Motherfuckers! This is GEORGIA.
Georgians are God fearing people!
Why would God give Corona’s to Georgians?
Why, president Trump? Why?
[EAT A PEACH — In The Navy]
We’re living in a bad dream They’ve forgotten all about mankind And you were the one they backed up to the wall .::. A04E23D8-7434-462C-B2F3-F0C5A2FA308A ⚓️🦠 “In the NAVY”.
Why? President Trump, why? You told u.s. that the COVID-19 was a hoax… Why, president Trump? Why?
Unless you are Johnny Depp .::. CD4DFC19-4024-429B-94DE-1756E8D71F59 ⚖️ The blind bitch of justice will hang you by–the–nuts. BY THE NUTS! Willie Geist.
— of course not,
All öüï are sayin’ is that the law of the land in Texas says that the only proof to get rid of a significant other from the family Album is to be the FIRST ONE to make the claim; after that, SENATOR GILLIBRAND, the accused will be treated under the GEORGE BUSH era terrorists laws.
Please, president Trump, address this betrayal on your next WHITE HOUSE press briefing RALLY, —you SonOfA Bitch!!!
Lucha Libre! .::. A8E45EFD-2011-4C45-9075-E17795A3AD03 😇 You are not foolin’ anybody Demon, el Santo’s eyes are irreplaceable, that is you know: you cannot replace’em with your MASK.
In local news, El Hijo de “Santo” a sido secuestrado. Pistas preliminares apuntan a que “el” Blue Demon lo apañó. Reportes periciales arrojan datos de que el siniestro fue tramado en un Puto cinito mexicano en Les Lilas (casi esqina con el Veinte de París) y la guarida para guardar al Santo (el enmascarado de plata) se dio en un chingado “Hotel de Dios”, al lado del EsQuat de un tal, Quasimodo.
And now: stupid human tricks from New York 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
👏🏼👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿✌🏼🤙🏼✍🏼
Issy, Mujer Maravilla, esto es un méndigo intermedio en technicolor®️.
Hey, Mr. Schmitty, ‘member them wheelbarrow Theys in Irak part ii? If your floppy disc is cloudy, worry not, Los Hilos de Armando will thread the souls of U.S. Army issued combat desert boots to go with your kakis and rolled-up dress shirt.
D.A.T.’s the Power of Lub ($) .::. 17987B2C-E813-4760-9DA5-341AD8977367 🍟 Some assholes call it “the hand of the invisible market”. Donald John Trump, in his failure as president of them united states of america claimed last night during his MOB BOSS rally, that it is “a beautiful racket” —_• !_— And, lest(er Holt) you forget, FUCK You, Mike Barnicle.
Note to editors, BFM‘ers, and of course, former REPUBLICAN congressman Charles Joseph Scarborough:
the following is follow-up to a BFM TV report that we (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto) witnessed in real-time on a “Thompson assembled” flat screen hanging inside of a Kebab shop, which reportedclaimed that France was “making” several tens of thousands of “cubre bocas”, as the online version of La Jornada (en México) calls these. In context, the AFP reported yesterday that « The U.S.A. » was deploying the former leader of the 2003 Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority Lewis Paul Bremer III, STRATEGY, in order to “hijack” the French shipments of face masks from Chinese manufacturers.
“Day don’t act with much Honesty” .::. 2B0BED75-DBDD-4434-BBE5-9B5FBE89509E 🖕🏼Fuck the average American, WHO do DAY think D.A.T. DAY are, Mesopotamians‽
We, the staff of this most non–consequential blog, « pray » that all you motherfuckers don’t shoot the messenger and instead ask the leaders of the free world how it is that your motherfucking first responders came to depend on China to save their asses‽ —Provided, of course, D.A.T. the AFP’s wheelbarrow loaded–with–cash rumor report is true.
Nicolle goes Commando on deadline .::. CD650A12-600A-4B34-97EC-AFC6D80FCF0B 🚿
The Nicolle’s husband household scored a Commando 450 from “the” USPS!!! Yeah. Meanwhile in Washington, the lack of preparedness from the Donald John Trump administration is now turning the American Image of “exceptionalism” into a GOODFELLAS scene at La Guardia Airport, in SHYNA! IN SHYNA!!!
