And, FRIDA… breast reduction is no way to fit them suckers in THOSE pots

A los galgos del Galgódromo de Ciudad Juárez…

LA LIBERTAD DE PRENSA SÓLO SE DESGASTA CUANDO NO SE UTILIZA³

Mientras tanto, o como dicen los franceses: That’s going to be an interesting BREED (punto y coma) a Chihuahua and a motherfucking Lévrier!!! Then again, Mr. Biden, Le XOLOitzcuintle might just get a HAIR for Dog’s génome from PERSIA. From the PERSIA!!! Yasmin Vassoughian; From PERSIA.

And, doña Andrea… my name is Inigo Montoya and “[Eye] don’t think that word means what that chick think that it means ». And, please! Ewe knows very well that Eye is an anti-dentite but that does not prevent Mí from recommending Mexican odontology, so if Texas wants to start paying people to act like the very French during the nazi occupation* (snitches, bounty hunters, and chismosos) have at it! Texas should be sent back to Mexico.

³.) Or, like N° 5260 of Le Canard Enchaîné
«LA LIBERTÉ DE LA PRESSE
NE S’USE QUE QUAND ON NE S’EN SERT PAS »

And SUSANA PUVEDA…Check this Squared Circle turn into a TRIANGLE

1 de febrero Día de San Ignacio… [A]nd SERENDIPITY, Eye does KNOT know if it’s mere COINCIDENCE but February the 1st is also the day that “The Situation Room” was inaugurated but in 1954… Y no, Suzy, you do not have to be Orthodoxe to believe Mí, you can just be… you know, —Ewe.

Meanwhile, across la rue Honoré (75001) next to le passage de Lavandières (Sainte-Opportune) Philippe Labró is celebrating Charity at “El Patron’s²” house (same ZIP)… no word if doña Justicia (For All) made a cameo.

Truth be told, Mr. Labró is a closeted Metallica freak and a keen Texas Observer. Take today’s CNEWS Matinée cover. It’s a tribute to The Frayed Ends of Sanity (The FES) the last track on the Album that brought you Lady Justice in full Republican party regalia.

Heck! The kid in The FES is seated in a “hanging man” position. And if you don’t know what the Hanging Man represents on the tarot, then you should stick to UNO cards.

².\ N° 2602C’est Arrive
L’abbé Pierre fonde Emmaüs
(1949).

At The Movies… Frida Hayek stars in:

In local news, France outlawed brest reductions. Fringe and sketchy methods of booby shrinkage are on the rise.

WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF AN ILLEGAL ABORTION.

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