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Más claro q’el WaWa, pos no’mas el chocolate

Dear, Mika Brzezinski… you too, Darling, are n° Three, chew on D.A.T. banana for a while, eh, and while Cousin Joe is spreading my sueños líquidos (MANA) on that Toasted Wonder Slice… [P]£€A$€ remind Mr. Williamson at The National Review that HE MUST SHOW HIS WORK with every opinion piece.

Here is mine: a fucking Clown in París, in front of The Hilton at République —no less— told me about your Ken Burns neighborhood on the MSNBC’s… yeah, Buddy!

Y por si sobrara más, Mr. Williamson, i did showed you this here array of these events ⛺️⛺️🔥⛺️, and this 🌋 but this 🐐 has nothing to do with the “Laberinto de La Soledad” … for the Rand Paul chambers of commerce around the world, look it up, just change Neruda for Paz.

Thank you for smoking…

https ://www .newsweek .com /rand-paul-joe-biden-liars-racists-fox-news -1563331

Issy, doña Fuentes, cheque el record, su tocayo de apellidos, “sueños blancos” y, novelas para a’franceSados, el Embajador Carlos Fuentes, lo dijo mejor antes de que patas de catre se me atravesara… la entrevista está en Milenio Televisión (2012)… “si yo les digo quién es, se lo comen vivo”, o algo así; Carlos Marín tiene esa información. Y con eso en MENTE:

ay’Ta = There it is.

A Quick Programming Note:
Deer, 105.1 FM please relay to 105.5 that they too might kind of want to guess that this post is about #EM, but Luc Fregón… explain to your fellow Info Frogs that this entire rodeo around the Perimeter of BFM’er TV is all about the Pussy… cat named Teeny Tiny Cat, and here is why Cabrón*:

You might recall that we hold a grave contempt for the State (not the people) of Texas, right? —C’mon, don’t roll your fucking i’s at Me. Does the name Alberto Gonzalez and “Bambi” ring a fuck’EN bell in that “big fireWall” of yours at Mediapart? Because if it doesn’t, then allow me to refresh your settings to like way back around the last week of November of 2020, —of like the Trump era… ¡porque ya no es!— anyhow, Nicole Wallace could like might maybe sort of tell you all about it on Deadline but, wait for it, wait, —Ah!!! Fuck It! Nicole is going to be talking about Donald Trump.

So Mr. Laske at Mediapart, consider this Jaripeo part of the package that your firewall requested from me. This particular part is going to inform you about all of my Pryors, y también my WO’ik history.

And, Luc… “Fuck You Too!” 😎 you sexy motherfucker.

It would be funny if it was an AnAgRaMa rha-ma rhama BoBa’Nha: Ana… but it’s not one of those, this here is straight up Diplomacy a la francesa:

Coming up, Intermedio en una Charreada: — Me acordé de olvidarte. Right now in Washington, D.C., La Pundita just turned Japanese, and She–Don’t—Care, Cousin Joe. She don’t Care… pi-pi- and pi-pi Yeah.

 

What’s Moore American than Apple Pie?

Let u.s. take a Tours to Bordeaux, meat Mí at République and flip it over to Les Cles du Jour (pg.4; nº 2573) and Philippe Labró for more of America (sin tildar) and The Beatles.

I HO’id Em with my own lying Eyes!!! — The News.  PLAYBALL!!!… Now, Joy Anne Reid*, nevermind the VERNES-es–esos, it’s just that at the bottom of a Triple Treat with McGill, WHO called herself Jill, but everyone knew her as Nancy, we loop this particular newsstand with a trip on Foreign Policy around the world in 80 Days, and on Deadline… and this is Captain Jack Sparrow cue to get on deck.  Así que ándele, ándele—Chato; ay’ta Cantinflas, hágale… but we don’t want no wawa for chocolate, because today is U2’s lead singer’s birthday and an all Saint Patrick’s Day parade in Washington, D.C. without the crowds and booze.

