Hey, what’s up? —Coffee on a percolator.

Here’s a Smiley: do-You_know-what-would-be_ironic?

Yup, but it’s gonna have to wait
because the answer has to trickle… down.

Colección Hawkers —2016. Diseñados para cuando se te atraviesa un huracán… Con La Colección Hawkers podrás ver todo—como si estuvieras en medio de el Ojo del Huracán…. NOW available at all segoviaspixes photo-chops. segoviaspixes (2011-2016).

In the meantime,
over with CARLOS PUIG
[The MAN WHO IN A DIFFERENT MEXICAN ADMINISTRATION,
during his MILENIO show: EN QUINCE,
praised the dynamic benefit of “AMERICAN CREDIT”,
he [CARLOS] is going to have to pay a lot
of CENAS because he lost his bet on the American Track]
the staff [here] is wondering if don Carlos is going to tip with cash,
or if he is going to write the balance on a Block of Ice?

En Mexico el ELITISMO se mide a partir de los TECNOCRATAS.
En Chihuahua LA DEUDA dejo a la NOMINA sin FONDOS
y un ANTIGUO lotero*
ahora de seguro se va a ir en plan de ESTUDIOS
por una maestria —qué sé yo—
a España, o a Las Canarias, mismas
que, hay que apuntar:
Son Lo Mismo — pero no Son Igual.

* LOTERO. That, Old Chris, is Spanish for
USED CAR SALES MAN in EL PASO, Texas —of all places.

Buenos Días tengan todos y todas sus mercedes.
Hoy es el 11 de noviembre de 2016.
En Directo, desde el Autodromo de Samalayuca:
Checo Pérez [Sergio para los americanos] anda enojado
porque uno de sus patrocinadores comentó sobre unos lentes
que don Checo iba a vender.

Querido CHECO:
Qué bueno Sergio. Qué Bueno que usted rompió
con esa “Marca”.
Otra cosa sería si lo mismo
hubiera hecho usted con TELMEX
porque no sé si áste señor piloto
lo sepa, pero con “la centaveada” que otros
dos tocayos de don Puig le metieron al país,
con eso don Sergio,
se acabaría la pobreza que en México, usted
a través de su fundación trata de combatir.
Si tanto le ofende lo que los señores de las gafas dijeron
dígale lo mismo a La Fundación Televisa
que para taparle el ojo al macho [por el regreso del PRI]
La fundación televisa tuvo que hacer un musi-documental
titulado “Hecho en México”.
Pero No Se Lo Crea Al STAFF:

HÁBLELE y pregúntele a Bernardo Gómez
los porqué de contratar a Duncan Bridgeman para
darle otra cara al Nacionalismo popular.
En las palabras de Duncan Bridgeman, Director del Publi-Musical,
y con una mordida de un TACO sudado
adentro de cada cachete, y con un shot de tequila para tragarlo, él
me lo expuso ansina: Ustedes no podrían hacerlo… ustedes,
siempre se están “peliando”… and that my friend is ironic.
Porque aquí el staff no se está peleando.
Aquí el staff no lo está escupiendo. Aquí el staff simplemente
contrasta dos periodos de la Historia, adecuada a nuestra realidad.
Y eso es todo, y “Aun hay más.”

Mañana arranca el GRANDE PRÊMIO DO BRASIL —2016.
El staff desde aquí le desea lo mejor, y que no se le escape ninguna curva durante las calificaciones para que, aparte de LEWIS, o de NICO—el nombre de ¡SERGIO! Se vea en la página del Calendario Principal de La Formula 1. Buena suerte.

Coming Up: TRMS goes to Boston.
ATTN: Teen-age buzz-feeders from Eastern Europe.
Senator Elizabeth Warren is running for President in —2020.
…and that’s the last word, and nothing but the last word.

Querido Alejandro. Ayer fue el día Zero.

Buenos Días.
Ahorita son treinta y UN minutos
después de las Tres de la Mañana [CET].
En Califas son las seis de las Tarde y en Nueva York
faltan Veinte para un nuevo amanecer.

Y en contexto Nº1:
[BUENO o MALO]
La visita Oficial de Donald Trump
a La Casa Blanca [Original] hoy va a tener su lugar.
Y esa cita con el Nuevo Destino de los Estados Unidos
es la diferencia entre una REPÚBLICA BANANERA
Y una República Democratica.