Capitalismo Salvaje 101 .::. E5D4B0EC-A5CC-49D8-B4B7-D801EC7BF31F 🦆 Stop lying, Mr. Trump. Stop saying that, “the free market is a wonderful thing.”
Wet market, free market, heck any unregulated market, it is just bull puckey… Dear, AFP: nice prop that the AP sold you there.
Time now in Hilo, Hawaii is the 22 hundred hour of the They and according to sources close to them Hello Goodbye’s, D.a.R.e. are more Clouds than Sun for the Day ahead, but D.A.T.’s ok because, “Survey Says”:
Good morning, America. The following must be read in a Brian Williams voice.
Page Wan:
CANADA DROPS AN ATOMIC BOMB ON the state of Florida. It was a bold move and the rest of the Western world applauded the initiative to close all of the “sandbars” and party joints in that fucking state. It killed many, many, —many— nanas and grandPAWS but they were going to die, anyhow. Merci, Canada.
Section Bee Ey, Advertorial (Homes and Chantes*) pg. 34
The Roots of the Beatles and other Mutts .::. 1C7E3DB4-16CE-447C-A91B-74DCB0104DFF 🏄🏽♂️ That D.A.R.E. Music from the Gulf Of México, — of course.
Tired of having to go to “chez lui” or « chez la », the very French have banded in solidarity to once–and–for–all know the feeling of what those damn Hispanos and Latinos (not the same group of animals), and the good people of Michoacán and Monterrey (an entire separate set of beasts altogether –Now) mean when they utter “I’m going home”, the Entire French nation, including some of their little Frogs, have all sheltered in place, Chez ‘lui’ and Chez ‘la’ in hopes that like falling in love, which the very French invented but have no idea what it feels like To Fall in love, at all, can arrive at knowing what it feels like to have A Home, hommie (and if you are French, the first two letters of HOmmie isbeepronounced as if one was calling a la puta de Josefina, and not Josephine (pariente de Cousin Joe), a fine girl from the great State of O•H•I•O.
* Chante = /haʊs/ noun. Sinónimo de hogar para los Vatos y las Rucas en dónde existe un núcleo familiar, for the Very–very French, it’s what the Anglos across the Chunnel and/or the Atlantic call a home; Aussi, it could be, the place where “E.T.” called and ran, —that motherfucker— an Astronomical long-distance bill.
In Local (predictable) News:
And then what happened? .::. 2FBE3DFA-73BF-4D44-965B-526B9165856B 🥊🗣🤺
Radio French Interdepartamental reports from La République, that the initial get-to-know your family nucleus, in an attempt to figure out what IT Means, To Call your « place » a home, is running into an initial brick wall. In a swift response to the problem, the French government is considering prohibiting the sale of Alcohol, yes ladies in germs, Alcohol is now becoming a problem in French places trying to feel what it feels to be a Home and, (oh, the humanity) having to deal with one’s own Children and/or Significant Other on a 24/7 basis in a non–vacation in an exotic land scenario.
It’s from ANONYMOUS .::. FB6F919D-7740-416B-9AE8-582D84E4BF05 🚶🏽♂️ «SHE », being la puta máquina de escribir, of course… and not, “the one D.A.T. you are with,” as heard from The Flaming Lips of Cousin Joe on The MoreJo Show^
… [M]eanwhile in Washington, Donald John Trump, is holding the nightly National Rally with “the” doctors as the opening act. In the European Theater of Pain it’s already “FISH” day and in EL EY it’s the 1600 hours in Pacific Stranded Time.
Over at Mr. Schmitty’s living room, Steve is trying on a different look, but he’s not FOOLING anybody, stop it, Steve! You are only encouraging Ali Velshi to start sporting that Disco Stu afro in the next segment. And besides, you should not shower with you wig on, Mr. Schmitty.
C’mon, Steve .::. 9887AB8E-31DB-4E87-A6F5-F2F0D9E04C38 🚿 You are not fooling anybody, Steve. Öüï all know that you took a no pressure shower on D.A.T. D.A.R.E afro wig that you are covering your noggin with. Admit it! Mr. Schmitty, you are guilty as charged.
… timestamp in Hilo, Hawaii is
TUESDAY, March 31st of 2020
at the 20th hour of the THEY,
Earlier in the transmission:
Deconstructed American Anagram .::. 1ECCB979-2F37-4E51-8FF9-2D6EA36720A5 📈 Assume, says you? Ass (out of) U (and) Me, provided Little Havana has a say on the “Stay–the–fuck out of la Calle Ocho”.
the devil is in the dentils,
Rachel Maddow is going to,
“Survey says?”