But FO’ist… let u.s. Check them numbers, if this was the POWERBALL i’d be a rich-so-and-so, pero no, it’s not one of those, —Mick Jagger… because What Shall it profit a Rolling Stone to have the very best and top of the line sound system if your Sympathy FO’ The Devil has no horns! HOW CAN YOU HAVE SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL, If your Devil has no horns section.

🎶🗣 Tú mordiste la manzana y renunciaste al paraíso
Y condenaste a una serpiente siendo tú el que así lo quiso.

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Key Word du Jour here is…
Ana de Armas, silly rabbit.
AND, oh THE HUMANITY… at 21h45 (in CET) President Biden started punching NBC reporters on his route to the White House… a “Hamburglar” looking chunky fellow was sent back to his neck of the WOULDS… Eye is not even going to relay where The 40-Year Old Virgin was slapped at: It’s Showtime.

[Jules Verne was a …, Anyone?  Jules Verne was a… Anyone? —Really! Any Freq will do here, France Info 105.5 FM 👀, period]

A quick programming note, fip dot france is kind of sort of like trying to put together a Charreada but it sounds more like Water For Chocolate, ask Luzbeki what Eye is talking about, mi Negro… they call it music para “churreRÍAS”… but at least them Sirenes got their WaWa’s Right… ¡OLÉ, Maja! Time Now Entre Dos Aguas es 18h37 in 75003 Time. ISSY, CABRÓN SOY yo, y Chili Pepper (Serrano) tambor, Aussie.

Just The Facts, Mme… MSNBC starts the new Cuarteto de Biden, — REMEMBERING DONALD JOHN TRUMP. 

Witt this in mind, please put an HasteRisk on that Cabrón there. And Claire McCaskill i trust that you might perhaps tal vez, y porqué no, —Chata… hasta quizás y Zas!, hasta olvidar that this rollo is benchmarked to what the Academia de la Lengua Mexicana, —de mexicanos— is missing, and i hope that President Biden does not follow in the same alphabetical mocho-order of el “Diccionario de Mexicanismos, de la Academia Mexicana de la lengua”… and here is why Nicole,  you “onca shark” pundit you:

In Hilo, Hawaii, it is still Inauguration Day, —yeah Buddy.

Silly Ape, Evry one at CNEWS Matin knows that nothing is Moore American than BEN AFFLICT, period! Number one, Ben is a despicable Bostonian (the WO’ist); number 2, Ben, like Evry fucking Bostonian (KnotWittStanding talent, of course) moved to El Ey, eh; and Number Three—he’s from Boston, that Puritan Fuck!

Please reference Run DMC’s Peter Piper’s Cabrón section, which curves in a sort of kind of little something like, “bad not being bad, and good not necessarily being good,” or something like that.

Well, will you look at the Time, Willie Geist

El Cuarteto Que Le Specter de Philippe Labró:

https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20210120

Wannasee? Well, you just have to wait 10 minutes or so, in Washington D.C., according to the new Transportation Secretary from the Indiana Tribe, because that is when the Sun comes up over yonder, and maybe, just maybe  the so-called “proud boys’” neighbors, and buddies, and cousins, and aunties, and nanas, and nanos will not forget what the Final Solution of a departing n°45 would look like in SEE NEWS Matin dot France if Donald had been re-elected. On a day like today, The Autobahns to the Western Front were concocted, and the Railroad Rails laid direction Mika’s Nana’s kitchen… [A]nd for the record Congressman Scarborough (you Sumbitch!) i did not select today’s content, “A Day in the life”, did. Time Now: 13h33 in C.E.T.

Page 4, Nº 2573: C’est Arrive un 20 Janvier… como hoy.

— L’IMAGE:
See you later alligator, after a while Crocodile

— El Ojo d’Oliverio Ben Kemo Un:
Good-Bye « America »!…
The Magazine… or, how to put a silencer on a 21 Gun Salute and not lose your soul in the process.

From Wikipedia’s 20th Anniversary Edition… The 24-bar-bridge:
At the conclusion of the session on 19 January, the transition consisted of a simple repeated piano chord and the voice of assistant Mal Evans counting out the bars. Evans’ voice was treated with gradually increasing amounts of echo. The 24-bar bridge ended with the sound of an alarm clock triggered by Evans. 

