Author Archives: Armando Segovia

Two Knicks can be a 911* at the same time

*~. Moment. Pronounced “Spur~.moment”.

Your words, Joe Scarborough, knot mine—you so of a bitch! And, Willy GEIST, the only thing that Pablo Torre did wrong was not wearing a translucent guayabera on today’s Morning Mika Show, good thing Katty Kay did.

Pump Up the Jam… pump it up ⛽ 15 million ads Tú pays, Stupid Gringo 🤠

Any 🦉 hoot, it’s been long enough and for context, New York City beat San Antonio in a game of basketball at Madison Square Garden, a moment perhaps comparable to the local team, the PSG qualifying for the semifinals for the Champions League title, but without all of the violence that follows, in that setting, Pablo Torre compared the solidarity in the streets of a city that according to mister Torre, behaves like Saturn on a casual evening eating dinner with his step-children, to the week or so, when New Yorkers all became one (except Donald John Trump) after The Saudis, or a relative of that clan anyhow, knocked down the Twin Towers on September 11, and to which, Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the third, got his panties all up in a bunch, pretty much like the Gentleman from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham when [s]he gets the vapours.

Breaking in Paris, Pascale de La Tour du Pin refuses to call El Estadio Azteca by it’s FIFA corporate name

BEAU-ring.

Fuera de lugar 🟨 ISSY-Pascale-vamos a ser anfitriones, de mucha gente señores 🎶 ».

The ballad of the offside rule goes like this… and a Wan ; and a Tú ; and a tree : if the attacker is closer to the opponent’s goal than the second-last defender, they’re offside. The goalkeeper is included, but since they’re usually in the goal, the focus is on that last defender.

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“O como dicen las francesas : Estadio Azteca ».

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Not to be outdone by some French lady on the streams, Ali Vitali is also refusing to call a El Estadio Azteca by any other corporate name.

El Pueblo Unido en París, Francia… no vale más que pura voz de pito

¿Qué culpa tiene la estaca, si el pueblo vota por Ratas puras de la izquierda de foie gras y caviar en Trocadéro? El pueblo vota y se esta[n]ca?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip/piu-avanti-avec-giovanni-mirabassi … disque’ la révolution permanente, o algo así (por sus siglas en francés)

I did mentioned to pardon my French…

 

and now, back to the Epstein thing in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Release the nipple NOW! Mister President.

 

Breaking on Deadline Wallace : French astronaut snaps picture of Trump’s nipple-gate from Space.

Nipple-gate, meanwhile in Paris, BFM’er TV refuses to call EL ESTADIO AZTECA by it’s contractual FIFA* assigned name.

 

*~. FIFA, por sus siglas en francés.

“It’s not a big deal…” Barack Hussein Obama was a better Commaner-in-Chief³

³~. Netanyahou knows it, which is why that Jew has no respect for a goy like Trump and his lackey “stand-down” force.

Talk About Epstein’s “X Files”… i want to believe.

https ://www .thedailybeast .com /trump-loses-it-at-tv-host-joe-scarborough-promoting-embarrassing-epstein-revelations/

Breaking News… and Marjolaine PKB, please excuse our French but, holy fucking shit, Öüï, the staff of this most non-consequential blog knew it!!! AUSTRALIA is in fact, one half anyhow³, the enemy!!!  And that’s because live on the real-time “wonderful world of television”, the man-child behind “the resolute desk” at The Oval Office inside of The White House, in Washington, D.C., otherwise known as “sleepy Donald John Trump”, threw a tantrum via his own personal social network on account that Cousin Joe promoted an upcoming book that details how The President of The United States of America gets triggered if anyone around his circle mentions The Epstein Files near him.

³~. Maggie Haberman 🇺🇸 and Jonathan Swan 🇦🇺

In local news, Donald Trump tells the world, don’t go to Mexico, or something like that.

Rock Lobster and your B-52’s for free, just for Air Shows and parades under Sleepy Donald Trump’s watch.

 

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Previously on… El Año de México en Francia

Coahuila, Larry, “remember Durango, mister Zimmerman?

Parla•mient — Release da’Funk dinosaurios 🦕

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-mardi-09-juin-2026

La Rutina de Hoy, and Marjolena Portier-Kalten 📻 Jock, nevermind that hot-ass mujer 👮‍♀️ policía, Eye is spilling the beans and the son ovavisch is confessing that he loves Ewe, yes Öüï do.

 

Short story long, it’s like the 4 O’Clock pundits NOW on the MS say, “when they win They Are righteous winners but when THEY lose, the SINISTER Left cheated the good people of Torreón”.