Querido Alejandro. El próximo año —2017 se van a cumplir SEIS años de aquella entrevista que tú, gentilmente, me otorgaste en La Explanada de Los Derechos Humanos. MORENA-Francia aún no se gestaba; para eso FALTABAN aún, Número uno: la Instalación de la casita blanca mexicana* y la visita del entonces Jefe del Movimiento de Regeneración Nacional en el Estado de Chihuahua, a La Sorbona… Hoy ese profesor es el consejero principal del Partido Acción Nacional [en Chihuahua].

[MONOAUREO UPDATE … ~~a seguir~~]:

En Inglés, un Partido quiere decir: Un Party. En Nicaragua la vicepresidencia se queda en la Familia y en Nueva York, Doni Deutsch va tener competencia —o una aliada— en Español. | Uso justo de todos los BB’s. || Uso justo del RetoBlog de MonoAureo… o acaso, Mi Querido Mono, ¿ya se terminó tu reto?… por cierto Mono, Jorge Orwell te manda “un Smiley” desde el otro lado del monitor. | Ahorita, en este momento, aun nos queda un espacio para enviar un Mensaje a My Cousin Joe: DEAR Cousin Joe, thank you for welcoming us to the General Election Party after the staff here spoke to the IT guy from BuzzFeed. And Cousin Joe, we the staff know that YOU hold our UTEP account in Control —shoutout to the Camera man at [one particular] Bank Location [earlier in your broadcast] we get the message, también. Do What Thou Wilt, cousin—Do What Thou Wilt… having stated that: FUCK the WALL….

En contexto Nº2:
[La Tesis de un Fracaso]
… pero en REVERSA—es decir, Alejandro,
vista a través desde un RETRO_visor.

[…regresamos, ahorita necesito dormir. Dormir cansado].
TimeStamp: 0630 hours in [CE] currency.

TIMESTTAMP: The “you don’t need to show me on the screen” second half of the Third cycle of yesterday’s TRMS…

This is not an internet time-keep… message with a lot of Smiley’s to follow. | Uso justo de todos los medios… | “Oh and by the way…” Quiero dormir cansado” es un Tributo a Juan Gabriel [La Estrella principal del próximamente ex-Gobernador del estado de Chihuahuita]. En la nueva administración —a nivel federal— del 2017, en la Campaña Electoral, el cantante Emmanuel fue promovido al escenario principal como vedette del Partido. Mijares, será el telonero, y Talía y su señor —Sony Music— asignaran al Instituto Mexicano del Sonido como productores del CIRCO MEXICANO de la Elección. DUNCAN BRIDGEman… Of-COURSE será el Director… A “ESA” REVOLUCIÓN, BLOOMBERG POLITICS no la va a Cubrir… PERO EL BUZZ-feed de MéXICO sí. || … But Mr. Mark, you are welcome to join this most unwatched staff. Bring the rest of the Gang, but keep that Doni Guy away from ‘the’ Aguascalientes Bilingual Institute of English Speak. And Doni, it’s not because the staff here doesn’t like you —CLARO que NO, Doni— the reason to keep you away from Aguascalientes TV is because in that land PEYOTE thrives. It Grows in every corner, in every Wall. But you can join us in a little Ranch called “La Chingada”… y de allí nos vamos a tirar clavados a La Quebrada. Or not. In Acapulco, Doni—EVERYBODY loves THE HUFFINGTON post… there! There you have it. We love you Doni—and Beto también. ||| In 2017 ACAPULCO GOLD for everyone… or not, To the next President of the ~~United States of México~~ United Mexican States: end the war on Drugs… My Cousin Joe got it Right: PEOPLE are trying to survive.

En el próximo Capitulo: La Tesis de un Fracaso… El nuevo disco de Molotov, ahora al estilo SinFonico acompañado por La Banda del Recodo… ahorita, es la pausa de los 20 minutos. … and Earthquakes in Oklahoma are not a Thing of NATURE… Dear WaPo mayor.

Breaking the news… 1400 hrs. CET
The staff wanted to do some Brian Williams trademarked “housekeeping and maths“. Sadly, immediately after a guy named Mike [he’s from Michigan] called for a “turn ’em off, turn ’em of”, a guy named Eric CANTOR pop’s up on the Comming Up Screen. Eric Cantor. His middle name is Ivan and his greatest hits include: Barry and Me.

