This is what the Speed of Sound sounds like: doc-doc-doc Doctor Beat, it’s the end of an Earned Run Average, or ERA for Ayn Rand’s hippies.

Tipper Gore is a Devil Worshipper, and isn’t, IT!, ironic… Twisted Sister told you so.

Dear, Beto O’Rourke, from the bottom of Chicos Tacos®️ pleased be advised that la próxima telenovela on Telemundo Miami is a synthesis of Los Hijos de Sanchez and Atlas Shrugged.

Open This Gate:

Mr. Putin… Open This {GATE} mooooooo!

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