The Year of France in Chihuahua, and i (Armando Segovia) bet that Ewe motherfuckers didn’t think that Öüï had the cards to play at The Préfecture de Police level, now did you? NOW, Cousin Joe, all that i ask is that they (the good people at Cité) play fair and not with the marked “Mexican” cards de Barbara Carol de Obeso and Stéphanie Menou, S.V.P..

 

Hot chili 🌶️ peppers in the blistering sun.

Super-imposing Les on le plan de une légende ; or VICE-Versa.

 

… as mentioned earlier on the Map of that garden there on top of the food section and of course the first motion picture theater in the whole wide world of Frogs, ‘i had to drain the Snake’ ; o como dicen los muy franceces-esos, faire de la pi-pi.

Later during the early morning of the previous Hard THEYS Night i, Armando Segovia, would learn through the slip-of-the-tounge of my assigned interrogation* officer at the police station that la meuf was Canadian, not gringa.

Sweet Dreams are made of this.

 

*~. ‘member NOW, i was very courteously driven to the commissariat “en calidad de testigo protegido” but upon my arrival and after they offered me a cup of Joe (which i courteously rejected) i found myself in a room with four desks, each one accessorised with cops who did not uttered a single word during my testimonial “interview” , if one could call it that.  A few minutes after my assigned  interrogation officer slipped the apparent victim’s nationality a large woman who looked more like a Russian character taken out of a James Bond flic’ walked into the interrogation room and sat between two of the desks ; that bitch too kept her beak shut but her eyes did all the talking.

Now one thing that the non-readers of this most non-consequential blog (especially in North Bergen, NJ) is that i have for one reason or another been at least a dozen times in front or rather, across the the beautiful and/or charismatic persona of a French National Police officer, so the beautiful eyes and fair skin on a skin-thight police uniform got my little snake rattled, yes, but not shaken or stirred.

🌠 The More Ewe Knew …

The surname Morán is of Spanish origin and is considered toponymic, derived from the term “mora,” which refers to a type of fruit or plant, such as the blackberry or the sweet berry.

hence, “la moral”… pues es un árbol que da moras.

Raphaël Parenti at Emmaüs cannot allow me to lie

Raphaël was on vacation at the time… but i, Armando Segovia, will get to that shortly because right now, well right now Alan Riding is making his way to the NEW and IMPROVED, high speed—low drag, NOS³ “Miami ‘vice’ Magic” speed boat where the wife of a former French president and a victim of the French Judicial System are waiting to be taken away… waiting to they.

³~. 🏍️ Nitrous 🏎️ oxide 🚤 system.

Presumed Innocence

For the record, a few weeks ago i, Armando Segovia, digitally signed a French government form swearing upon my honor that i, among other things, would not insult or offend the French Republic ; “Roger that,” is the response call in tactical radio communications that relays an affirmative acknowledgement. Entonces pues amigo GEORGE at Mains Libres, to put it in laymans terms i reckon that if the greatest gift that say, an immigrant scientist « por ejemplo… » can offer his/her host nation is technological innovation or some sort of disease erradication depending of course on the field that got them accross the threshold of any given French consulate’s door around the world, then for a person in the field of Communication, in my case journalism, exposing corruption from the territories that i came from should be the gold standard… unless of course, mister Darmanin, France is a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE like México and The U.S.A. 

PLAY  BALL! — motherfuckers.

Oh, Frida Kahlo if only, if only la pinche ironía would paint itself… the so-called “Mexican Wave” took place at a baseball game in California in 1981 between the Oakland Athletics and the New York Yankees. Started by George Henderson, Krazy for his local “Athletics” en LA UNION TEPITO on the other side of The Atlantic (pp. 52-68) of the May 2026 magazine edition Vol. 337-No. 5, period!

 

Mexicans chase a world record wave – but is the trend even Mexican?

https ://www .nytimes .com /2026/06/06 /alan-riding-dead … as an AMERICAN he showed me how to TELL the MEXICAN STORY, and yes, i proved in FRANCE that Mexicans are ashamed of their NACOS… o como diría el difunto Jorge Saldaña en la otrora, Radio La Nueva República :

On his pages, he analyzed history, politics, economics, and national cultural contradictions. Among the most quoted passages is the observation: « Proud of its indigenous past, Mexico seems ashamed of its indigenous present ».

The Meat Puppets… a new form of Es•clavi•tud, or how Michael Peña is working the details on how to normalize the new slaves en La Colonia Roma, “just make sure” that the Columbia School of Journalism approves the story and nevermind la Ig•no•mi•nia de las narco olympiads and the swindled FIFA tournament of crooks.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/07 /fallecio-el-periodista-y-escritor-alan-riding-a-los-82-anos

 

An honest Scot and an Iraqi ⚽ crack be damned

 

Over at FRANCE 2 tv, the meat puppet interviewing Stephen Spielberg about his upcoming UFO movie also “mexicanized” his pristine French “b-roll” with miserable Mexican badges… silly Frog, Öüï don’t need no corrupt badges!!!