Unfortunately, the staff didn’t have the opportunity to watch. Our mice control unit needed litter. Coincidence, who knows, the staff here is not a French red panda firefox; maybe Mr. Cantor just happened to drop by the set on his way to a pretzel stand on 6th Ave, who knows. Or maybe the Washington Post just happened to bump his corporate suitcase in Helsinki, or Dubai, or Beijing—or AguasCalientes; who knows.

Maybe, if things go well, the staff gets to catch Line 3 and listen to what a Tom Colburn on-air interview is going to sound like —on Cable TV— of course. Who knows, maybe Drunk History on the Comedy Central Show is already capturing it in their very own TransNational way: Eugenio Derbez lo va a producir con puros actores ingleses.

Right now Green, Orange and some other guy, take over the tour of the White House. The Prism glasses won’t, however be able to go backstage to see what the garden looks like…Sorry Steph, i forgot to buy the mouse control unit food. Catch you guys at the old Chris Show, or not. Who knows.

Ahorita son las 4:20 a.m. en la Europa Central:

* En México, el concepto de la Casa Blanca en el Gobierno posterior al del Señor Felipe de Jésus Calderón Hinojosa [y apellidos que se me olvidan] es uno de CoOptación a partir de un complejo industrial, también; hay que apuntar que ese concepto incluye el DE LA CORRUPCIÓN. Y en Este Blog desde un principio se sacó a flote otro concepto [querido Alejandro], El Concepto del Godinazgo Institutcionalizado, y el mecanismo que le da vuelta a ese motor es el de la corrupción desde adentro del sistema… Aquí en este blog esperamos [todo el staff] que en Washington D.C. el racismo, la intolerancia y el autoritarismo no se convierta ~~en una vez~~ una vez más ante los Ojos de la Historia como un fascismo institucionalizado —Ahora en Nueva York.

Wednesday, November 9th —2016

. . . red Flatline might follow.

Flatliners might follow… “step away from the Board,” Brian Williams at 17 minutes after the Seven O’Clock Hour CET.

TimeStamp: 7:37 a.m. [CET]
“I’ve been walking through the barnyard [context follows]_ _ _ _ _ _ _ ”
Katy Kur takes over the ring.
She’s at Pence headquarters, and Junior Brown is wondering if
The Band should pack up the Guit Steel, because plows might be turned into war heads.

As-Seen on an internet wall
that not a single pundit reads:
¿Long night you guys?

TimeStamp: 08:50 a.m. Central Europe Time.
Donald Trump becomes The new POTUS [elect].
Congratulations to the Donald Trump Campaign.
Our condolences to The Republican Party.

… and now, one for The Road:

Well, the staff be Damned! Semiotics. | Uso justo de los “High Wire” acts… Saludos to Nicole Wallace —AgentAngle, cambio. y. fuera.

Dear Rachel Maddow. May i have your Autograph? [TimeStamp: 3minutes to a First Look in Central Europe times.]

End of Chapter.

Ahora—el resto de la historia. En Vivo.

Round ONE:

—USO justo de todos los medios— … in other news, a pedophile closes the musical moment of the Trump figure 8 rally

—USO justo de todos los medios— … in other news, a pedophile closes the musical moment of the final figure-8 Trump rally. Ted Nugent [he is not the architect of “a better place”] Ted Nugent, the one who plays guitar used to buy teens for sex. Ted Nugent, the one with a bow and arrow is looking forward to a cabinet position next to Newt, Rudolph, and of course Kris Chrispy via satellite from the CB4. | Ahora que me acuerdo… Saludos a Tamaulipas.

2nd quarter now in progress…
and a new Chapter in Harry Potter Land.
Coming Up: Senator Franken —moonlighting as Moe.

Context follows… Uso Justo de todos los medios.

If Donald Trump wins it, IT will be the biggest waste of the World’s Time,
Just like Brexit. Right Parliament?
Chris…at the Fix. Please keep your Birth Control Glasses, on.
Please, keep ’em on.

DEAR New York Times…
as long as you make your rounds
on ‘the’ Reddit, the staff will keep reading your stuff.
TimeStamp 13:08 CET

Mr. Skittles. WELCOME to the show… carry on.
Did Rhinos come crying up to you Mr. Skittles?
And regarding your Dad:
“brash” my ass, like a lot of little Godinez in México, Mr. Trump
your dad was a Bully…

Dedicated to Jennifer Granholm from the Great State of Michigan. Saludos, Gov.!

~~For profit / sport kill of a rhinoceros follows~~ ⇑.

