But you are going to have to Wait until Monday. No Umbrellas kneeded.
In a knew-york minute… BEE ADVISED that the Lumiere brothers, and not Thomas Alva Edison, invented Hollywood, and The Munn belongs to Méliès. RELEASE THE HEIDI, Oh–livia!!! RELEASE THE HEIDI!
… and of course,
The following must bee
recited in a New York minute
by:
Billy Joel in the role of
Brian Williams.
It’s the 5th of July and in Washington, the teleprompters are still drenched in tears, because Ancient Pundits reveal that ancient aliens where were flying over the clouds when Benny Franklin got THUNDERSTRUCK.
Whatch’talking abour ah–Bout, Güilys???
Mean, while Donald Trump, senior, is in office, ancient pundits want a Return–on–Investment from the aftershocks in California. Willie Guiest, Güilly Gaist, la granja ‘sta loca… is it because Eye am brown‽
Join the National Guard. One Weekend per paycheck. Six-Sigma ISO–2040 approved.
Zeppelin goes here, and how a Pavé de Cœur de Rumsteak béarnaise au façon Rossini has a hint of caramel popcorn is beyond my foie grass… in Breaking NeWs, ISSY, fip confirms it: From their finger to their, —you get the idea.