 

In local news, sources close to Jesus “fucking” Christ relay that any fan who loves and enjoys the world’s most popular sport, and watches the 2026 FIFA World Cup cannot complain about the state of corruption in their particular neck of the woulds, because you are all complicit, except Mercedes-Benz.

 

Operation Overlord — Olive Darb³

³~. If you are not dressed in DARB you are out of uniform, drop and give Mí 50!

Rapid response? Öüï will be the JUDGE of that.

 

For the record everything below this line could have been AVOIDED if :

— Alois Hitler’s parents would have used a MOTHERFUCKING condom³ sometime in the month of SEPTEMBER of 1836… also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Carlota of Mexico who was born on this day back in 1840 (you tried girl, you tried)

Olive drab not branch, maggots!

 

³~. 1965 – The Supreme Court of the United States hands down its decision in Griswold v. Connecticut, prohibiting the states from criminalizing the use of contraception by married couples… hence, GODWIN’s LAW.

… and Jacqueline Alemany,  just to show Eye can bend time and space (on Wikipedia, anyhow) i’m gonna dunk one on Ewe : Gooooo SPURS!

Here’s the MOTHERFUCKING set up, it starts just a few moments ago in

— 1971  when The United States Supreme Court overturns the conviction of Paul Cohen for disturbing the peace, setting the precedent that vulgar writing is protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

Get used to Nazi tattoos, it’s not Mí, it’s ISRAEL, also KEITH RICHARDS et sa BAGUE TÊTE de MORT 

https ://www .lemonde .fr /2026/06/07 /le-pentagone-releve-le-niveau-de-menace-de-contre-espionnage-israelien-dans-un-contexte-de-tensions-entre-donald-trump-et-benyamin-netanyahou

If Ewe like to gamble, Eye tells JEW I’m your man…

— 1967 – Six-Day War: Israeli soldiers enter Jerusalem.

La Nuit Blanche 2026 — legend

Naturally, the first response from the populace after a night of the Circus 🎪 is the Magus, o como decían en ROMA : la marcha (Issy-it’s-White).

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https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceculture /le-pourquoi-du-comment-histoire/pourquoi-le-peuple-a-remplace-la-populace

La Nuit Blanche 2026… in local news, Bernadette Chirac will accompany Lyhanna to the other side and then she will join Jacques at Montparnasse… Carlos Fuentes is standing by wearing a top hat and fraq.

 

Previously on A Hard THEYS Night, it was The Night Before followed by The Morning After en La Marcha de RotoMagus (Rouen).

So by now it’s close to 3 in the morning, a policeman kindly wakes me up, and by kindly i am not being facetious becuase the cop didn’t overstep his authority, which he could have—but he didn’t… “excuse me sir,” i heard a voice asking so i knew that it wasn’t a fellow clochard waking me from whatever dream on my REM that i happened to be going through ; by now it’s the 19 of December and just as i had predicted earlier in night two hours at most was the sleep that i would get

fléau (azote) : De l’ arbre hisp. assáwṭ, et celui-ci de l’ ár. clas. sawṭ.
       1.  m . Instrument de torture fait de cordes nouées et parfois hérissé de pointes.

Besando azote by the Seine 😵‍💫

— Would you mind coming to the station? A woman told us that you might have seen a group of people inside of the park earlier in the night.

https ://dle .rae .es /azote

It was the Saturday before Noël and so maybe that was the reason why the night before not a single cop could be found around La Bourse de Pinault or the playground in Les Halles, i tried to find one or at least a mall security guard to no avail, and as i already mentioned on an earlier post the entire ordeal must have lasted at least two hours from the time that i arrived and setup camp in front of the park until finally some revelers crossed a stumbling couple 20 meters from where i was sitting on my ass.

Whip (azote) : Definition of nitrogen as in, Top Fuel Funny Cars Kickstart My Heart
         1. Chemistry: Chemical element (symbol N; atomic number 7 ;
atomic mass 14.008)

— Are you Ok? Do you know this man?, Where are you taking her?

https ://dictionnaire .lerobert .com /definition /azote

Rapid questions from the one of the women who met the stumbling duo at the Baltard corridor which connects La Bourse with La Canopée (yellow arrow 1, on the map legend).

— « t’inquiète » … I am only helping her to the bus stop.

At that point the woman started to ask more questions and she just so happened to have looked my way and against my better judgement I discreetly waved her over with my right arm to come my way.

Sexual Healing on The Morning After… no justice no peas.

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