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /A_Day_in_the_Life

Welcome “América!” The Journal. Page 3, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, or, how The Fucking Beatles managed to stamp “Baby, you’re a rich man” as the “b” side of a 45 r.p.m.

Now we know (from January the 6th) how many assholes it takes… to fill the “Statues Hall”…

— A Retrouver sur Le Ring française:
Los cinco mejores de Francia que no saben lo que es una Charreada acanelada.

— Notre Selection (pg. 22)
ARTE:
Steve Zissou and the “Chase of the ONCA Shark »…

Previously on by the Numbers

Well get Joe Pesci and slap some Lip Stick on Mme. Reno 911.

Sinead O’Connor* had a SIRENE doppelgänger in Waco in a complicated case of Wakos.

Kerby (The Konformist¹) was a double mirror on… 🎶 🗣 I’m talking about—America, américa 🕶

But FO’ist!

PRESIDENT-Elect Joseph R. Biden sends the Ol’ smoke gets in my Eye signal as he travels back in time to warn a new nation about the… wait for it, wait, wait… a heck find out about it on the Katy Kur Show where someone is out of Uniform and it is Knot Mrs. Pink; and Ashley PArker… wait, wait, it’s coming, wait…

1. The Scene as seen by El Gato Volador

Lorem Ipsum .:. 00FE270F-67EA-434D-9C56-8B90A1B0235B .:. Yada, yada, yada — Context follows.

Attention editors:

According to the Automattic autosave, the battery inside of our transmitter extinguished itself at 22h40 (as it was charging, mind you) in record time, the gremlin attack is a well documented issue on the TIM APPLE troubleshooting forums; it goes like so, 1. The battery indicator shows the amount of energy –again, as the phone is plugged to a working outlet— reducing in power as opposed to accumulating a positive charge; 2. Visually there isn’t any noticeable anomalies of deformities present on the tip-end of the Tim Apple–brand charging cable kind, however, as i touch that particular end of the cable the plastic wrap that houses the circuitry of that mini board is very hot to my delicate finger prints*; 3. A quick check to the back of the phone and the other USB–end of the charging cable show no signs of deformities or of overheating when touched; 4. Once the battery drains, the Tim Apple—6 Plus transmitter screen goes Black (obviously… but because we’ve seen this RACKET TOO, Aussi) this time around we SAW WITH OUR OWN NAKD EYES that the Tim Apple-brand cable end melted a little cute dimple on the aforementioned plastic housing of the regulating mini-board of this crap.

So, without further to add on this troubleshooting ticket, please be advised that on account of a DELAY on the gadget hoy no hubo BFM… no insistas Adeline (dit François).

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* Ghetto Boys go here

Note to non-readers, Gremlin Attack forced u.s. to TURN  THE PAGE TOO, see you D.A.R.E. if you happen to be there; time now is in the opposite end of that there ombligo bee-low ⤵️

Sr. Ackerman, en referencia a la imagen del patrón de su distinguida Señora, abajo de un cartón del General de División, Francisco “Pancho” Villa, Doroteo Arango dice que mejor no. .:. ¡par de Putos! • — ⚾️ — • Play Ball, motherfuckers, it’s Round Three 🥊, period!

1. As heard on The Tom Lykas Show (some of the names have been changed to protect the cartoons) … https ://www .konformist .com

Hoy no hubo Deadline – The Ghetto Boys

Enero 19, 2021
Inauguration Eve… They Time

We begin the transmission with Yesterday news… and you can check with Hallie Jackson, because Garret Haï–qué‽, that there cigar and it’s faithful partner in crime-cer, the fucking cigarx under an angry man were the Smoke Signals that the FOX News network does not want you to know about.

Lorem Ipsum follows…

Well, how’bout that Olivia Troy, Nicole is a “Bald-headed…?”,  Anyone?… Eugene Robinson?… Anyone?

