Text, context, subtext… did ya’ get all D.A.T.?
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The Tale of The Tape
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On the Red Corner:
The 7-Hills Kid and undisputed champion of the World (East of Algeciras and West of Estambul).
On the Green Corner:
The “guy” who, « could have been a contender ».
Life is like a box of ping-pong tables…
Romulus wastes no time and revolts, for decades (in the latest iteration of the Roman Empire, « Capitalism ») the savvy warrior had no qualms with the Eastern regions of the latest version of the Asian Dynasties driving non-union workers into suicide for the sole purpose of having a new transmitter/receiver in the latest style, not to mention a plethora of non–reparable electronic gadgets that become obsolete as soon as a new Hollywood blockbuster comes out. Remus, fighting under the code of the “técnico” under Lucha Libre rules and regulations (of course) fell for the old “carrot and stick” tactic of the “rudo” realm, and now Remus finds himself flat on his back after Romulus kicked him in the balls while Eddie Gloude, Jr., was being distracted by the fans of Remulus who showed up with 1 %’ers of the Florida WWE Confederate Union of one-round wrestlers… it fucking figures!
While Remus cradles on his back and pressing his groin area with both of his hands and saying, “AU, me duele” Romulus raises both arms with the right hand in a closed fist and yells at the Remus fans (a bunch of Amazonas) that “Dildos” are not an essential item during the middle of PANDEMONIUM. Remus, still squirming from the kick in the nuts squeals: you don’t know that! Adding that the Girls over at Lorde Lorne’s province broke all of their “toys” after the first week of quarantine. Not to mention that over at the CATELLANI household, that couple’s dildo became an actual “toy”.