At the 8th minute of the 14hours in CET, Madonna played a ‘small, acoustic’ show for the NewsTickers at MSNBC. [Just the facts Ma’am, just the facts]… Good morning Mr. Scmidt, nice shirt. Good Points. Have a nice day.

Staff will now let ‘the’ MSNBC’s for a few minutes to [ironically] let MSNBC let the People Vote… in the mean time that remains, the staff is going out into the operational theater to retrieve a Mr. Hanks picture. FIP, i’m coming over, should the Staff bring pop-corn.

Up next: THE MELVINS… but before the staff leaves for a while. With all of the excitement in the political airs, the staff couldn’t find a space to properly inhale [legal stuff, of course] breath, and then celebrate the Poles.

… and while we are at it, Shout-Out to the 9muses at FIP… i’m not saying—Just Say’n; and Yes. Yes we Can.

Happy birthday Marie Curie. With this in mind: Fuck Donald Trump; and to all the squares i loved: Thank you for your support.

Bonus Jeopardy Track:
this is not a question,
it appears that this is just another Fact.
Don’t let Marie Curie die two times.
Donald Trump said that today is a New American Independence Day.
Once again Donald, you are wrong.
Marie Curie left the Lab. on July 4, 1934.
Independence from superstition
died a little more on a day like yesterday,
but back in 1867.
Because Donald, on a day like today
Marie Curie was just a couple of Hours old.
So happy after-hours Poles day.
Marie Curie: November 7th, 1867—July 4, 1934.

"Racismo, precariedad, intolerancia, crisis en las élite's —COLUCHE— ya nos lo había prevenido!" | Revista Marianne, edición especial: Historia. Octubre —2016.

FOTO de ARCHIVO… colección: The Street is my Gallery. | “Racismo, precariedad, intolerancia, crisis en las élite’s —COLUCHE— ya nos lo había prevenido!” | Revista Marianne, edición especial: Historia. Octubre —2016.

It’s Time.

Good Morning, in New York it’s still Monday.
Right now, in Philly, my Philly— it is Hardball time.
23 hours from now, those who can —will vote.
The control room is messing with the Bird, again. and so we are now
gonna catch some Z’sss [Did you know that American Republicans invented the Z’sss].

Coming Up: Bruce —The Boss.

[this is only a draft. this is only a draft…i wish it was a beer.] | Uso justo de todos los noticeros, la música, las buenas imagenes y por supuesto: el Estado de mi Primo Joe…TimeStamp 01:10 CET… right now on Hardball, El WaPo is on. | And now… [the following must be read in a John Oliver voice:] of course—if you knew who B.B. really was, you would know that the bleached blond on the mat IS NOT Brigitte Bardot. If you were paying attention you would know that the prop is a Russian model. And if Hillary does not take the RACE it was because The Russians Hacked the Election for Donald Trump.

Right now [on the East Coast] it’s AFTER MIDNIGHT.. and Jimmy K. Polk is reading the list of POTUS from George Washington to Barack H. Obama. In Raleigh, the Next President ~~was campaigning~~… in Grand Rapids Donald Trump went to bed first because He can’t always gets what he wants*… and now The Bird is Up, and Mike Pence sinister Plan is coming UP. Kojak takes over the conversation… Hola Ari. “You Need me on that wall…”.

*You can’t always get what you want”
is probably the lamest song of “The” rolling stones… next to “Angie”..
a Quentin Tarantino Tanker told me so.

[Dear Ari the lawyer… forgot your last name… screen composition follows…
‘ay te wacho, Bato]… TimeNow: The last quadrant of the Seven o’clock hour [CET]. And When the Staff gets to meet General Patton —next to Doroteo Arango, they are now friends— We are going to be able to say that during the Great WARFARE of —2016 we got to shovel shit through ONE screen over the InterWebs so that Donald Trump would not BECOME the Next President of the U.S. of A…. The Staff was waiting for Hillary to say that. Thank You Ma’am. But be advised: “Here, There, and Everywhere,” the staff is going to remain on STAFF DUTY to make sure that THE Bernie’s revolution [#9] is not flushed down the John. —John of course is a reference to that ACKERMAN boy on ‘the’ RT… Coming up the 16 hour countdown follows. Hasta luego MTV. You are in good company. You really are. You lucky so-and-so. [Admit it, Ari: “You Can’t Handle The Truth”… shout-out to Chuck Todd].