Departing Screen-grab not available… stay tuned for updates. .:. For the record, when Mme. Obama moved in  the FOX News crew foresaw the Rose Garden turned into a ghetto barbecue parking lot (or something like that), the SAD SAD reality is that their opportunistic President (Trump)turned it into a trailer park kegger wraslin camp.

“Homegirl,” said Jason Johnson.
Close, but not quite, said the « quema cocos* » in charge of conducting the last Two Hours before the Eve of Donald John Trump’s departure from The White House.

*Please ask a BFM’er TV ‘CHOLO’ or, The Mexican Academy of Language or, it’s very incomplete diccionario —because it is, Dra. Muñiz and that’s a fact; ask Mí why— what a “quema cocos” is in ghetto-speak.

Music for Silent Mexican Movies from The Year of Mexico in France, part deux… goes ⤵️

Eye is nothing Moore than a Drop in The Ocean… ISSY: LED ZEPPELIN GOES HERE.

Anyhow, Rachel Maddow… [M’]ember that speech that President Macron delivered immediately following the events of the 6th of January at the CApitol? Well, if you can read between lines this is what transpired as i maneuvered the common room of an already mentioned exclusively open club (for members only, of course) and if you are Knot reading this, it is now only one day or rather 38 hours according to CongressSenatorLord O’Connell before the inauguration of the next COLD WAR with a place called Russia.

Also, nevermind the BrEaKiNg report about the infiltration of home-trained terrorists of the National Joke under the review of an old General Honoré, no disrespect for “the guard” but what if a Lieutenant Colonel of the 1st Weekend Regiment is employed by a Qanon fuck? What then?

AND RACHEL, breaking the news as you literally hand over the baton blue to the Last Word before the BriWi Show (literally) it goes like this and it is on the same track of my fellow Russian exile who stuck a spoon in the big Nutella®️ jar on Sunday night, then licked the nougat off of the spoon and immediately proceeded to stick the same motherfucking spoon into the aforementioned confiture jar. Luckily… yada, yada, yada, a firewall in the organizational chart there caught the “little Russian expat”, admonished his ass on THE SPOT, and disposed of the fucking (fake) chocolate spread in the trash. TO THE CREDIT OF the rest of the ex-Soviets in the room, i did make out the words “kulture General” in the middle of all of the Cyrillic alphabet rap that rained on that pétulant baby-faced son of a bitch. So Rachel, what are you? Russian? Stop nabbing the Breaking News if there is literally a passing of the Baton in real stride. Now go catch a trout in the river under The Brooklyn Bridge, and eat it this time and don’t you DARE put that fucking CAUGHT FISH (back into) in the stream.

Now about that speech that Mr. Macron directed at all of u.s. at The American City (experiment) in Babylon TWO, it went down like this… and off-course Jason Johnson the following must be read in a Brian Williams dressed as “El Gato VOL-Ahhhh-DOHR” Dominican voice:

1. The scene

2. The setting

3. The delivery

4. La “Jiribilla*“

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* Check wit La Academia de La Lengua Mexicana y su diccionario de mexicanismos mexicanos.

 

 

🎶 Monday, Monday… deer, Ashley at BFM’er

Please Standby for « petit ceinture » …

“Don’t turn your back on me, baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks ».

Key word is Of course, les 🥖’ettes, period.

 

It’s Black History Month… only on the BBC. 😉 82E928C9-FB75-4772-BC56-1376B336A36A 🛰 Well, well, well… look who just rode in on a cha•riot of white horses, tell you what, Mme. Chevalier, i didn’t expect you to pop-up at the start of the Last Holiday Monday of the Trump administration; what a surprise, and it just so happens that today is Martin Luther Jr., Observance Day (all They–and all of the Knight), but since Serendipity put you in on today’s script please relay to the weekend regular, Mme. Storme, that a bunch of loops without a belt is no way to Hitchhike one’s way across a galaxy; if Perrine was not going to wear her belt on Sunday morning, she should have called and i could have suspended (with suspenders) her animation. Jeez-Whizz.

