Indeed, Leslie Jones, indeed. Now before we get into the Media Watch Weekend Update here’s the latest on una hermosa mañana en Paris Centre.
Christopher Dickey’s signals from outer space follow… if you are in on The Joke, like we know that Leslie is, then you are probably thinking that the last picture taken by the recently departed (currently in purgatory, level –4; Les Halles) Christopher Dickey, was that of a Ronald McDonald’s at this same stop, and you’d be half-gĂĽey right, Miss Jones .:. 62027215-DAC8-4D5E-8168-0E49A3FB5B7C 🛸 Anyway, Leslie Jones, it’s like them dang’on French Frogs say about listening to signals from Casablanca to Jerusalem:
“SPOILER ALERT au VERSO”.
Paris, 11h_ Judging from our trajectory from City Hall to the bowels at the Forum in Les Halles, there seems to be a tactical police seminar happening somewhere nearby on account that this quadrant is crawling with what seems to be every tactical group bottlenecking with their vehicles all of the streets and some of the back alleys of Châtelet. On top of all of the special squads on the block, at every corner and at every bridge between City Hall and Tuileries check-points are stopping people (mostly young) at random (especially young people with backpacks and hoodies) and conducting full pat-down and backpack searches. From our standing ground it looks like another Edition of National Sports Day is about to go down, the banking institutions are boarded up, and strangely enough this time around the storefronts are not protected by plywood, our guess is that since SALES HAVE BEEN SLUGGISH, a nice insurance claim would make up for some of the year’s losses, who knows!
We now return to Weekends with Leslie… and a fucking shopping cart.
Yours truly, Ivan Draco.
So, Miss Jones, the first thing about chasing “The Rachel”, that is to say, the pundit on msnbc knot the “Friends” hairstyle, is that if you are only providing commentary on the screen-grabs that up until recently served as TIMEStamps for the completion of our 10-year process (originally slotted for no more than SIX) with the Republic of France, then you’se playing checkers with former Republican boss, Michael Steele, and that motherfucker is tired of playing checkers on a perfectly good Chess board… so WITT that in mind, check the following unadulterated Venn Diagram, which of course it is part of the “show your work” process.
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“See Más” advertisement, pg. 2; N° 2567 (gratuit) CNEWS Matin đź›° 70F3DDAB-6C6F-4F34-B898-F95E4D100A86 đź—Ł Indeed, Leslie Jones, if you are watching the Maiden Edition of “Crosstalk with Tiffany Cruz”, then you should begin to factor in all of the Freq Hops from parallel universes beyond the Third Dimension… ISSY, Michael Steele the so-called “Tri-dimensional chess” is for… is for… is for… the CROSS-CONNECTIONS!!!
https ://www .nbcnews .com /news /weird-news /former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-extraterrestrials-exist-trump-knows -n1250333
… [P]or ejemplo, Raquelito, somewhere beyond the dentils, i saw Leslie Jones on Deadline before Philippe Labro’s advertisement ministry began to plot this weekend’s audio track for their bottom line, and i knew about this morning announcement that Israel is forming an alliance with E.T. and My Favorite Martian since like at least two months ago. Ancient Aliens… it’s what i watch, back on planet earth, “Once again” those French lessons purchased under The Year of Mexico in France have really paid-off for police forces South of The Border who just made the top of the list for being the most vicious of the human rights watch.
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