’Île-de-France.

Good thing Orpheus digs our groove and Charlotte Bibring’s siren call can be subliminally attenuated to acceptable harmonies, but just stop and think for one Red Hot Minute in Death Valley, California, what would happen if Rachida Dati gets her way in the merger of the medias in Issy-de-Radio France?

Circé would take over and all of the listeners on Club Jazz a fip would be turned into pigs… that’s what would develop if Dati gets her güey at Matignon.

Previously at, ‘the elementary school that ends where La Bagagerie begins³’

³~. Bureau de Vote nº3, Paris, Châtelet.

Évry body’s got to learn sometimes.

 

And, Avi Velsho… I happen to know what Simone’s face looked like after you gave it to her on yesterday’s Alicia Steele Show, Simone que sí.

Anyhow, what the French don’t know is that their “so called « Science et Avenir » is now, according to the supremes at the Court in Washington DC, OBSOLETE.

Science et Avenir is now obsolete. After the election, asbestos on automotive break pads and LEADED fuel is going to Rock Ewe.

TOTAL… said, Vicky Carr in El Paso’s Lower Valley, maybe the French energy argonaut knew something in advance that Président Macron didn’t, like perhaps the memo 📝 on how The Chevron case would make science OBSOLETE in/at The White House.

After the break, it’s “Niggers and Spics” for Trump in Virginia… bitch! Ewe’ve gone back to the “good ol’ boys” they, —wey!

 

Breaking News : FIRE at Châtelet

A fire inside of an emergency exit next to the Pinault Centre at Châtelet began to blaze at around 22h.

All the news that fit!

Time now is 22h20 and the fire appears to be contained. White smoke has now replaced the heavy black smoke reminiscent of burning tires.

Magnum, if you’re listening… your shutterbugs are fags.

Fire was finally contained by the Châtelet firefighters, öüï now return to our Emergency exit to catch some Zzz’s before the freaks come out later in the night.

Nothing to see here. Jump from the barricades in ESSEN where the MANNSCHAFT just secured a spot for the Euro €up 2024 Quarter Finals, and SWITZERLAND finally stopped their “neutral” stance and neutered the Italians, in GERMANIA of all places.

Correction Factor… upon further inspection after the “heroic” Westfield Mall « rent-a-pompier » left, our intrepid outdoors reporter, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, walked down from The Bourse de Commerce to re-take the snapshot that the WANNA be fire watcher forced US to erase. Long Story short, the source of the fire location (next to the Allée BALTARD) probably originated from an overheated EXHAUST MOTOR from the swimming pool below.

Outdoors sources at the rue de Ravioli relay that the storefronts are plywood-ready for a possible  KRISTALLNACHT along Champs Elysées.

 

Last week to they: PMU³ politics

³~. « Que les meilleurs gagnent »… Pari mutuelle urbain ♠️♣️♦️♥️🃏.

The King of Terror, Stephen King, can’t be wrong… look it up. The Shark de Saint-Martin is the Argentinian hit of Rosario’s soup kitchen in Buenos Aires. Even the president there, a Donald Trump look-a-like suited up like thresher shark for the opening of Sous La Seine, —at The Rex there.

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I don’t like golf, I also don’t know what a mulligan is; and I don’t know if President Macron’s plays golf, but it seems that the French Constitution (fashioned after the Mexican Constitution of 1917) seems to accommodate for sand traps ⛳ at the ballot box.

The centerfold is knot politics, but maybe it should be, ask Bejo.🦈.

And, Alicia Menendez, I have a bunch of black friends, and I am blacker than a handful of Em#!