Before the screen-compositon,
an ode to Reddit:
TIL, that in DixvilleNotch the first vote was cast
‘con una basinica adornando la chimenea…’
al mismo tiempo, Lady Gaga wore the same Uniform
that XiXa wore at CHEZ FIP
just “The Night Before”…
and given the Circus of this Election Cycle
that is A-Ok_baby. COPY LEFT.

Breaking the News: the staff has located ‘that’ promised picture of Mr. Hanks. The staff would also like to add, that the folder where Mr. Hanks was spotted is was at a bad angle on the Bus. The staff will remain vigilant at the next Bus Stop to see if our photographer, [segoviaspixes] can get a better angle on Mr. Hanks… Dear Ari. “Thanks for promoting the show”… if the staff had Conan oh-Brian budget, the Staff would play a set of Lovely Rita on an Ice-Rink… in French “ice-rink” means patinoire, and if you can Speak María Teresa Kumar’s Spanish you would know that patinoire, AUNQUE suene igual o parecido que à “patinar” —no es lo mismo [querida] ni ES IGUAL. FYI: noviembre es el mes de Paco Ignacio Taibo y Armando Serrano Prieto was born in 2011. Armando Serrano Prieto is therefore 5 years-old_Going on six. Armando Serrano Prieto was Three-Years old when he began to cover Circos, como teloneros al PAN. [of course María, el tejido latino require de differentes ‘amigos’ para poder cambiar el curso de LAS REPÚBLICAS BANANERAS que aún (’til this DAY—nos agobian; y eso Corazón, lo tienes que leer con la VOZ del Rev. Al Sharpton).

And now. Especially for you, “the” British Invasion Front…
Heresy on the screen:
Via, Sgt. Peppers Lone-Ley Hearts Club Band:
it’s Lovely Rita.
GOOD MORNING [follows].

Ted, as an Architect—in a Better Place.

Donald Trump is a Liar. | Uso justo de un reloj.

Midnight in Paris just made its rounds… hace rato eran:

Diez minutos para las Ocho de la noche.
Hora de FIP.
El borrador de los monitos alusivos
a los personajes canadienses de South Park ya fue
medio corregido.

Expresado lo anterior: YOU SPIN ME [ROUND]-ROUND like a RECORD BABY [ROUND]-ROUND… fuck the American right.
Querido Jaime Camil… qué bueno estás. Haber—haber, quítate los lentes.
…Anygüey, the staff here can’t really say that they are up to date with your talents. As a matter of fact, ever since El Maleficio i really haven’t kept up with ‘the’ Télénovela beat. I did, however, noticed that you Are A Better Looking Version of John Oliver. [Dear John Oliver, all the staff here are big fans of your work, at least the one that you’ve done in the ~~Continental Army~~ Continental United States. On the bottom of the scheme, however, the staff can’t vouch for you Island Hits.

With this in mind, the staff couldn’t tell if you noticed how triangles, of all shapes represented a pyramid scheme on your awesome show. A PYRAMID scheme! [Can you believe it?]

Dear Jon, next time you see the American version of Rich Hall on the BBC, please relay to him that A Pyramid starts out as a Square [base] and it is not until each of its four sides begin to morph into Triangles shooting upwards, and then collapsing on each other when the pyramid is formed… can you visualize that shape? In the End, there can only be one. Like with the future of your Island. TimeNow: the 2300 hrs., on FIP… hace unos minutos pasamos de Brasil a México con unos Papalotes de Papel para llegar hasta La Osa Menor; desde allí se ve major El Tibet… Don’t Believe me: Check it OUT, it’s a Zad Song about Notre Dame de Nantes… [o algo así].

En estos momentos un francés que me cae muy bien me hace el favor de llevarte una postal que dice: Cherie Oh Cherie. Y en la voz de un Tocayo, [en Saltillo Coahuila, Norte de México] “eso es todo lo que voy a escribir,” porque luego se enoja mi Tio: il Signor Bruschino… Anyway: Jack is Jappy and right now the staff is hoping that on Wednesday Morning Joe, we [the World] don’t have to eat the American Chaos —or a fucken Trump Cake.

TimeStamp: the 13:00 hours in Central Europe Time.

Good news on Morning Joe… Stanford Political Science is on.
And Mr. Barretto is drumming his soul on today’s show.
Katty Kay takes the stage and Willie Geist shows his dancing moves.

