La Bolsa 👜 de Guadalupe, starring Kristi Noem and Apolline por la mañana.

Musical guest: Carlos Santana in his best hydration THEYS could not dish out a pair of BENEDICTS like Rudy can.

Club América.

Bitch Lost Her Brand New Bag

Synopsis:

The Show must go on 📢

Just Add Spice, Martha.

Do you really want Mí, Mika Brzezinski, to paint  you like one of DiCaprio’s French Whores?

You know that Ewe, make a full-grown Lola blush, and you know that Lolita went through things that should not be, but a bullhorn!!! Youse one kinky motherfucker, Ms. Brzezinski, but Eye will oblige and Öüï will even put a diacritical on top of that last letter ‘e‘.

Cracked huevos

On the menu: Huevos con Acento de Stewart. Got huevos, Mika? Eye is urgently needing some Chicken Yema… got orÉgano? C’mon Mika!!! You have to feed those kids. Jésus Christ, Mika, what are you? The most popular hen in the coop? That’s a lot of developed embryos for one chickn‘.