Sen. KloubuCHAR, release the Kasie DC!, We [the staff] sense that the Russians are kidnapping all of the Hottest Talking heads.

Release the Kasie!!! TimeStamp: 19h20 Central NATO Thymes. In MoTown, the situation has now beecome a SHAMEFUL display of Off-limit places for tourists, reports the FOX News antenna por Detroit. Our favorite talking head [Kasie Dc] was the latest “body snatched” VICTIM of a Band of Australian gypsies who are in caHOOTS with a “Joey” from ScrappyTown, PennStationvania. TUCKER Carlson, the Third (off-Course), who perhaps (next to Ted “chicken” Nuggets) is the most trusted source of NewS for Trump Voters reports that The Band of Australian Gypsies strategy starts by pulling a 3.1416 through the Radio of their “pre-selected” targets and then proceeding to request fake signatures while they (the Australian Gypsies) suck the living EMANCIPATION of them tourists, while in Detroit
… Transcription for Inglés Sin Barreras customers follow, in the mean time, here’s Round One between some guy named Ryan (tin tim) and Bernie motherfucking Sanders: Courtesy of Time in a Bottle by Joan Manuel Serrat:
VerbaTIM:
RYAN: But you don’t know that — you don’t know that, Bernie.
SANDERS: Second of all —
TAPPER: I’ll come to you in a second, Congressman.
SANDERS: I do know it, I wrote the damn bill.
Play it again at ’33, SAM.

