Hold it D.A.R.E.
while Eye hit it.
Lady Snitzer and Fly Spectacles.
[Frank Sinatra takes a stroll through the Ed Sullivan Theater, and sighs…]
— Dear, God. A fucking Violin!?
[George Burns answers]
— Shut up, ya’Bum. We ran out of Trombone molds.
— Look, Big G, all Eye am sayin’ is that things have gone Wacky ever since them mop-heads invaded the Ed Show. What’s next, Big G? Old Dirty Bastard fighting it off against the Original Walrus?
and God goes.
—Go listen to Something, Frank.… dot, dot: DOT. That’s all Eye have. Enjoy All That Jazz.
We now switch it over to Susan del Percio, where a jam-packed with peanut butter and jelly Home Economics 101 session is already in progress.[Mika Scarborough is setting the price for the first round, she lays the Basics, and then all the Officers, of course, and when she arrives back to Octopussy (John Mill Ackerman) she asks the contenders what the price of a mass produced peanut-butter and sandwich costs to produce, and how many Peter Jacksons–es–es can it feed on the trenches?
… and Juliette goes: it’s not 69, Susan… and Rahm Emmanuel goes: You know Cousin Joe, EYE finally GET what THIS FUCKEN BLOG WAS TRYING TO WEDGE into your corporate sponsored political mumbo jumbo morning show. But, Cousin Joe, you are just LIKE SIRI and her Humor when it comes to parody and sarcasm, right mr. One–Time Deutsch‽