At the movies, it’s a split screen of “nigga please”, followed by “crackers on the verge of nervous shake up”. Synopsis : enjoy what you voted for honky! 

Go ahead Jackie… take your coat off.

 

Trata de blancas, —well of course Trump’s personal attorney was going to be confirmed as the attorney general porque se Trata de Blancas inside of the Jeffrey Epstein files, silly rabbit!

Now for those who don’t follow Mexican telenovelas like Jaqueline Alemany does, the term “trata de blancas” is the term used by Mexicans to describe, por ejemplo, Jefferey Epstein’s sex slaves.

Over at the UniṼisions on the handle of a TélémŨndo world “La Rosa de Guadalupe” pilgrimages to Notre Dame de Paris to partake in the Pope’s festivities for “El Mes de La Patria” on His Holiness way to PAU.

Let’s talk about Kansas, not Arkansas but Kansas becuase it rhymes with “transa“.

 

Canon exorcist assumes rectorship of Basilica of Guadalupe

transa adj. mf MX: coloquial (aprovechado, tramposo) swindling, cheating, crooked.
(UK, informal) dodgy.

https ://www .infobae .com /mexico /2026/07/14 /basilica-de-guadalupe-releva-a-su-rector-en-medio-de-investigaciones-por-presunto-desvio-de-limosnas/

At The VATICAN sources close to Saint Peter relay that The Pope in Rome will wear his WHITE SOXs and play shortstop at METZ when the pontiff meets with victims of TODD BLANCHE‘s sexual violence.

Ahora pues, for those who are out of the LUPE like Paola Ramos is, “el mes de la patria” is a referent to Mexican Independence Day, which no matter what Senator Ted Cruz from Texas say, it is not in the month of May, far from mother’s day (check local listings) and closer to the Nativity of The Blessed Virgin Mary on September the 8th.