Previously on, The Stay Up Late version of The Piggly Wiggly in CaNaDa:

France reminds Canada that food sovereignty for the French is not Mexican sub-soil goodies to stick their filthy pied de cochon on the monopoly of violence… wait, scratch that “the monopoly of prices”.

https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2021-01-17 /couche-tard-faces-investor-grilling-after-aborted-carrefour-deal

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🎶🗣
Tell Saint Peter at The Golden Gate
That he’s gonna have to wait
ˋCus i just gotta smack James CarVile in the head 🗯 E5A60408-BD7F-4632-BC70-F0017A2E2723 🤾🏽‍♂️ Thank You for smoking… and please don’t panic on  LIVE ON THE “Hey, Hallie Jackson Show”, it’s just the Outoors Soggy Bottoms Bums… yeah, Buddy, there’s a new Shelter Dog in Town.

Mr. Laske @ Mediapart, i am almost there; approaching hypotenuse at Technicolor… Wait 2, because in WAWA Land, James CarVile is trying to sabotage the color line, it’s not as bad as dressing up like Donnie Deutsch-es-es Dental Cleaning bureau secretary (please refer to Perrine belt-less polyester pants loops) but dear doG!!!

—_~!~_— They Call It Riding the Gravy Train

48 Hours for Trump to cease being a part of Air Force ONE. “It’s 5 o’Clock… somewhere”, or as the troops in-and-around WaWa Land relay: it’s 17 hundred hours in Central Nato Times—and in Russia, well, in Russia no pasa nada. Right now it’s time for The Melvins on Dateline, so check the date because today Öüï looped through Perrine Storme’s-es belt-£€$$ loopholes to Thursday, January 14th of 2021… Nº 23717, check the date—Mate!

Of Course She Is… “that wild bitch”… [I]n all Sí-Rius_Ness, Mme. Storme, you make 1976 look swell with that no compromise Riviera-Disco shirt.

You Are Going To Like The Way You Look, period!

Couche-Tard with them Canucks… it’s a « No Go » zone

“goD has a Word for that³ »:

They are going to tell you that the monopoly of prices (Monoprix en Brasil) and the Canadian version of the Piggly Wiggly (Couche Tard) PACS* is both a financial and sanitary restrictions cooperative…

And still to come, if she so desires on or at around noon, the Front National guide-on Marine La Pluma… for the occasion, BFM’er TV prepared an opposites-parallels capsule showcasing the one thing that Them United States of America guarantees with Liberty and Fuscas¹ for all… titled:

Oh, the fuck’n IROny, Yasmin!
Or,
is it just the Circle of spots²?

The good thing is that one of Donald Trump’s executive legacies will include the reduction in troops in the territories where Liz Cheney’s dad made a lot of bucks. 🐇 In context, the good U.S. Representative-at-Large for the same state where her dad used to lay telephone line (Why-oh-ming) is probably atoning for her father’s excursions; or maybe Madame Representative is the King Slayer that motivated Mayor Giuliani to call “trial by combat”… I mean, this people have Sex With Their Parents³.

But FO’ist it’s another edition (for the FO’ist time) of, “What The Fuck, Yasmin Vassoughian?”… WTF, Yas? Starring Yassmin Vassoughian.

We begin WTF, Yas? With our favorite Saturday and Sunday morning cartoon of Lindsey Reiser… LINDSEY!!!, HEY, LINDSEY… meet me at the corner of Marvin and Gaye for Military Vehicle Identification refresher course, but FO’ist, let’s take a closer look at our favorite Generals, over—

[Radio Silence, or Listening Silence Fa-Fa-Follows]

“Esta’z laïs—toria DEA-un Gato (punto y coma) está el Gato Tom, está Don Gato… pero todo el Mundo Quiere Ver?”… Anyone?, anyone?, David Jolly? Anyone? Which Cat does the world wishes to see? — Anyone?