Staff note. Our mice control unit needs another 0,5 mg/ml’s of Méloxicam. Gotta’Go—Gotta-Run to the “vet” for more drops. [Please post “the” —what did we learn today? Moments, of today’s show on the interwebs… besos: el Staff.
And remember… this is only a draft. Take a chill pill.

Jaime Camil has got some pretty sexy Glassesesessss.
Buenos días Johnny O., we the staff thought that you’d never ask.
The answer is: Brrrhhhhääähhhhvo. [TiimeStamp: ‘the’ 10 o’clock Morning Maddow hour,—of course… you silly Brit… and before we [all] move on: maybe you liked her, maybe you did not. In any case, Janet Reno has left the building, and both SNL and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver sent her off in their own funny way.

Fair use of “the” Place for Politics. | Uso justo de Jaime Camil… Así precisamente—Camarada— es como funciona lo que Jorge Saldaña llamaba: La Télévicracia. | Saludos. Besos. The last of the Mohicans says hi to you all. Fish & Chips central —out…Triangle Follows… TimeStamp: a quarter to way too early That’s 11 a.m. CET. | Katy [my Dear] don’t think that the staff didn’t notice those giggles. We did. Fish & Chips central—over.

But first. Here are some Canadians for you:

This is only a Draft. Starring Jaime Camil—Now available at the Home Box Office. | This is also a time delayed ‘quite-y-pega’. Quita y pega is a new venture. Quita y pega is the perfect game to learn to either be an Optimist, a Pessimist —or just a plain pain in the ass… and with that in mind. Triangles are not Pyramids.

South Park rip-off ↑ ~~follows~~ ↑ [staff note: “rip” is supposed to be written in all-caps]

Apúntale**:

En fin…

the 20 minute mark just went through,
and that usually means that it is time
for a Break.

…pero no sin antes recordar a todo el público que no me ve [Jejejj], de que bajo un teatro de operaciones normal, NOVIEMBRE sería el mes de la memoria de México 1910.

Sin embargo, citando* al gran Hermano Lechuga: el sistema obliga a jugar el papel del Loco Valdés.

½* …más bien, y medio parafraseando a
Héctor Lechuga, pero con la voz de Chucho Salinas.

Lo de arriba ↑ se tiene que leer
con una quesadilla en la mano…
El staff desearía que las quesadillas no fueran
d’esas que no llevan queso.

Yup… the staff has no Chill what-so-ever… pero lo bueno de las causalidades es de que durante la pause de las 4:20 fuimos al ChocoMuseo [allá en Colombia] para buscar otras opciones al licor de café… Kalua [o algo así lo nombran] de tradición.

TimeStamp: 04:45 (Near Nancy, France)
One Hot Minute—WALKABOUT.

Good Morning, people of New York.

The staff here arrives to the hour that Controls Change when it comes to Day Light SAVING times…

one-of-these-is-an-oddball-but-hes-not-out-of-uniform over. ?

I’m telling you, You Guys!!! Even the queen of battle [infantry] agrees: the coolest looking jackets were made for those with Armor and Music on their tools. | This TimeStamp at 0325 hours (Near Nancy FR. time) es también, DONALD, un uso justo de los Sutherland’s del CaNaDa.

Tomorrow is day Zero [did you know that The French invented the zeros?… i’m telling you José Díaz-B*].
Right now though, ~~it is still~~ a few minutes ago it was CINCO para las TRES de la madrugada.
This time tomorrow the Free World and especially Marianne, are going to be looking at you, Columbia.

Dear Brian…at the ’48 minute mark the Platoon missed your Mulligan corner shot … right now it’s ’55 after the 3 o’clock Hour and the PAC unit continues to search for that bridge picture of Mr. Hanks.

Dear A.M. Joy… love your show.
This time tomorrow, the staff will probably be
on Radio-Listening_silence
[Depending on the amount of PopCorn available at RadioFrance.]

Don José, aquí tiene usted su fuente: Continue reading →

It’s the 1300* hour… with Ben

“Musical Mentalist¹“—not Psychological mumbo jumbo, Ben. “Musical Mentalist!!!”

Yellow. I like Yellow… let’s make Yellow Great Again. Let’s finish this most Strange Election with a Blue Win. Vote Democrat [from top to Bottom and Bottom to the Top]. Donald Trump just said he is going to Make China FoxxConn industries great again. | Uso justo de todos L-O-S Lobos, y de todos los medios también.

