Öüï now return to our regular Organized Grab–Ass edition of Jeopardy, with your host, “porn–Stach” Trebek, in the role of Luis Manuel Pelayo.
For 69 Smack’ah–roos:
—What irreversible and catastrophic event–in–progress has the current Secretary of State of the United Disarray of America, Michael Pompeo, all giddy and looking like a happy little 3 pound pink baby’s tucus to the tune of “Always look on the bright side of LIFE?
[Returning challenger, and Brea Canyon celebrity, Armando Álvarez, hits the buzzer sound first]
Will Farrel’s voice:
— Donald Trump’s new trade route at the Tehuantepec Isthmus!!!