Now here’s the little story of our fearless Commander–in–Chief, who as hisSTORY tell U.S., earned a buck or two after playing HookiE on da’Nam, and upon partnering up with Col. Walter E. Kurtz and venturing into the Chinese “restauration” racket.
Now the first thing that Every aspiring officer in Trump’s Army *Should Know is that our valiant and hung like a horse (a white horse, not just any horse, but a beautiful White Horse) leader WAS Never–Ever_ever, —captured by the Enemy.
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Future Air Force Officers shouT:
Hip—Hip McCain
Hip—Hip McCain!!!
Fuck Donald (draft dodging) Trump… and:

That’s a Russian helicopter noise ; Thank You Very Much or, some Spatziva in Cyrillic like this: Спасибо.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, —bomb out Montana. Hear Mí out Frankie Hollywood, this güey, you dig a hole for your Pipe-Line… it’s a Wÿnn Wïn Situation.