Ladies in Gemini: con ustedes, Long John Silver
Please pardon the quotes on « contributor » , think of these as a spotlight on you, Sir, and nothing more. Can you Dig, IT?
Right now though, since Kayleigh McEnany is not responding (like the promise of the Republican MORNING IN AMERICA) i am going to have to jerk-off and get satisfaction for myself. You are welcome to get your panties all-wet when you don’t read this, Kayleigh McEnany.
The World in Disarray follows.
Kayleigh! Your story is our testament for our affection to what Frank Zappa called “Catholic Girls”, now get back in the back of the bus. Do you think that the part of the speech about your innocent nine-month old makes up for the show of hands that destroyed thousands of children’s lives in the family separation plan of your President’s Long Beach Boy? God bless your child, but we still need to fuck. Remember Kayleigh, no child is born a racist… like Donald John Trump, for that to happen it takes the parents programming. My name is Armando Segovia and Eye approve this message.
— NO!!! Fuck no, Mr. Cawthorn, God didn’t save your “handicapableness,” — “whiteness in america” did, but we [the staff] will measure that with Jacob Blake’s recovery… and forgive me for asking, but as i understand it, your tragedy at 20 years of age prepared you to handicap everybody else’s Liberty? You are a perfect template to that Texas [current] cripple fuck in charge, you know, the God-fearing christian responsible for thousands of lost lives in The Lone Star State. Fuck you and your wheel-chair. This message is approved by Franklin del Ano Roosevelt.
Dear, Lara Trump: Biden and Kamala will keep your children safe, even if they are Trumps. Donald and Pence can‘t promise that for children who don’t look like yours.
Dear, Ambassador Grenell, Richard: PARIS is the Capital of the World, New York is it’s First Arrondissement… Washington is just a fucking rest-stop… don’t believe me, what happens to the Nation when all the lawmakers go back home to roost.
Note to POTUS: thanks for reading u.s.… and Ben Rhodes, nobody cares. In America (U.S.).
KAYLEIGH! KAYLEIGH!!! Juliana Tattlebaum won’t let Mí lie, in GMT it’s 10 am and in Hilo, Hawaii, the clock is about to strike midnight, and in middle America, the Atlantic Ocean’s curveball is on track to hit the Strike zone in that rest-stop of The Globe called The District of Columbia. In•Deed.
MeanWhile in WINsconsin, in WINconsin no pasa LAURA.