—_*_— Cienfuegos update

Lorem ipsum Dolores Hidalgo Chingue A Su Madre El/La que deje Algo

Say there Mª Teresa Kumar what ever happened to the former Mexican president, Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto’s, military bodyguard? M’ember him? You know who i mean, right? The one that Minister Ebrard succeeded to get a PARDON for; m’ember him? He was nabbed in El Ey by the D.E.A. while he (the military guarda espaldas) was shopping for this and that. Man, that Marcelo Ebrard is a heck of a diplomat, proving that Mexico, like the Very French, never leave a political picke in a foreign jail.

💯🔥 🆙📆 —_*_—

🗣 Medhi Hassan built my Hot-Rod… it’s a love affair, mainly Medhi and my Hot Rod… [Yeah, fuck it].

… and then Black Spy’s boss-man, Jim Cavanaugh, sends the ol’Irish “nick-o’the thumb on the lower lip signal”, tell me Sir, who does good in prison? The privileged crooks that’s who. How many of those did you frame into a cell?

Heck the only individual that love prisons are the same MotherFuckers who have the monopoly of confiscation on the highway, Junior Brown, you know the kind, these unionized thugs with a badge will confiscate the tuition CASH of anyone who does not look like a full-grown trust fund baby, especially in the South… How Do You Think, Lindsey Riser, that them HOT WHEELS in police regalia comes from Tax Paying Dollars?… Silly, Wabbit, tax paying Dollars are reserved for the most Violent Political Party in God’s dying Earth and they go by the name: The Republicans. And yes, check the TALE of The Tape; pound for pound the most Wars on Record since the IV F.R. was dissolved and later occupied; ask Ah-nold Corn[s] from “The Church of Man Love”, Ah-Nold will tell produce a video for ya’. This is WHO öüï Are.

On a serious note: HEY, LINDSEY! That last interview that you and your sidekick just finished, was a Ray of Light on your last Trump Era Talking Head post. Good comeback on that advertorial for a failed prison system, in the form of experts from a former failed system cop.

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1. Fuscas: Let’s ask the Diccionario de Mexicanismos Mexicanos de La Academia Mexicana de la Lengua Mexicana de los mexicanos… De Aztlán. De arranque, Raquelito, you can CHECK with Pulitzer Prize Winner, Eugene Robinson, —he will tell you that in Sao Paulo, a FUSCA is a German Beetle.

2. Spots: This of course are the Television spots; The Evil Television spots; for mor on that, here’s El Gato Volador, and the tale of “Don Gato y su pandilla”.

3. “It’s, Hey Motherfucker! »: según Lou Reed.

🐎

Deer, Anand Giridharadas… Day 4 Ehécatl (Wind) is in progress

Another They at The Wacky Races

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Pacheco nm Last name that probably means THEM who smoke Marihuana; pronounced: Pa’Checo.

Breaking the races on Day 4 Olín (Movement) on the BFM TV racing team. Sadly, the operator-end of the inter tubes providers placed a HEX on the race currently unfolding on the hypotenuse of the aforementioned Technicolor Block where Issy meets Paris; in the middle, un perro en el periférico, mi “Pancha”, me lo dijo El Profeta del Nopal.

Mythos has it, that a Gray Wabbit jumped out of the La Luna when Georges Méliès stuck a pod on the Right-Eye of The Man on The Moon; LEGEND (n°3) told Mí that the waskaly wabbit was last seen marauding along the tracks of La Porte de Versailles. .:. D1A60732-80CA-4300-9392-EB6A364AE999 🐇

Of course you know… this means GWAR!!!

Page 2: For context… So, mr. BFM’er controller, you may be able to shut the Stream up, that’s a fact… but have you realized that less reputable sites than yours, get it? Less reputable than the RTL* signal actually show the entire BFM.FR box, not just the part above the sub-header strip; and WHY, why is it that all of the other media in your arsenal is working fine, except for your LIVE-EVIL stream, Perrine, Why? Do you want Mí to head over to KISS TV? Because you know that Eye will take you there, —if you D.A.R.E., Ms. Storme.