And in other Nine–Eleven para lelos, Cousin Joe, here’s another “I’ll be there for you” moment from the personal Attorney General of Donald John Trump; so listen up Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand and don’t pretend that you don’t Give Love a Bad name, —enabler.
• Are we advocating domestic violence against woman?
– NO. No we are not, we are just asking that any claim made against a “guy”, that it is not railroaded in the family court circuit just so that a County Judge Does Not, —we repeat— sothat a county judge does not lose an electionbecause of the women, but not necessarily the Soccer Mom, vote.
• Are we saying that in the military, female soldiers are not abused?
— NO. No we are not, all we are pointing to, Sen. Gillibrand, is that the same S.O.P. at county courts transfers to the chain of concern, for the benefit of some, in the chain–of–command; all we are opining on, ma’am, and to flip a quote ofa democratic candidate for the Commander–in–Chief:
Anygüey, Senator Gillibrand, if you ever would care to take the time to not read this most non–consequential blog, then you would not find out why i, armando segovia (not armando serrano prieto) get a hard–on when issues like these are up for a vote (for punishment against men) to become law [that is to say] the law of the land. But Eye will tell you, about D.A.T. on the next episode of: The Ozarks.
With the stay–in–place suggestion from New York’s governor (Matilda’s favorite son), former Sen. McCass finally listened to Rodney Dangerfield’s advice (given to her husband) and she went on VACATION to her Kitchen, —a place she had never been to. .::. ”Eye tells you, Willie Geist, Eye gets no respect around msnbc! Why the other day Eye asked Nicolle Wallace for a tip, and she wouldn’t even call Mí, by me name! No Respect, Eye tell ya.
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Indeed .::. 56F671FD-1DBE-4DA1-8707-9B44994515B6 ☠️ You can just say “Thank you” to « el kommander–in–chief », Donald John Trump: the arsonist who started the fire and wants credit for the piss in the bucket to try to extinguish it out.
In Entertainment news, Radio Times suggests that if you mix them American Narcos with a Kick Ass soundtrack, you might begin to understand what a Mexican Radio programming was all about before la chingada “quebradita” began to compete with “Siempre en Domingo”, that is to say, tune in to get the latest on The Ozarks from the least visited site in the Whole Wide Web: us!
Don’t join “The Runaways”, and don’t, for one second think that öüï missed a beat last night when you gulped after covering Candidate’s Biden on your weekend show.
The attitude re-adjustment .::. 601D73FA-E0BC-4A98-B65A-416B50C197ED 🦌Episode where Willie Geist suggests that Phil Griffin should not BLACK-OUT the coverage of The Bernie Sanders Campaign, and where Elise Jordan gets to treat Willie Geist as a non–conformist Jonas Brother. 🎟 Trivia: Elise Jordan was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club and was trained by Mickey (🐀) on how to properly hit someone with balls, in the balls.
And starring as Willy Geist:
Frank Cosgroves, Jr.
In triangulated Local news…
🎵 Now you’ve heard about the… toilette paper raids; [break]
From Reuters, vía La Jornada (de el staff) .::. 6BDDD52C-AEB2-4179-B85A-EA9BE91CF3EE 👨⚕️👩⚕️ Covid-19: Mayor productor de condones del mundo alerta sobre escasez. —_•!•_— President TRUMP Suggests to the Trojans at USC if it would be possible to reuse them “capotes” after use, just like the face masks, —you know‽
Deer, Ari Melver .::. C43C4754-9375-41FD-A3CF-968E0A45C240 💦 Please remind the good doctor, D.A.T. öüï never ever – ever ever fake the content, nor look for props, —and D.A.T. öüï, will most definitely keep our droplets. —_•!•_— Fake, it! Go ahead, Try it.