¹ …as heard on SNL.
PS: 48 hrs. are for sleepy heads.
Hey Halley. [Must be read in a Halley Jackson voice]…
PS…love those closing arguments with the Sephia Shots.

* Watch that umbrella. The 1300 is in FLA time
in Europe is the 1900 hour and Right Now,
the staff is missing my Favorite Jazz hour
to see Umbrellas go Wild.

Wait. Wait…Wait…STEVE KING WENT TRUMP…
Catalonio!!! We need another picture:
Skip the Mr. Hanks Update.
We got us a noodle-man.
We got us a man with a noodle for a Spine.

Right now… a guy named Jacob is leading the witnesses,
and the graphics design nerds** are using Canadians from South Park
to draw a casino owner on the American Map.

** Dear Halley
“Nerds” is a clean word, correct?
It’s for the new HR promo: Nerds Wanted.

Wait, What??? The Daily Beast thinks it’s over after the election no-matter who wins.!!! What? NOOOOOOOO…. i want to go to sleep after this most Strange Election —2016. I missed the name of the ‘stand-outside-of_a-Hilton [or Trump Hotel] reporter who is counting on Political Gridlock following this, our next, Wednesday.

Right Now: Halley Jackson has left the On-Air space.

TimeStamp: the 20th hour in CET… Right next: the re run hour with Chuck Todd… “This is IT”: José Díaz B. is was on the show… gonna check-out the South Park and Reno 911 states.

Right now… A.M. Joy is on.

In New York, it is —Ten in the Morning and the times are now aligned on the Day Light Saving Times… on both sides of the Atlantic Coast.

And no, the Race is over when the Fat Lady Sings¹—not when the girl with far away eyes² says “Wow,” on CNN.

¹As heard, on Saturday Night Live.
² “the” Girl with far away eyes is a Rolling Stones song,
which Keith Richards wrote for Donald Trump’s
Communication Director.

Amen.

“…does anybody remember” Naomi Klein?
Rudolph Giuliani used her playbook to get Trump Inc. ‘normalized’.

Dear Daily Beast, TimeNow —Right NOW.

… and we here at staff,
would like to Remind Paco Ignacio Taibo
that by “Daily Beast”
WE —of course — are Referring to the Good Folks
at “The” Daily Beast on ‘the’ MSNBC
and not our Noble “Nobel” Laureate’s
Chief-Commander —that one belongs to the
PENCE-Trump Unit.

TimeStamp: Right now…silly rabbits.

Right Now, we ‘the lost generation*‘ are on Track 9 [Right Now] looking forward to Spring time-shift saving times So that this, next generation, doesn’t have to FALL back next November on TRACK Eight of the FUCK ALBUM— that one by the Güey [Old Chris] is a red album.

Cancel the uber and tell donald trump to Fuck Off

Go Dodgers…
Buenas madrugadas tengan sus mercedes.
Hoy es el último fin de semana antes de elegir al próximo juez
del Turkey day. El lunes por DECRETO será feriado,
y el martes —Nazi-Navidad… if [you]choose trump.

TimeStamp: The Last Word
with MTV News, and of course
Larry de la O… have a nice weekend.
A.M. Joy is going to be working overtime…
because you know: it’s the “Age of Aquarius.”

[Disclosure follows: the following is not Art. Tampoco una invocación de Ben, el abogado de los diablos rojos del partido de los Bush. The following is just a virtual pastiche, a sketch for educational purposes in the Liberal Arts of the G.I.Bill].

Right now: Brian Williams is on right now. Middle guy… With all due Respect: Smile!!! [He did… Bravo!!!]… I tell you what, that Brian Williams sure can pull a smile ~~of off~~ off of [jejej] Schmidtty¹. Right now the Fastest Half hour of the day just gave the right of güey to Old Chris waving beach towels near Paris Plages².

¹…must be read with a King of the Hill [Hank] voice over.
² …the banks of the Seine, oh-by the Way
closed the traffic way on the right-side of ~~it’s~~ its skirts [no pun intended], and who’s to say if that is a greater good for the environment or,
just a little personal pain in the ass—if you drive.
One thing is for sure,
The Chris Matthews political show just finished ~~it’s~~ its second round
and in Paris, since that route was closed ~~for~~ to motor vehicles,
the Sky sure ~~it’s~~ is cleaner. As the pictures of one-each
telescopic mounted crane clearly show
[ …there is no pun here, just the facts Ma’am].

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