Now, you’ve heard about La Ficha Amarilla, La Ficha Verde, and now Ladies in Gemini in the synodic revolution of the Planet Venus, BEHOLD:

La Ficha Azul Vs. La Ficha Blanca

But FO’ist, we switch it over the Atlantic where Lindsey Reiser, (La Ficha Blanca) punished Ted Cruz’es-ese Harvard professor on account of churning that sonovabitch out onto Kay Street and into the TEXAS abyss of backasswardness called the “G.O.P.. Issy, professor Billy EskRidge ii, just lost his chair. Professor Willy E.R. Jr., now has to conduct all interviews standing up… because if the Watchers of “The Temple” can’t sit down (until an authorized by law smoke break) they’ll be damned if they let the condemned bum(s) have a rest.

This section is sponsored by The Swiss Watch…

The Swiss, more neutral than a Panama Papers Jack.

Meanwhile in WaWa Land, progress is beginning to take baby steps, in an unprecedented curve an Attorney General sues the Police Department; will the Courts follow?

Over at a very dark part of the Sideral timeframe Black Spy is relaying to International Triple “Asymmetric” Track broadcaster, Avi Velshi, the conditions of the closed CCTV circuit; this can only mean one thing, find out about it after La Curva de las TRES (in CET).

… AND OH, Snap! There goes another Euzkadi Radial, the asphalt just got hot. Team Black has entered the race, and Tiff Cross just got sponsored by John Player Special, smoke’em if you got’em.

Okie Dohkie, Anand Giridharadas, it’s time to make sense of all of today’s frames and never forget why the Scalextric®️ triangulation on the Carrera®️ track is set at the BFM’er TV siege, —on the Technicolor®️circuit.

It’s curfew crunch-time so i will loop again after the PIT STOP to make sense of not all, but definitely some of y’all… so, Witt that in mind, TIFF•any•CROSS Mitt R•G•B, period, CMYK is on another track.

…

Inter•mission

What’s with the grillos, Chuck? Where were/was the Capitol brass during the conference?

In Context, CongresSenatoraldermanManager O’Donnell, LAWrence, one-each… our Lorde Chuck Todd was interviewing an inter-tubes expert (the kind that studies the user-end section of the content within the intertubes, not the Legacy nuts and bolts of the machines). Or as Giridharadas says, the Mike Barnicles of infrastructures.

And did you just do a somersault over the Clinton Church pipe anecdote from like 48 hours ago?

Anyhow, in New York, New York is Five Theys before a new Circle of “güeys” takes over Chuck Todd’s Republic while in Evry, Île-de-France the count is at T-minus 4 Theys to Close a Circle and start a new scroll.

In any case, Peter Baker, do give our regards to Susan Page on The BriWi Show.

With D.A.T. in Mind, this the last of the Trump Era Weekend Editions… Yeah, Buddy.

PostData: is the “My Pillow” guy still paying the bills of NBC by way of advertisement for “the american dream”, you know, the one that you have to be asleep at the wheel to rig.

Etched in STONE WORDS never resonated louder and MOORE true, and let the record show that we agree with the cop who nearly got shot with his own government-issued hand gun:

If you helped me, Thank You; but if you were [in on it*] there, FUCK YOU.

* [Caged lettering] emphasis is mine, and mine only.

15 de enero, 2021 — To They, it’s your birthday

🎶 Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party

The Rutles

Previously on, “Son molinos, no te oyen, —don Quijote”.

So, about Mr. Robinette, eh‽ For the record, the man does have the “fontanería” connection in Ireland, m’ember his cousin the plumber? So that may begin to explain why the “GRIFA” in the middle of Joseph -and- Biden was chosen as his middle initial; in this blog, a “joint” or connection of that degree merits the use of a Tesseract or, a hypercube, not a Venn Diagram. Now the question that needs answering (to show just how ridiculous a gender-neutral neologism really is, neta que sí) … anyhow, Dra. Muñiz, a mi lo que me para los pelos de mi calva cabellera es el hecho de que yo no tengo lecho; pero eso es otro rollo, ahorita lo que yo quiero saber, es PORQUÉ Xingados no aparecen los grifos ni las grifas (o en su Chingado defecto, grifx, en ese mentado diccionario de “Mexicanismos” mexicanos, particularmente ahora que México está por convertirse en el mayor exportador de GRIFA para los GRIFOS en el exterior, eh? A ver, porqué no haber Grifos en su nueva institución??? FUENTE de l’actualité para poder TRIANGULAR la relevancia de mis marihuanadas va por aquí Ayman Mohyeldin: https ://www .aljazeera .com /economy /2021 /1 /12 /mexico-moves-to-create-worlds-largest-legal-cannabis-market