And, you probably heard about how the Atlantans from Atlanta went ahead and suplexed the heck out of the “applause in unison” for the hospital workers during the COVID–19 epidemic… but! And it’s a big but, New York City would have none of it and one of them “peacock” news producers had to “document” how those dang–on city slickers HAD THE GALL, to take from France what appears to be a wave of appreciation for Medical Care issues; at this motherfucking rate, Robert Costa…
How about that Yamiche, eh! .::. E3B52D4D-E930-4279-9F25-105D7FF87AE2 🗣 Eye will not spread coodies on you or the Fed wife; however, eye will shower you both on the Sanders blackout on “the” MSNBC’s and, Cousin Joe, the spotlight on “the” VP. —_•!•_— Listen man, if the best choice to replace Trump is a used car salesman, then so be it, but all öüï are saying is that if The best option was a person who tells “the moment” what it wants to hear, we the people are going to be stuck with the same system which allowed The Tea Party to flourish and… Beto O’Rourke said it best: Biden would be great for his father–in–law’s bottom line.
Americans might just go ahead and opt for D.A.T. D.A.R.E universal health care option at the ballot box next November. It’s too bad, Andrea Mitchell (our favorite FED’s wife) that the Trump administration is already working for that “special place in Hell” for both profiting out of the COVID-19 crisis and, for working the beta–phase machinations to hijack his second term in office, Oh, the motherfucking humanity, Cousin Joe! The motherfucking humanity.
And at Nicolle’s basement:
It is now evident, that the Wallace husband’s household shower head has no pressure. For reference please check with NEWman at the United States POSTAL SERVICE; for reference, please check with Mr. Schdmitty, or just watch the syndicated reruns:
Previously on
« Robert Zimmerman » me la pela;
page 1 with a “jump” to page 24.
Publicite d’Alliance .::. 0169BCA7-1878-4922-9599-94FCA5AA2CAF 📬📰 … [B]revemente y, para los archivos del Segnor de “la bendita” redacción de la prefectura de París, the manager of my branch (at la banque postale) had previously used our American CC to make a payment on the yearly fee of this most non–consequential blog, the reason: the online payment central at WordPress was blocking the Debit Card issued by “la bendita” BANQUE POSTALE.
dimanche 29 – lundi 30 mars 2020
In other news, black guy on “the” MSNBC’s confirms with in–house medical contributor that Ibuprofen and other “Corona” hangover medicine is safe to take; so g’ahead, DRINK’em before the SONS of the president of México outlaw “las modelo, especial”, except of course, the modelos that they get (like Donald Trump said yesterday at the Rose GARTEN) “to ride’em LIKE COWBOYS”; check the transcript from the White House, it’s out D.A.R.E., and yes mr. president, öüï did hear your CODED message about “your heavy–sided friend” and how “he” was “visciously attacked”, don’t go there. Don’t wake up the NAHUALES.
Paul Simon in the role of
Dr. Fauci
formally, Dr. Fugazi
“Come get some” .::. 7D31A261-FF02-49B3-AC48-F68791C62DD2 Ozark, S03; Ep1 Elise Jordan adjusts Willie Geist‘s attitude regarding the Bernie Sanders coverage on “the” msnbc’s.
The producers of D.A.T. D.A.R.E American narcos show forgot to refresh the memory* of the previous season to the fans of that little casino nazi manager with the crooked little midwest accent, Ruth Langmore, luckily for our the non–readers of this most non–consequential blog, öüï have got your bases covered.
…[*]
BREAKING THE NEWS fron The Rose Garden:
The President of them united states has rearranged the ORGANIZED GRAB ASS SESSIONS at the white house. In an attempt to catch–up to the decision–making that Donald John Trump failed to take into consideration BACK IN THE MONTH OF JANUARY, the president is once again learning what he he should have known all along; that the Army Corps of Engineers can build beds, because the entire fucking world WHO does not live under the circus tarp of a Trump MAGA rally know, China can build hospitals in record time (One Week).
Harrumphing with “the” Donald .::. E155DC87-DF3B-42ED-AA0A-519A32A63C25 🎪 Based on a true story… from The City of Rockridge.
Dear, Ivanka Trump,
here’s an innovative idea for the genius who said on National TV that he would probably fuck you (check the E–News), why not suggest to his dumb-ass that instead of getting in the way of the grown–up’s in the clinics and hospitals, perhaps his excellency should focus on the design process of the god damned medals that the health care and medical profession should receive when this fucking WAR that the president of France (not donald trump) declared on this “hoax” that the POTUS avoided for two months. Maybe… just maybe, Mrs. Kushner, it would restore the value that the PMF lost when your step-mother rested it on Rush Limbaugh’s neck.
Regards,
The makers of this most
non–consequential
blog.
