Que diriez-vous de ces vagues, eh? Perdón, Perrine, quise solamente decir, Hola Maja! You look swell in kaki. HOW’eva, you sexy morning muse, the face on that big Wave is not that of Neptune, Neptune is a fag; Eye have it on the Highest of Authorities that the face on that Vague is non other than LOBITO¹.
… [A]nd, Avi Velshi, i don’t know if the signal reaches over yonder, but it looks, from Mr. Mat RivRin most FANTASTICAL snapshotf, that Lobito is wearing a… how should i put it‽ How should i put IT… a YES! A charreada sombrero, and riding a Seahorse, —Buck.
Over on Le Menu National, pg. 19 of nº 3609, on 20minutes dot france:
CARNE ASADA para GIGNAC and HOLY SHIT!!! The French just invented The motherfucking SUPERBOWL… Oh, SNAP! —+— The Humanity!!!
We begin today’s transmission from The Instituto Nacional de Geographi’a y las 7 mares o en dónde ‘asté quiera Perrine, but FO’ist:
I honestly never thought that i would get to see the news report that framed The Michelin Guide como un vil puchador* de platillos y bebidas clandestinas.
And this here, Bocuse is where Öüï Beguine to feature the INSTANT REPLAY on how ANTHONY motherfucken BOURDAIN went down (£it€ra££¥) à Pari$.
Inspired by the Spaceballs Rick Moranis helmet, That Etcheverry fellow, the one that hangs on Perrine como pulga de circo francés, he is now just trying on the latest look, it’s a look inspired by the Baywatch shack. Check it out:
In the role of Pvt. Benjamine… 🎶 football
Stefan Etcheverry is the long lost kidnapped son of Jefferson and Marcy d’Arcy… the young Etcheverry was kidnapped by, wait for it, wait… there she is, Christine Lagarde, yeah Buddy, that’s Buck pissing on the LifeGuard’s post.
1. Manuel “El Loco” Valdés.