Robinet: m grifo, llave. DONC(key)… Robinette, because of the suffix “ette” must be the female equivalent in the form of a “canilla”, look it up. And thank you for SMOKING IN THE BOYS ROOM.

Source: Gran Diccionario [Español-Francés Français-Espagnol] LAROUSSE 2005. Larousse Paris. Page 598 from Robert (Roberto) to ROM (Read Only Memory), period!

Pues bien, o quizás tal vez mal pero de cualquier manera “Las fuentes y derivaciones de las raíces de las ramas », o algo así, nos sincronizó con la noticia salida desde Flint, Michigan, y pues ahora voy a tener que encestar, (no confundir con ‘incestar’ porque esa palabra aún se desconoce por SciencesPo) un grifo en la Academia de Mexicanismos mexicanos, para la nueva sacerdotisa de esa institución, la profesora Angelina Muñiz–Huberman… con su permiso, Doctora.

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“A mountain to climb for Joe Biden,” according to London, and “Little Havana” hit-man Steve Schmidt wants to make The President-elect backpack heavier with every fucking step. Nice. Very nice, Mr. Schmitty. Nice.

Deer, David Aronberg… do you really want to go there? And Willie Geist, did Donnie Deutsch’s friend (Michael Dean Cohen) get to have Whole Foods®️ while at the Country Club? Try again Mr. West Palm Beach, try again, “law man” unless you are saying that Florida correctional facilities are kin to Turkey’s prisons. If it’s good for the convicted bankers and the sentenced “good felons” it should be good for the incongruent vegans who wear dead animal heads as props.

In Context: the guy dressed as Davy Crockett with little bull horns during the January 6th storming of Capitol Hill was arrested for trespassing into the Nation’s Capitol. That guy, according to The Mor-Jo Show is requesting vegan food. A Florida State Attorney mocks the prisoner telling the audience that in prison there is no “Whole Foods” (only fractions of scraps, mr. Atty. Gral.?) thus pissing at the same time on the grave of every POW or prisoner in a gulag-style or AMERICAN PRIVATELY OPERATED/owned prison. BECAUSE THAT GUY IS NOW a captured “enemy combatant”, right? It’s BY-The-NUMBERS processing or, put that sumbitch in front of a firing squad.

Tell you what, Cousin Joe, go ahead and misinterpret the following screen-capture, go ahead BANG and BlaME; i will say again, blame me for the other news of The They.

And, Mika Bee… it is ONE THING when your co-host Screams the rhetoric about whatever is ailing him, it’s quite another when the guy with the Monopoly of Violence puts out a statement that supports cruel and unusual punishment; otherwise The Viet Cong wins, and you lounge on The Maverick’s grave… but Yeah, Willie Geist (with a Capital “Y”) shoot’em all and let Uncle Sam sort’em out. Remember, now Kasie Hunt, i am just a guy with a Reddit account and a stupid blog, not the guy who can lock some deplorable “du jour” quack and then throw away the key… “[S]ome men you just can’t reach, so you get what we had [here] Last Week; which is the WAY he WANTS—SO He Gets! I don’t like it, anymore than you do,” Axl Rose.

Or, when it comes to the insurrectos del Día de Reyes, just shoot’em. Fuck’em, and fuck the process. Kill them all as soon as you round them all in. You, Mr. Aronberg are today’s recipiente for the Hillary Clinton deplorables award, congratulations, sir.

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GRIFX for the LatinX potheads: https ://www .aljazeera .com /economy /2021/1/12 /mexico-moves-to-create-worlds-largest-legal-cannabis-market